Joined Nov 2010
Clubs: 2
Reviews: 2

Why Top Strip Clubs Have Gone Downhill -- and why it will continue

Posted: January 5, 2017Comments: 53Last Comment: Yesterday

We've all seen these same bitchings and moanings showing up more and more often in the reviews of Top 20 TUSCL clubs over the last few years: "HAS GONE WAY DOWNHILL!!!", "WAY PAST ITS PRIME!!", "MUCH BETTER 3 YEARS AGO!!"

As a business traveler and frequent patron of most of the…


Joined Jun 2015
Clubs: 8
Reviews: 13

Making it Rain Research

Posted: January 5, 2017Comments: 8Last Comment: 1 Hour Ago

There has been quite a bit of discussion the last several months about “Making it Rain”. I have never understood the practice so I decided to conduct some research. While I do witness it occasionally, the practice isn’t very prevalent in the clubs I prefer to frequent. To increase my…


Joined Jan 2015
Clubs: 2
Reviews: 2

Best Songs I've Seen Girls Strip To

Posted: January 5, 2017Comments: 11Last Comment: 4 Hours Ago

Stripping is more than just taking off clothes and provoking pleasure centers. There's an art to it; the wrong song can kill the mood. The right song can make an already sexy dance even more erotic. Here are a selection of songs I've seen, firsthand, that turned into some really…


Joined Nov 2010
Clubs: 18
Reviews: 37

The Downfall of the SC Scene in Baltimore

Posted: January 5, 2017Comments: 19Last Comment: Yesterday

**Author Note: I originally wanted to gear the scope of my article towards all of Maryland, but I'm only going to focus on Baltimore since I am more familiar with SCs there**

I have been going to strip clubs since 2009. The first strip club I ever went to was Tootsie's…


Joined Jul 2014
Clubs: 4
Reviews: 13

A Lesson Learned

Posted: December 27, 2016Comments: 50Last Comment: January 10, 2017

I’m posting this so others, hopefully, can avoid the mistakes I made.

I went to a club last month. It was a pretty slow night. One dancer came over and sat with me and we talked. We went to the back and did some dances…then she came over and sat…


Joined Dec 2004
Clubs: 23
Reviews: 92

Your First Visit to a Strip CLub

Posted: December 12, 2016Comments: 7Last Comment: January 2, 2017

When I first started to write this piece, I intended it to be a guide as to how to get the most out of visiting a new or strange club for the first time when traveling. Then I realized it would probably have broader appeal to people visiting any club…


Joined Nov 2014
Clubs: 8
Reviews: 8

Fetish Affairs "party" review

Posted: December 12, 2016Comments: 4Last Comment: December 28, 2016

This is a review of the Fetish Affairs not-a-strip-club "BDSM/tickling/foot sucking party" in New York City. FA isn't a lapdance party like SVT, Lido, DH, and MN, but it reminds me of a lapdance party, so I'll compare FA to one.

I went to Fetish Affairs. Everything Deman said in…


Joined Jul 2014
Clubs: 91
Reviews: 105

Traveler's Guide to OTC

Posted: December 12, 2016Comments: 33Last Comment: January 15, 2017

I have been lurking on the discussion board for some time. I don’t know if I’ll ever post there because of all the nonsense that goes on. However, I noticed one of the most popular subjects there is OTC. I understand why it’s such a popular subject: It’s the ultimate…


Joined Mar 2016
Clubs: 3
Reviews: 3

21 Tips for Going Alone to a Strip Club

Posted: November 13, 2016Comments: 28Last Comment: December 14, 2016

For as long as there have been establishments offering live nude girls, groups of men have found their way in. But what about the solo hound and the stigma of going to the strip club alone? If you're thinking about flying solo at the strip club and have never done…


Joined Dec 2014
Clubs: 33
Reviews: 47

The State of Mongering in Tijuana - Election Edition: Part I

Posted: November 13, 2016Comments: 26Last Comment: November 30, 2016

This is a long ass post so I'll chop it up so that questions pertaining to specific sections won't get buried in unrelated comments.

With the Mexican Peso taking repeated hits over the last year from declining oil prices and fears of a Trump presidency, a group of TUSCLers along with…

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