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Hypothetical - You catch your 16 y/o banging his hot 22 y/o teacher. Say he is junior in HS and the hot teacher is his math teacher. Would you report it to either the school or the cops?

I would play it very low key and approach the teacher and tell her to end it immediately. I would not report it to the school or the cops.

I would do this because of the risk involved in this turning into a major issue for my son, not because out of some moral or legal stance.

I think the parents that report shit like this are damaging there sons for the rest of their live's. Imagine the guilt these kids will carry being part of getting their teachers thrown in jail.

And yea, totally different if it was a daughter. Probably.
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Weeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Investigators said Tyler asked his mother for her car keys to leave the house, but when she refused, he grabbed a knife and stabbed her to death. Investigators said Tyler planned to empty her bank account and use the money at a strip club."

Son of the year.

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And some say the US is regressive? I wonder how it really is in the countries that do not participate in the real world.

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and didn't even know it.

I started doing some research on male ejaculation (trying to figure out why I sometimes have all the sensations of an orgasm but no ejaculation) and ran across this quote from a study:

[T]he protective effect of ejaculation is greatest when men in their twenties ejaculated on average seven or more times a week. This group were one-third less likely to develop aggressive prostate cancer when compared with men who ejaculated less than three times a week at this age.

I guess all those escorts and massage girls I saw, and masturbating I did in my twenties turned out to be a good thing. ;-)
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And it's only 4:21 pm

Fuck all of you.
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I'm gonna shit on dukey boys head
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Wondering what are the best days of the week to visit Tijuana. Are Mon/Tues less crowded with the same number of chicas, or is selection also limited?
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I was out last night on a six-hour birthday binge of clubbing. Ran into an old flame who I hadn't seen in probably 10-15 years and she instantly remembered my name. I was quite impressed. Then it made me realize that my 2 co-CFs have no clue as to my name. I've been getting dances from them for about the same amount of time. What made me think about it longer is that I'll call then both by their stage names when we're it the heat of things in VIP. They both know a lot else about my interests and vice verse but it's pretty amazing to have a relationship (some weird blend of sexual/business/personal relationship) without either party knowing the other's real name. A few years into knowing my ATF she told me her real name to add some authenticity to our time together and I was flattered. Don't get me wrong, my ego doesn't demand that the CFs know my name. It's just one of the alternate universe things that happen in strip clubs.
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I know everyone is different. I know some people are social, very social even, butterflies if you will. Others pretty much keep to themselves. Some will be bothered by silence, especially while in a group, while for others, it's golden. Actually, there's no such thing as true silence (except maybe in the vacuum of space), as there is always something in the background or even your own heartbeat or breath which you can't notice without "silence", silence being the quality that enables one to hear anything.

But i digress. I tend to keep to myself (hard to believe, huh?), as the strip clubs attract all of the unknowns of which i tend to prefer to keep it that way. But every now and then, i'll "find" myself next to someone, say at the stage or at a table (due to general business), that's "bothered" by my silence and try to engage me. For the most part, it's generally civil, with simple pleasantries like hey, what's up, or nice girl there, or who do you like, or even you come here a lot (as if they were a dancer, lol). And i respond predictably. Occasionally, a custy might ask me about a girl he saw me go dance with, and if it was bad i definitely say so, and if it was good, i also say so, but i usually say, if you like/want her, go get her. Playfully though.

But sometimes that seems like that's not enough. I've even had some guys want me to be part of their group, wtf? There's a reason why i go to the club by myself. Then there have been people that just seem to notice a much different vibe from me and wonder why i'm not acting like them. Like, i don't know, obnoxiously? Or the person that gets offended when i graciously pass when offered a beer. Some people need to get over themselves, really. They'll sometimes even ask why the hell am i here then. Well, i'm not here for you, that's for sure (or the waitress or the bartender), and not to drink either obviously. Of course, i don't say that, but it's definitely what i'm thinking. Then i have met the very occasional (thankfully) straight up sociopath that i hope to never run into again, and the dancers also tend to agree about said person.
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LOL!
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Hello all ;) I’m a curvy, chocolate, thick fit dancer. I don’t have the flattest tummy just yet, but I work out and I’m working on it. Can I wear certain bottoms to “hide” this while I’m working at it? I’ve recently decided to become a dancer. Auditioned at one club where I didn’t see any black dancers, and the manager told me to call him in a week or so BC they are slow (which they were dead when I arrived) I asked for his feedback since it’s my first time and I auditioned but wasn’t hired on the spot. He said nothing. Said I was nice looking and was comfy on stage. I called two weeks later and he said still slow, but when I gave my name, he still had my info. Said he wouldn’t keep it if I weren’t even to be considered. What does that really mean?.....I’m not trying to be at a club that’s only for black dancers. Nothing against us at all, the customers in those clubs usually want you to do way too much for a dollar and I’m not trying to have that “twerk all day” image as a dancer. Sometimes yes, shaking and magically moving it around, of course. Just not all day as if i were in Nelly’s tip drill video. Most dancers I’ve been seeing around are stick skinny and not black :( I don’t fit in that category of course. Smooth chocolate complexion nice boobs big round butt (thx lunges :)....thick pretty toned thighs. I have meat. I’m a woman lol. I am def something to hold on too, not runway style at all. My main question is has anyone been to Gold Club Chicago or scores? Do they hire women like me? Do you know any other Midwest clubs that do also? Your knowledgeable response would be appreciated:)
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And I still don't know who the hell the guy is. I imagine he either goes to the same church my folks go to, or plays music/works with my gramps.

I'm talking to the manager casually, but I can see him staring and grinning at me from a mile away. Eventually, I approach, because I take this as potential interest. Introducing myself, he has no complaints about letting me sit with him. Greetings and initial topic start off casual and pretty normal before he begins asking me a series of VERY personal questions, because I appear 'very familiar' to him. And I mean, very personal. This guy was definitely on to me.

"Did you go to school in the (county) area?"
"Were your grandparents (religious affiliation)??"
"IS YOUR MOM'S NAME (name)?!?"

A few more questions followed, and he asked this as casually as casual can be, almost as if he didn't really care if I was who he suspected I was. What made it worse was that the club was kind of quiet. The music was loud and the room was full of people, but NO ONE was talking. People within a couple feet distance could probably hear what he was saying. I pretty much fibbed my entire way through his interrogation, and he took my word for it - or at least he acted like he did. We had a normal conversation after that, and just to humor myself, I offered him a dance before he had to leave. He declined and said "No way. You're way too beautiful. I don't think I could handle even one song."

Yep. That's totally the reason. I don't even know if I should be worried about this guy or not. It didn't even cross my mind to just cut and run to the dressing room like most of the girls do when they spot someone they personally know in the bar (but they hide before the people can see them and figure out who they are.), cause that would be an instant giveaway, but I have a slight hunch he could see through my ruse regardless.

Maybe this has been asked here before, but it does raise the question in my head. Have any of you mongers spotted an acquaintance/friend/relative/etc dancing at your local clubs? And if you have, would you find it socially acceptable to just blurt out a million life story questions to her for all within radius to hear to confirm who they are?
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An Italian doctor says he can give me a head transplant...

Do you think I can ne cured of shitting at McD's?

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I'm looking for some advice on clubs that are couple friendly near Lexington, KY, Charleston, WV, Winston-Salem NC and surrounding areas. My wife and I like to go to strip clubs, but we have noticed that we don't get much attention. The dancers are always apprehensive to come up and dance for another woman or a man with a woman. I am looking for one that will let both of us go back for private dances. Any suggestions? We live in Northeast TN, but the clubs in Tennessee and Virginia are disappointing. On another note, has anybody ever hired a stripper to come to a hotel room to dance for just a couple?
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I just opened up discussions and under the logo was a short sentence: “ She doesn’t really love you, but we do.” Thanks, I needed that. LOL.
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Strip clubbing. Yesterday sucked. Someone I have known for 19 years, worked for for 15, vacationed with and golfed with maybe 350 times was waked yesterday. It was sad to see what pancreatic cancer can do to someone. After the wake I had 4 hours between then and hold em league. Do I work? Go home and get high? No...off to Desires. A few beers and some Luke Skywalker 420 and then I notice the least desirable day shift at Desires I have ever seen. Finally I see one dance whom is not my type but I get a great vibe from, so off to the dance cubicles for 2 topless songs as a test drive. Awesome dances. Easy to tell she is a full menu girl, but instead of going to the CR area I end it, say lets circulate and meet up later and return to my seat.

Lo and behold, resplendent in red one of my atf's, maybe second all-time appears. She is a nighttime dancer, recently changed to days and a dancer I have known for 6-7 years. She is the ultimate spinner in that she is under 5 feet by a lot, under 100 pounds, a face that on a bad day is still a 10 and as a Puerto Rican, despite being tiny she has boobs and a perfect ass. Maybe the best kisser on earth too. The catch? For the first few years she danced here all I got was great lads and cr's, but no release, even though she claimed to give the best hj on the planet. When she came back after childbirth all of a sudden the best hj's on earth were added and that's where it sat. Now hj's are looked down upon here, but to me kissing a pretty girl while she strokes you and you play with her pussy is just as awesome as anything else and way better than cbj.

On this day she was super affectionate so after one drink we're off to a cr. Tip the bouncer who gives us the most remote booth (ended up with 23 minutes instead of 15 so why ppl don't tip is amazing) and next thing I know she is in my arms and naked. After some foreplay the pants come off and she looks at me, licks three of her fingers and starts stroking. Very sexy, but not moist enough. Before I can suggest hand lotion I am being deep throated. Top 5 bj lifetime. Just fucking unbelievable and more so because it was 100% unexpected, nevcer once discussed and we negotiated no tip or mentioned money Sat and chatted after we were done and despite my wad of tissue, there wasn't a stray drop to be found. How much do all y'all tip for bbjcim under these circumstances? I tipped, but before stating the amount I am curious.
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This was a new one. At the club last night, a civilian female customer was flirting with me and invited me back to her hotel room. She was with another woman so I assume the offer was to go back with both of them. I declined without any serious deliberation because even Mary Jane thought that she was butt ugly. And her friend, while slightly more attractive, was still marginal at best.

Anybody else ever gotten an otc offer from a non stripper in da club?
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Another teacher!

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Suppose you are in a classier club and do not want a stain? Want to stay a while inside and not need to change shorts, or pay another fee to get back inside. Any preferences among pervs?
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