Joined Sep 2005
Clubs: 59
Reviews: 225

Mons Venus History Part 1- 1990 - 2000

Posted: March 23, 2017Comments: 9Last Comment: 8 Hours Ago

"You have good pussy eating lips." These sweet "SS" words emanated from a naturally buxom athletic build gymnast dancer. I was at an OBT area club in Orlando. No, I didn't eat her pussy. We had a make out session so long as I kept buying overpriced drinks. Besides expressing…


Joined Jan 2010
Clubs: 11
Reviews: 24

Strip clubs and the Current Legal Environment

Posted: March 23, 2017Comments: 13Last Comment: March 26, 2017

I've seen many comments at strip club patron websites involving the decline of strip clubs. By this is meant declining numbers of clubs, visitors to clubs, and very attractive girls working in clubs.This is something I've seen myself as a twenty year veteran of Indianapolis strip clubs. Many of the…


Joined Sep 2011
Clubs: 23
Reviews: 26

Miami SCing Summary - An ATLien's perspective.

Posted: March 23, 2017Comments: 2Last Comment: March 24, 2017

It's been two week since I tore up the Miami Strip Club scene, returning to Atlanta with my account on life support. I'm slowly recovering, but I take this time to recollect about my time on South Beach and have came to several conclusions regarding Miami booty clubs vs. Atlanta…


Joined Aug 2011
Clubs: 9
Reviews: 21

First AMP Experience

Posted: February 27, 2017Comments: 33Last Comment: March 20, 2017

I know there's a whole other site for this subject but I get a kick out of the feedback I get from here.

I must be naive because until a few years ago, I thought the whole happy ending thing was an urban legend. I just couldn't believe that what happens…


Joined Apr 2010
Clubs: 18
Reviews: 57

Out-of-Town OTC: Advantages & Hurdles

Posted: February 13, 2017Comments: 13Last Comment: March 27, 2017

It's the ultimate moment of freedom: For one reason or another, you're headed out of town, without a wife or kids, for however much time. Sure, there's business to do, or family to meet, or whatever. But you're also a monger and you know you're going to have some time…


Joined Jul 2005
Clubs: 14
Reviews: 29

In Honor of Leggs in Michigan

Posted: February 13, 2017Comments: 5Last Comment: March 15, 2017

The Hot Spot (Leggs) is closed.

It was one of the first clubs I went to, it was definitely the first club I engaged in extras at, and it was the place where I became, officially a pathetic loser.

And it was all because of two dancers. The first was Heaven. That…


Joined May 2010
Clubs: 11
Reviews: 34

Small Market Strip Clubs

Posted: February 13, 2017Comments: 3Last Comment: February 20, 2017

I suppose every dancer is dependent on regulars, but I think these relationships are far more important is smaller markets.
I club in eastern Kansas. There's a couple of clubs in commuting range on the Kansas side of the KC metro area. My hometown, Lawrence, is population (80,000) 30 to 40…


Joined Feb 2010
Clubs: 111
Reviews: 175

I pays to be nice someitmes.

Posted: January 29, 2017Comments: 17Last Comment: February 14, 2017

I made friends with a girl in a club. I was working in this town with little to do in the evenings so I started hanging out at a local club and hung out with one of the the girls. She was not the hottest girl in the place but…


Joined Nov 2010
Clubs: 2
Reviews: 2

Why Top Strip Clubs Have Gone Downhill -- and why it will continue

Posted: January 5, 2017Comments: 63Last Comment: March 22, 2017

We've all seen these same bitchings and moanings showing up more and more often in the reviews of Top 20 TUSCL clubs over the last few years: "HAS GONE WAY DOWNHILL!!!", "WAY PAST ITS PRIME!!", "MUCH BETTER 3 YEARS AGO!!"

As a business traveler and frequent patron of most of the…


Joined Jun 2015
Clubs: 8
Reviews: 14

Making it Rain Research

Posted: January 5, 2017Comments: 21Last Comment: February 23, 2017

There has been quite a bit of discussion the last several months about “Making it Rain”. I have never understood the practice so I decided to conduct some research. While I do witness it occasionally, the practice isn’t very prevalent in the clubs I prefer to frequent. To increase my…

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