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Based on this message board, LDKs are more common than I realized. It's only happened to me twice. Both times were fine, with one stripper being a little annoyed I didn't have any extra $ to tip her, and the other being understanding about whole thing. The second even grabbed my arm (I was embarrassed and moving toward the door), and said, "Hey, are you okay? It's not weird. You're fine? You're good to drive?"

That said, it made me wonder if there is any etiquette understood in that situation. Do you push them away when it happens? Warn them? Apologize? And is there a logical tip size to add on that point? I don't plan on it happening again, but hell, I didn't plan on it happening in the first place.
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So...after breaking up with the tall skinny blond (TSB) as told in other threads, a blast from the past is back in the picture. She and my ex-ATF were lovers once but that's another thread.. I see her as fair game as the ex is no longer dancing and they're no longer intimate, I know she's playing me, it's still fun.because it's worth my meager $$. She can have my money. I consider it a fair exchange...she's HOT and extras friendly, and pushes the right buttons when we talk.

I have a hunch she knew I was available from the TSB and swooped in figuring she had the inside track as I already liked her...as she knows from past OTC....I'm in big trouble huh! LOL Looks like my plan to play the field was short circuited...Love it!!!
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The Downfall of a stripper.

Some of us get to know our strippers on a level so personal we may know more about them than we do of our own children (for those of us that have kids). Gawker and JS69 have told some interesting personal stories but most others have not other than jackslash sharing his dinner menu. Something made me think of my retired ATF the other day and it made me think of her fall from grace to virtually nothing, and I thought I would share how crazy her life has been.

She came from a normal middle class family in a small town in Idaho. After graduating high school she went to a small college on a volleyball scholarship. By Halloween of her freshman year she had become pregnant. Finishing her first semester taking off the spring to have the baby, she left the child with her mom and went back to school the following fall to try again. Once again, getting pregnant, dropping out for good at the end of the semester. 19 with two children, no baby daddy money and no future. Somehow she winds up in Texas, stripping and banging pro athletes (she was that hot even after having two kids). Several boyfriends, a few husbands and next thing you know, she's 30 stripping in Vegas, divorced 4 times, 4 kids now, but 2 of the kids were lost in custody battles and live full time with their dads. Eventually she makes enough money and moves to Arizona commuting on the weekends to Vegas to strip when she needs money. Some weekends she'd clear 5K and wouldn't have to return for a month, other times she'd have to go every weekend for a month just to make rent. Living in a nice 5 bedroom house (just her and 2 of her kids) paying $2,400 a month rent, but no furniture and no car after she totaled her car in an accident. She would fly to Vegas or rent a car when she could afford it, when times were tough she'd take a bus.

About 10 months had gone by since I had last spent time with her, so I asked her to join me for Labor Day weekend in Vegas. She was so proud to be able to pay for her own flight to meet me. I let her pay for it too, since it was a big deal for her. She told me how she started putting her profile on Sugar Daddy sites and started web camming which were two things I didn't even know existed (this was around 2010). She was making good money, enough money she didn't have to go to Vegas anymore and could stay home full time. One year in she got some facial work (botox) done and spent a shit-ton on upgrading her implants to some big fake titties. Her enhancements looked overdone in person, but she looked like a 10 viewing her on a 24 inch computer screen online in the dim light. Guys flooded her cam room, and she placed 2nd, 4th and 6th in consecutive months on her cam site, making as much as $100K in one month. No joke. Like most people who have come upon a financial windfall - going from camming making $50-60K a year to making over $250,000 in 3 months she spent the money like it would never end, paying cash to buy her oldest son and her new cars (not Honda Accords), expensive family vacations all summer taking all of her 4 kids, and more plastic surgery, which ended up making her look like the cat woman more than refining her aging face.

Cam guys are finicky and of course, new girls come everyday taking away slots from her room. 400 guys in her room went down to 40, and to make matters worse, she refused to get nude (not even topless) unless someone payed for private dances with her, further hurting the numbers in her room. Luckily there were a handful of PLs worse than any guy on here sending her every extra penny they had to chat on the phone with her and for private photos and sessions.

Eventually she found another husband, uh or "sucker" and she is now in her mid 40s with 5 children, married 5 times. Her husband is at least a decade younger than her and it's hard to determine which one was conning who, because they both tried to declare bankruptcy as a couple but were denied because they both had declared bankruptcy too many times previously.

She certainly hasn't had an easy life, but I used to always tell her, every time there's a fork in the road, you always turn the wrong way - almost like she's drawn to the wrong path.


Not all strippers are like that. I met one last year who was divorced with no children. She had been stripping for 2 years and also escorted some on the side, had over $200,000 saved up, was going to do it for two to three more years until she had enough money to buy a small house in San Diego, was going to quit escorting a stripping and go back to being an elementary school teacher. She figured if her house was paid for she could afford to live on a teachers salary.
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Right outside Manchester directly after Ariana Grande concert. Suspected suicide bomber, but information is still coming in. Which I had more to add but I don't. Regardless of what happened or why, it's pretty bullshit that a bunch of kids lost their lives or had to witness this and be emotionally scarred for the rest of their lives.

www.cnn.com/2017/05/22/europe/manchester-arena-incident/index.html
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I'm not one to complain immediately about a change of format in this site, even though I'm averse to change for its own sake. I prefer to wait a few days for things to sort themselves out. But seriously: how do I find club reviews sorted by state? On my laptop, I can click on tabs immediately above "Top 40 Lists" and "Discussions" that take me to "Strip Club Reviews" and "Clubs With New Reviews", in both cases for today's date. But how do I find reviews for clubs in, say, Austin (where I am right now)??
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Has anyone else seen these Mexican girls whose faces look Asian? Skin tone, eye shape, features all look Asian, but then they come up to you with "Hola" and start with the Spanglish. I wonder why that is? I figure some of the less attractive ones with the more masculine features carry more Indian blood. Darker, red-hued skin, etc. Maybe these, as both countries border the Pacific, carry more Chinese blood from rail workers and miners who escaped from the US or were brought to Mexico to work those.mines and build those rails. None if the ones I've met are really of their ancestry. They are aware of how hot they are to look Chinese, but have big natural tits and great round asses.
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Ever have dreams where information is being communicated to you in the dream, and does it check out?

I think this happens all the time, though for me I probably have not noticed it. Though it is not communicated in the most straight forward and clear manner. It is more in the feelings evoked after I awaken and analyze it.

I posted some week or so ago about a moderate dream with my ex-wife. I log in and she had just sent me a moderate toned email.

But some of the most compelling have been when people died.

Dream about some container up on the shelf of my bedroom closet. What it was was not clear. But I knew it pertained to the father of a best friend. Father was dying of terminal cancer. And yes, the night of that real intense dream was the night he died.

Dream about a former neighbor. Retired carpenter, severe alcoholic, had seizures when he drank. Moved out. A few years latter I had a dream about him, when for some reason I was being tasked with writing his death certificate. Of course this makes no sense as I am not qualified to write any such thing. Because of the intensity of the dream and the associated feelings, and because I and everyone liked this former neighbor, I am sure that that was when he died. But this has never been verified.

Anyone else have dreams which seem to pass on real info?

I believe that most of my dreams do, but usually it does not pertain to the literal people and places of the dream, it can be discerned by examining the feelings evoked.

SJG

Deep Purple - Perfect Strangers
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ_kez7WVUU
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www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/if-you-bought-dollar100-of-bitcoin-7-years-ago-youd-be-sitting-on-dollar729-million-now-after-new-record-high/ar-BBBnINV?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=iehp

link above goes in to a lil more detail but basicly bitcoin was worth $0.03 seven years ago and $100 invested and held at todays value of $2,000 would be $72 Million
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And are guys who don't jealous of the hard work, intelligence, and strategic skills possessed by those who do?
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The other day I saw a VW bug with fake eye lashes above its head lights. It was being driven by a dude.
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He needs to stop posting until he apologies for this.
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www.vice.com/sv/article/a-visit-to-one-of-germanys-all-you-can-fuck-brothels-432

Click the link above if you want to read the article it's from 2014.

Apparently Germany has many flat rate or all inclusive brothels

King George is on the economy side of the dollar. For 99 Euro you can fuck from open to close..that's crazy to me but an amazing deal.

I really need to get over my fear of flying and get the best value and experiences for my hard earned cash...
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Are the waitresses at this club allowed to give lap dances? I was in there for the first time last night and there was a pretty hot waitress with a pretty damn full shirt, that I would love to get a dance from. Unfortunately I never got around to asking if the waitresses danced. Any input? If so. Let's hear it.
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We technically have already had a few already and surprisingly turned out better than I would have ever expected

One of my career paths besides poker is to actually be a Minister by the time I'm 40-45

I've actually been to a Bible Institute and am currently enrolled in one

I've felt the calling on my life a few years after my convert at 15. So by age 17 I had a strong feeling I would head in that direction.

I tried a youth pastorate position from 20-22 but realized I needed to live and struggle with my faith before actually taking over a head pastorate position.

I also needed to make since at least to me about my obvious double sided lifestyle

Life took me down a tough road and I tried to lose my faith but never truly could shake it....I did shift from being a conservative to a liberal though.

I'm now in the spot in life I'm gearing up for that roll in my life soon and figured I would share a Lil back story with you guys

My idea isn't to shove religion down your face lol...but to have a open discussion with members that might enjoy something like this

I will try my best to present as many different views as I can find on whatever text we examine together and I hope those of you that like this would help me in this as well as we discuss it with open minds and hearts

Just a thought plus it would start giving me much needed practise

Thoughts ?
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Anyone know the stage name of the stripper in Indianapolis with a bunch of big goth/horror tattoos - Hannibal Lecter, Edgar Allen Poe, etc. - that works at Brad's Brass Flamingo? And if she works there consistently? Meant to get a dance from her last night and ran out of time. She was also really impressive on the pole, and I think they said she'd won some award.
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So Im at my trap SC see www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=48634 . I am with a new-to-club 5'11" 110 lb super skinny model stripper alone in the smoking room. I dont smoke. 1st time I ever saw in my life someone smoking slim cigs. WTF is that? My stripper said they make her look beautiful. Sheesh. Another stripper came in by herself light a Newport. My strippers pack of artisan smokes was running low and she didn't wanna run out. Newport stripper offered my stripper, my stripper was like "no thanks, thats newport", my stripper then looked at me smiled and said "lets go raid [owner]'s stash". Me and stripper leave smoking room and goto the owners corner of the club, 2 random nodded out PLs sharing a bong on the couches in the owner's seating area, owner missing, nobody cares whats going on, she picks up a tube off the table, pops it open, 2 joints fall out of the tube into her hand, and a look a shock comes over her face.

The bottom 1/4 inch of each joint was dipped in what looked like soy sauce or pen ink. She looked at me and said "so thats what [owner] is smoking", I said "its dipped, still want it?" while grinning like a monkey at her because its NOT my first time here, she puts the 2 joints back in the tube, puts tube back on the table, and tells me "l'll smoke the Newport". We leave the owner's VIP area and go out back to the normal PL/stripper mixing area of the club floor to find a Newport.

I knew this stripper from another club, we spoke a bit there 2 months ago but I told her at the old SC I am extras-only, she declined but said lets stay friends, and I agreed. I stopped going there shortly after, so when she popped up at my trap SC, we resumed the hanging out. I didnt spend any $ on her at either club, she just liked me and most PLs already went home or stopped spending or found their favs till closing.

Most of my $ and cum went on another stripper earlier in the night, so the slim cig stripper was just me killing time and lets see what happens till the club closes. Even she admitted to me 1st thing she knows she cant sell to me. She was also quite "under the influence" so her hanging out with me, was a poor $ choice for her, but heck, Ima keep her company if she wants it. After her newport she sat on me, with me on a couch, hand an arm around me and talked into my neck for a while for free and I held my hand over her pussy between her legs, she didn't mind bizarrely (maybe too wasted to notice). I once did ask her for dances to "tip" her back for her time, she said she wont take my $ and just wants to hang.

She told me one of her former jobs was $600/night working at a swingers club but complained no matter how hot a girl looks, the person in charge will tell a girl she is replaceable, there are always new young girls waiting to replace her, and she is nobody. I asked no questions, but I wonder if her former swingers club job required "playing with customers" for that level of $. I'll def talk to her again if I see her again.
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Random things that happened with my LDQ's over the years

1. One time, LDQ was a little upset that it took me 3 songs (instead of my normal 2) to LDK. She felt bad about herself because she thought she wasn't pleasing me enough. We talked about it and next time was better.

2. I walked up to an LDQ to ask for a dance at the same time as another customer. While talking to the other customer, she reached under my shirt and lightly pinched my nipples. She then said, "I have to decide which one of you to give a dance to first, since you both approached me at the same time." The customer looked at me, then her, and said, "gone take care of him". She told him, "damn right, I'm about to grind the shit out of his dick". After I LDK'ed, I had to look down to make sure my dick was still attached.

3. One former LDQ used to place the chair a foot back from the wall, then ride me so hard, it made the chair tip back against the wall. She would go in a rhythm where the chair would go back and forth hitting the wall. Bouncer never said anything about the noise.

4. One time two of my LDQ's both came to my table at once to ask for a dance. My brain was in a swirl, I didn't know what to do. Both were yelling, "pick me! pick me!" like some little girls. I thought about walking out of the club and coming back another time. I decided to pick the one it had been the longest time since our last dance. I felt bad for the one I didn't pick.

5. One time I had wasted money with dancers who didn't give an LDK, and was down to $20. My LDQ came over to me and offered to give me a dance. I told her I only had $20, which would only buy one dance, not enough time for an LDK. She said she would give me some floor dances (which were against club rules) for $20 until I LDK'ed. She took me to a table in a corner and started grinding. During the second song, I was about to LDK, when a bouncer saw us, and told her she had to stop. I left, and the next time I saw her she told me she got in trouble for that one.
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A 19-year-old man is accused of fatally shooting his girlfriend accidentally while he was fighting with a man at a strip club in Far East Dallas, police said.

Officers found Natalie Tavares, 18, next to a vehicle with a gunshot wound about 3:50 a.m. at the Tiger Cabaret Club on Interstate 30 near Buckner Bouelvard.
Witnesses told police Aldo Saucedo, 19, had been fighting with another man inside the club. He left and pulled his vehicle to the front of the club, where the two men confronted each other again and Saucedo grabbed a gun from his vehicle.

He shot at the man but fatally struck Tavares, police said.


She was taken to Baylor University Medical Center at Dallas, where she was pronounced dead.
Another woman who suffered a wound that was not believed to be life-threatening also was hospitalized.
Saucedo faces charges of murder and aggravated assault.
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That was my last LDQ's "wanna dance" line she used on me. It was especially sexy because she had an accent. Wouldn't it be great if every dancer who came up to you used that line?
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In most of the strip club reviews I read on Eccie where the dancer gave extras, the dancer started off with a lower mileage and increased it after each song. How many songs do you give the dancer to get to the point, whether it be LDK or extras? How much can you really tell about her mileage from the first song?
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How common do you see a stripper that will only be open to OTC when:
A. She's comfortable with you, she's gotten to know you, this takes several visits ITC
or
B. She doesn't fuck customers OTC, but if you're willing to pay JS69 rates she might be open to making an exception.

Have you ever did OTC with these type of girls?
Atlanta
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Heard yesterday. My hands are so cold that I can't roll this blunt. :)
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Curious, does anybody know where she landed? Always had fun with her!
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Hi,

I've read lots of articles here, but never wrote anything. I'm Nick, 35 guy living in France.
I've visited some clubs in Paris or in New Orleans when i visited the USA. There is nothing to compare. Here in France, we have very poor clubs !

However, my visits to strip clubs were a long time before i discovered tuscl. After reading a few articles there, i understood i did not act the good way to get a good mileage in SC. I was not really into ldk, even if it was one of my fetish since i saw the movie Showgirls.

Now, i would really like to find a "ldk" club there, if there is any, but i've got some doubt. Do anyone here on tuscl ever got an ldk in a french, english or spanish club ? Where should i aim ?

For some other reasons i may have to do differents trips to the USA in the futur, which cities are the more likely "ldk high potential" ?

Thanks for reading, i may open others articles on this subject or try to give some reviews if i remember where i've been (i was drunk most of the time so i've got some "amnesia").

I wish you a nice day !
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