Comments by mikeym

There is an upstairs lounge for smoking.

Management and minnow burner accounts hard at work pumping out club ads for the waste of space ROB ridden tourist trap. smh

You bend over to pick up dollar bills from the floor and are in search of a reward? Some drunk dude will probably stick his dick up your ass when you're bending over.

He works for the tourist trap. Waste of time, waste of money.

You are a one review turd who is likely the whore Klownhaus wife. Minnow is part of the cancer with Klownhaus, Todd, and Melissa. The shithead crud has placed club ads and tried to dupe others into losing their life at this shit hole tourist trap for years. It also makes up false ids to post reviews and pretend that it has friends who might like to pay $60 to park, pay admission, and get a non-alcoholic soda or water. And then no dancers on stage but fart ass Melissa or one of the fat piece of crud bouncers get on stage. And then krusty the klown DJ begs for tips with the flab belly smelly waitress begging for tips. Then $6 to a fat turd bouncer who wont shut the hell up and will look at your on camera for you to pay $50 to a might as well be in dumpster bitch who starts in the middle of the song and gives you a 2 minute air dance. Rot in hell any prick who steps foot or give then even one dollar. Maybe pudding fingers will figure it out and stop his crusade on the mouse and instead do everyone a favor and stick a fork in this ROB scam ROB scam ROB scam tourist trap shit hole. You will rot in hell for shilling for this shit hole.

Shitty tourist trap that fleeces customer and uses tuscl to post fake advertisements through minnow and a club employee who creates false reviews. TLDR You will pay $30 to enter. Then pay $10 for a water at the juice bar. Ouch $40 for a small shit hole tourist trap. Then the bouncers will likely violate you. Then you are a video taped once in the club. Probably so they can do a financial crime against you. Minnow or the club employee forgot to mention the dancer that did sex crimes against a minor or the dancer who died or how the club spread covid. Then the annoying DJ and the uncomfortable stools. The krusty the klown DJ and flabby stomach smelly waitress will beg for tips like the shit of the universe that they are. Then the dancer will beg for a shit air dance. You pay $6 to the piece of shit bouncer who wont shut his ugly fat ass and will look at you at the video camera. Dont dare touch the dancer. $50 for a single dance. The bitch will start in the middle of the song. And then the bouncer will toss you into the dumpster outside with the vomit from the Mexican food. I hope everyone who steps inside this shit hole and their relatives get hell, prison, and a shit life. You are a worthless scum of the universe. Pudding fingers will never be president because he didnt shut this tourist shit hole down. This is the hell hole of the universe and you will be punished for trying to fleece anyone to lose their soul by stepping foot into this piece of shit.

Piece of crap tourist trap promoter will hopefully eat shit and f off

This shit hole is a tourist trap that should be closed down for fleecing anyone and everyone who steps in. Minnow is the promoter of the shit hole. He has been advertising for this shit hole for over ten years. The poster (janitor who spent over $1000) is made up to post this and is not a real customer. Minnow makes up handles and posts fake reviews and then interacts with the fake reviewer.

Who wants to go to a club to be video taped and stalked by bouncers? You will be video taped from the second you step into said shit hole. Then the bouncers will be up your hole the whole trip. So if youre gay and want to be the lady in a male male relationship like minnnow, the club employee who has posted club ads for ten years. Even if you see a pretty one and most of them are ugly dogs with caked on makeup posing for the cameras since they know they are being video taped like pornees who are fifteen years past their prime, you will be charged $50 for a single dance and pay $6 to a bouncer who will patrol your movements during the air dance on a video camera. The big fat turd might even yell at you and the dancer during the two minute air dance. And yes two minutes if you are lucky because at this crap hole, they start dances in the middle of the song and short change you time if you get a timed dance. And you know you could complain to the bouncer who you paid $30 to enter the place and paid $6 to watch your air dance, But guess what will happen? You will wind up licking the syphilis phlegm from the bottom of the dumpster while a bum with the zero credibility of the sludge stained dumpster prick advertises to visit this tourist dump.

Dont bother with this shit hole mets86. You wont have any fun with the ROBs and are more likely to be tossed by the bouncers into the dumpster with the three day old Mexican food from the nearby restaurant. This asshole works for the club and only posts about this club for over ten years. Will have your soul crushed like John McNamara leaving Buckner in to f the Red Sox and you will be sucking the syphilis phlegm from the bottom of the dumpster. It is a tourist trap with $30 cover, $10 bottle water, no alcohol or smokes, $56 basic air dances, in which the below par looking dancer starts in the middle of the song, and heavily patrolled by bouncers and cameras.

Similar to samella and scrub, I and others have had terrible experiences at this shit hole and will never return. $30 cover, $50 dances and start in the middle of the song, aggressive bouncers who feel a need to rough up customers, repeated ROBS, and many other issues. OP is a level 4 cancer on Tuscl who seems to work for the tourist trap and only posts about it. Should change its tagline from any place that interests to club shill who desertscrub warned you about.

If you look at this fellow's posting history, it seems like minwow works for the club and has been posting club ads for only this tourist trap for a decade. He seems to be a paid shill. In his advertisement of bloated prices and ugly dancers, he spreads innuendo of shit services and no alcohol and that it should be closed down in favor of the nearby restaurant that serves alcohol.

Another cringe worthy effort by paid shill. Burner account created to post a review about the shit hole tourist trap that steals money with smelly beer belly caked on makeup Rob performers. Then the old fat cow posted a response to post more details to shill for the worst piece of soul stealer hell. Orange jump suits for T***, M******, and the brothers. Complete scum bouncers, bathroom troll, and waitresses, ten dollar water. Year after year of boiler plate propaganda from this prick posting advertisements for shit hole.

first time reviewer. likely a club ad from a minnow burner account. awful tourist trap to be avoided at all costs.

Muddy, The only tuscler I know in the Pittsburgh area is one angry dwarf https://tuscl.net/member.php?id=183600 If you are really want to play the Jennifer Beals part, you can jump and dwarf will catch you. And then of course finish you off with a fuck session.

winner, winner chicken dinner club ad of the day!

Scrub is a treasure and we are lucky to have him on Tuscl to call out club ads. "Antonbrower" wrote this club ad and will never post on this website again... a true useless sack of shit who works for the rob joint and tourist trap. What I wrote for the March club ad still holds true: The accident is stepping foot in that shit hole and staying more then a minute after realizing you made the biggest mistake of your life. Then you have the nerve to dupe others to paying $300 for blue balls at the overpriced tourist trap. Go fuck yourself. Go volunteer yourself to suck off Putin's dick and lick his ass until he stops bombing civilians. Even skinumbnuts has the gumption to know that Providence PLs should head to South Florida and some of the clubs in Pompano, Miami, or even West Palm Beach. Maybe even try Jacksonville aka the Redneck Riviera. But you must be slow as shit to hype the hell hole of the universe and then say you'll go back. At that smelly disgusting shit hole, what happened when you used the restroom during the six hours and you took a shit and some dudes walked in on you because there is no door on the shitter. I could just imagine that the unsuspecting PL could wind up face down bleeding from the ass with cum vomiting out of all its orifices after some dudes had their ways.

This is sometimes a TS club so you may have been holding a handful of tree trunk if the chick's bottoms came off: https://www.instagram.com/tnighttampa/?hl=en

TOFTT and try Fayetteville, North Carolina. It used to be a top 5 city for strip clubs. Not many reviews lately.

The dollar is very strong versus other currencies and the COLA is lower in other countries. While the USA is a top 5 country in lots of things, strip clubs ain't one of them. Perhaps you should check out the strip clubs in other continents such as South America, Asia, or Europe?

Work of fiction by minnow burner account. TL DR: You'll pay 30 bucks to enter, find a hard stool, a smelly fat ass waitress with stretch marks will hound you to pay 8 dollars for a water, the loud and corny DJ will make you wish you were dead, the fake dancers with baked on make up will charge you 50 dollars for an air dance and a 6 dollar tip to the troll at the entrance way and then start in the middle of the song. You will go to the bathroom to get the stench of failure off, but there is no door on the shitter. IF you make it back to your seat, you're lucky if one of the bouncers doesn't toss you into the dumpster on Dale Mabry Avenue. You might wake up with a mouth full of dick, your butt bleeding, your wallet gone, and your soul stolen for life.

@scrub Fucker is a club promoter. Likely one of the Clown House brothers. Fucker scopes out other clubs in Florida and Vegas to poach talent. Telltale that it's an ad is that fucker remembered all the dancers' names, glorified their air dances, and happened to catch all the breaks: waived $30 entrance fee, waived $6 fee each time he got an air dance because he went on a certain day, didn't run into ROBs trying to steal his phone and wallet, didn't run into smelly waitresses and smelly morbidly obese dancers begging for a dollar, didn't break his back on the hard as stone stools, didn't get a migraine from the dirt bag DJ's diarrhea, didn't have the bathroom attendant take pictures of his baby dick while he was in the shitter without a door, didn't get thrown into the dumpster with two day old chimichangas, and didn't wake up laying on Dale Mabry with the bouncers pounding his flabby while ass and face fucking him. There are more holes in this nonsense than mildew spores in the used trailer spaceship.

@OP Did you ever try an AMP?

Did the Miami Commission go through with this ordinance?

Omega, I've partied with Garfield, and he is built like an NFL linebacker so I don't think that he fears shit. Plus, this review matches my experiences and is extremely accurate at explaining the BTs in South Miami, Pompano, and on the River (near the Miami International Airport).

Skittles is desertscrub's ATF so that is why he did not flag this as a club ad.

Confirmed club ad of the day. The crafty veteran scrub showed his mettle by calling out this punk before seeing that it was his first review. Very impressive. OP wrote "Bouncer was a nice dude." Cue up the Magic Wand, ds.

The accident is stepping foot in that shit hole and staying more then a minute after realizing you made the biggest mistake of your life. Then you have the nerve to dupe others to paying $300 for blue balls at the overpriced tourist trap. Go fuck yourself. Go volunteer yourself to suck off Putin's dick and lick his ass until he stops bombing civilians. Even skinumbnuts has the gumption to know that Providence PLs should head to South Florida and some of the clubs in Pompano, Miami, or even West Palm Beach. Maybe even try Jacksonville aka the Redneck Riviera. But you must be slow as shit to hype the hell hole of the universe and then say you'll go back. At that smelly disgusting shit hole, what happened when you used the restroom during the six hours and you took a shit and some dudes walked in on you because there is no door on the shitter. I could just imagine that the unsuspecting PL could wind up face down bleeding from the ass with cum vomiting out of all its orifices after some dudes had their ways.

Clearly another mincow burner account to promote the shittiest overpriced tourist trap. Now a decade plus of only reviewing one club and insulting PLs who post comments or submit reviews for other clubs. The nerve to rate the hell hole of the universe as anything above 6 6 6 shows that the shill must have played pinky wanky with Chris in the DJ booth for Purim. So you wasted six hours of life sitting on those hard ass stools and listening to drivel from Krusty the Klown DJ while those smelly cows begged you to spend another $6 for a small water bottle and to tip her? No alcohol and no tv to watch anything but a one minute promo ad for the club on rewind over and over? I am also calling bullshit on this review because it claimed to spend under $100 in this six hour epic marathon of boredom? While there is nothing worthwhile to spend money on this club unless you want a pungent vagrant to start in the middle of a song and demand $51 ("Dances were $40, Both asked me to tip to pay the $5 cost, And the club charged us $6 just for walking back"), I would avoid steering clear of smelly disgusting shit hole unless PL wants to be a comatose zombie.

Do you think the South Korean guy put chloroform on the mask? This sounds like a Squid Game thing where you'd wake up to a group of Asian males gang banging Indigo Horse.

First club ad of 2022. Club is so 2012. You get a turd dinner followed by time with the Power Washer PSI 3050.

Winner, winner Christmas turkey dinner club ad of the day with stuffing, potatoes, and cranberry sauce. Likely written by the bathroom attendant to boot.

Sorry to hear that you did not have a half off admission ad card when the orange teeth bald headed Ohio State loser pounded your flabby white ass while you drank the bouncers' chimichanga diarrhea juice.

sounds like a great club for minnow to watch action from the peanut gallery

Possibly special Massachusetts or New Jersey cranberries?

Sinclair is 100% accurate with this review. On night shift at Cheetah Pompano, there is a white dancer named Russia. She is a white American, not Russian or Cuban. She is a notorious ROB who demands payment up front and then does not perform. You should heed sinclair when he writes, "This strip club is complicit with ROB’s and will defend their scamming. I have zero desire to return to a club that operates like this."

Mark and scrub's non-stop diatribes against Biden are more than them licking the shit out of Trump's ass. Their posted material looks like boiler material from the KGB to destabilize this country. They are like the Muslims who partied when 9-11 happened- seemingly terrorists who take every opportunity to bash America and its president. Trump spent 4 years trying to bankrupt US by allowing the Trump Virus to kill hundreds of thousands of Americans, giving corporate hand outs to billion dollar companies, creating and sustaining ill fated policies like wasting hundreds of billions of dollars in Asian foreign policy. NOW IT APPEARS THAT THE RUSSIAN KGB IN THE FORM OF IDIOTS ON TUSCL ARE TRYING TO CONTINUE TO DESTABILIZE THE US. GO FUCK YOURSELF ASSHOLES MARK AND SCRUB. TRUMP MAY HAVE BEEN THE WORST PIECE OF SHIT IN HISTORY, BUT BIDEN AND OTHERS WILL GET US BACK ON HER FEET DESPITE YOU COMMIE MOTHERFUCKERS SPREADING PROPAGANDA.

Good that you saved up Daddillac. Call me racist, but they're all a bunch of fucking towel heads over there. Im not sure why the US felt a need to be a global police man and nation builder at the expense of America's future. Shrink government spending, lower the percentage of welfare entitlements, legalize P4P in all states, outlaw pasties, and get America back on track. I am mikey, and I want to be your President in 2024.

The US has spent $2 trillion on the war in Afghanistan. Its about $100 billion per year. US debt will be about $30 trillion by the end of the year. I'm in my 80s- I got my social security. Some of you guys in your 50s may not get your social security because Trump wasted 4 years not doing this pull out earlier. Wars are messy. It is sad that the US lost 13 service members, some weapons, and some dogs, but Pakistan and India could take over from here. They could have taken over a while back in the early 2000s, and the future of social security wouldn't be in doubt.

It's very sad that 13 service members were killed by suicide bombers, but anyone who serves in the military knows that it is a potential price for serving the country and fulfilling the orders of the Commander in Chief. The dearly departed service members wouldn't want you politicizing their lives for a piece of worthless shit who lost the election by nine million votes and then told his followers to commit a coup. The Trump virus has killed 630,000 and more Americans so he is 50,000 times as evil and as bad as the guy you are attacking. It is ten months later, and it is time for the homosexual motherfuckers mark and scrub, who dream about licking the shit out of Trump's ass to stop being like the terrorists who take every opportunity to bash America and its president, to SHUT THE FUCK UP!

The Atlanta area may not have any major chain clubs, but it is the birth place of 2 Chainz, who sings some of the best strip club songs.

After World War II, the US was debt free and the best country before liberals like mark94 thought it best to spend US taxpayer dollars on shit holes like Afghanistan. Now the US has trillions in debt and crumbling infrastructure. As the third most populous country, the US should produce better citizens and culture. Instead it has shitty strip clubs, fucking dike bitches who make PLs pay $hundreds to beg to go on dates, and fat ass smelly cellulite bitches who are revered as the paragons of society.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKcr5vkOxNs

Gold Club has some big AAs, but the top AA club is Club Pink- down nearby Powerline Road.

For the next fortnight, we will all feel Imcall1140's pain: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=75847

Solid review from a well respected member. Trust this review. Scrub, don't run off to LA to visit Hedgehog; we need you here on Tuscl to keep the club ads away.

Sounds like the OP had a good opportunity to try for a three some.

Kevin Love did not deserve to be on the team. Keldon Johnson and JaVele McGee should help USA win gold. The only white American players Ive seen who could make a case for the team are Brook Lopez and Duncan Robinson. Are there others?

@Kiwkikayla Take your stripper shit to http://www.stripperweb.com , you fat fuck. At this ripoff shit hole clip joint, the management pressures the smelly out of control hoes to sell the spaceship or VIP options by any means necessary. So the ROB bitches would straight out lie and make promises that they do not fulfill, and the thirty minutes or an hour would be cut short by the crooked bouncers or douche bag waitresses, the paid time would be spent by the ROBs fidgeting with her shoes or her panty hose, and the ROB bitches would say oh just lets "warm up" and not perform or seriously under perform. If the customer pressured the ROB to perform what was promised, the bouncers were summoned. In addition to being outrageous with prices, the soul stealing ripoff clip joint has more bouncers per club space than any other club because the sales tactic involves lying to the customer about agreed on services. This unethical practice of purposeful and deceitful lying has resulted in customers being roughed up by bouncers and dancers getting assaulted. That is why this worst of the industry soul stealing shit hole needs to be shut done and not remain open for the public health. THE PREMISE OF THIS FUCKING SHIT HOLE IS TO FLEECE THE CUSTOMERS, POTENTIALLY USE OR THREATEN VIOLENCE BY BOUNCERS, AND PUT THE DANCERS AT RISK BY PRESSURING THEM TO LIE TO UPSELL THE VIP. IT IS UNIQUE IN A BAD WAY THAT THE DANCERS AT THIS SHIT HOLE ARE SO OVERWHELMING ROBS AND DO NOT DELIVER UPON AGREED UPON SERVICES SO THIS HELL HOLE NEEDS TO BE SHUTTERED. Capisce, mets?

The blood provides good lubrication for fucking.

It all depends on if the bouncer ignores your penis. I suppose you could tie it up or put it under your leg. I wonder why men have to pay admission and women don't; it's like a penis tax. Maybe there is a unisex bathroom, and the concern is that women have to smell the stink ass of the men's bathroom.

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. Papi's recent reviews were self-indulgent garbage in which his buddy 25 called him Tolstoy. The reviews read more like Tolstoy drunk on vodka, full of opioids, and at the end of his career. If you want to read the club details, go the club's page https://tuscl.net/listing.php?id=2670 . I pay an orderly to change my diaper. If you want the OP to wipe your ass and don't offer him money, try being nicer asshole.

Maybe Papi, 25, you, and I could meet up in the Southwest section of 8th Street and eat some Mofongo and Churrasco. I know I'm an old fogey but an oldie yet still a goodie is the world famous Versailles Restaurant.

Shit for brains is saying anything positive about this fucked up shit hole and trying to get others to lose their souls by fucking their lives over and going inside the ripoff hell hole. After all the advice to AVOID at all costs, anyone (customer, dancer, employee) who steps foot in this ripoff soul stealing clip joint full of ROBs and liars should consider committing themself to an insanity assylum. This represents what a club should not be- overpriced admission, no alcohol, pushy waitresses, incessant tip parade, ROB dancers, annoying AF DJs with more of a potty mouth than me, video cameras all over place, out of control bouncers hitting customers up for money, terrible customer service, lack of ethics management, ROB dancers who under deliver. Hopefully, some part of government that is interested in the public health of Tampa and other Floridians should shutter down and permanently condemn the clip joint.

So you're saying forget about the 3000 plus victims of the 9-11 terrorist attacks which were planned by 20 sicko terrorists who were plotting in the Tampa clubs. And you're saying forget about the customers and dancers who got assaulted largely because the management emphasized to dancers about selling a room even if you lie to the customers. And you're saying forget about the child who was the SVU victim of dancer Shzanna East and her accomplice. And you're saying forget about dancer Athena Bunny dying with a virus and probably spreading it to customers. And you're saying forget about the ripoff clip off joint contributing to over 600,000 Americans dying from Covid-19 and being the only strip club in the world open during April and May 2020 when a pandemic was ripping the world apart and later the management admitting in USA Today about the pandemic ravaging through the club. NO FUCKING CEASE FIRE MOTHERFUCKER. PISTOLA CAN GET ON HIS STUPID BRAINWASHED KNEES, PULL DOWN MIKEY'S DIAPERS, AND EAT MY 82 YEAR OLD SWAP BUTT AND GET FECAL MATTER STUCK IN HIS TEETH FOR SHILLING A RIPOFF SOUL STEALING CLIP JOINT. AND WHETHER HE IS IN FACT GAY LIKE HE ACTS, THE REST OF TIME HE WILL VICARIOUSLY SUCK MY ASS EVERY TIME AND EVERY DAY. HE COULD HAVE HAD FUN IN THE P COUNTIES AND GOTTEN A GIRLFRIEND LIKE MUDDY, BUT HE CHOSE TO BE A GRANDPA SWAMP ASS EATER WHO IS PERMANENTLY A SERVANT OF MIKEY'S INSANITY ASS YLUM.

Chocolate dough boy Pistola has a lot of courage coming out of the closet, shilling for the soul stealing ripoff tourist trap, and exploring his gay erotic side. Pretty clear that it has an obsession for mikey as his recent review of the shit hole clip joint mentioned me first so I must be on his mind. It also went to Oz in Clearwater tell me his fantasies: 1) Juice Bar- pistola would meet mikey at the stools and touch mikey's leg hair to re-enact his scene as a child when he touched biden's leg hair. 2) Cops and Robbers- pistola would pretend to pay melissa with a fake twenty dollar bill and then have mikey put his knee on his neck and get high from asphyxiation. 3) Pisser's Bathroom Troll- pistola would pretend to be the bathroom troll and beg mikey to kick him in the balls and ass. 4) Ultra Lounge Antics- pistola would rent the ultra lounge, tell the dancer to go to the dressing room, get on his knees, pull down mikey's pants and diapers and gag on mikey's dick, lick his sagging balls, and then turn him around and rim his ass. Pistola also let me know that he is used to the underwhelming services of the bottom of the barrel ripoff tourist trap so he would settle if mikey just took the magic wand 3050 and jammed it down his throat so he would stfu.

Big chocolate dough boy got a fun Saturday night ahead: He got some sugar in his belly and is headed out to Taco Bell to order some of them beef burritos. Then he gonna head home, turn on the Beyonce music, strip buck naked except for his Extra Extra Large shirt, and then dance around and do his fruity little tricks. He gonna suck the meat out of those burritos and leave the tortilla wrapping. Then he gonna wrap the tortillas up into two giant dildos. He gonna log on to his favorite web site as mo and talk to his boy friends soul kid klownhouse and minnow. After tipping the website all his money and telling his boyfriends how he took on mikey, he gonna take those flour tortilla dildos and DP himself- one in the mouth (soul kid) and one in the butt (minnow).

@pistola No you dumb fat chocolate fuck. At this ripoff shit hole clip joint, the management pressures the smelly out of control hoes to sell the spaceship or VIP options by any means necessary. So the ROB bitches would straight out lie and make promises that they do not fulfill, and the thirty minutes or an hour would be cut short by the crooked bouncers or douche bag waitresses, the paid time would be spent by the ROBs fidgeting with her shoes or her panty hose, and the ROB bitches would say oh just lets "warm up" and not perform or seriously under perform. If the customer pressured the ROB to perform what was promised, the bouncers were summoned. In addition to being outrageous with prices, the soul stealing ripoff clip joint has more bouncers per club space than any other club because the sales tactic involves lying to the customer about agreed on services. This unethical practice of purposeful and deceitful lying has resulted in customers being roughed up by bouncers and dancers getting assaulted. That is why this worst of the industry soul stealing shit hole needs to be shut done and not remain open for the public health. THE PREMISE OF THIS FUCKING SHIT HOLE IS TO FLEECE THE CUSTOMERS, POTENTIALLY USE OR THREATEN VIOLENCE BY BOUNCERS, AND PUT THE DANCERS AT RISK BY PRESSURING THEM TO LIE TO UPSELL THE VIP. IT IS UNIQUE IN A BAD WAY THAT THE DANCERS AT THIS SHIT HOLE ARE SO OVERWHELMING ROBS AND DO NOT DELIVER UPON AGREED UPON SERVICES SO THIS HELL HOLE NEEDS TO BE SHUTTERED. Capisce, mets?

I can go where I want but I choose not to go in that money robbing shit hole or Mons for that matter. When people refer to the good clubs in Tampa, they refer to the clubs in Ybor such as the Gold Club or the clubs in the P Counties as chocolate man called them- Clearwater and Pasco. Why I would pay $30 to enter a non-alcohol serving dump on a Monday night or any night for that matter where the tip parade is out of control, bouncers and cameras every where, and the dancers are ROBs who charge what they want, underperform almost every time, and lie? I have been at said shit hole multiple times and been robbed, harassed, and lied to by the dancers, staff, and management of this worst in the industry Klownhouse and Todd Trouse run clip joint. You would have to pay me to sit in those uncomfortable stools, listen to the Krusty the Klown DJ, and be bamboozled by those smelly out of control hoes. You've been cancelled from Tuscl, mets1986. Just like your sucky Mets will always be losers and deGrom will be an injury prone punk. If you issue a formal apology to the Tuscl community for writing this review, we can discuss reinstatement. But until then, Buckner got the ball and ran to first base and your story book ending has been deleted.

@gammanu95 I've known Papi since he moved here from Dallas since 2009. I took a liking to him since we are both Cubans and would recite Jose Marti poems to each other. We would drive from Miami up I-95 to Inner Room Cabaret and see who would get there faster and find a parking spot. Since I was in my 70s and Chulo in his 40s, the dancers would flock to him and discover that raging Papi Jr. was peaking out of his commando shorts. In addition to Tootsies, we met at black strip clubs Secrets (later known as Body Club), Take One, Black Diamonds, The Office, Trap Lounge, Lexxx, Mint, and Cocos. I've seen PC at a club in Tampa and at Follies in Atlanta. Even though I haven't seen him in over two years, one thing I know for sure is that he likes big natural boobs: white ones for drinking leche and chocolate ones for cortaditos. Maybe he likes plastic butts to grind on Papi Jr. as I know a lot of the Cubana dancers have those?

@gammanu95 I believe Papi will answer your question later. Since he used to be my wingman at Tootsie's, Body Shop, and Club Lexxx, I can say we both enjoy Cubanas and chocolates with big natural boobies, not enhancements. Compared to the Cubanas at Tootsie's, more of the Cubanas at Diamond Dolls tend to have boob jobs, and they have also always been a bit too many mechanical and transactional for our tastes.

At the clubs in Ybor (The Gold Club) and in P Counties, this chocolate version of minnow likely follows me into the pisser, gets on his knees, and tries to lick the shit out of my ass. This fat fudgiscle has been ruining his life by frequenting this ripoff tourist trap shit hole since the mid 2010s when DJ Hollywood was spinning a sign outside in 100 weather, skinny Chris (not Krusty the Klown Chris) was the day time manager and DJ before Phil was flying around in his cape, and Brialyland was the smelly waitress dispensing non alcoholic beverages and rude commentary. This chocolate turd sat at the stage and tipped the bloated belly, fishy coochie smellies on stage, and acted like he was an OG. Likely got a dance with dancer Shzanna East before arrest for sex crime against child. Presumably logged in as Mo 1234 (later shortened by his boyfriend Yoshi) so he could chat with soul pedo and flirt with minnow over their fave boy toy (the hair cutter Charlie) and drool over their love interests- the morbidly obese house mom and Melissa. And it wouldn't be a complete chat over the soul stealing, avoid at all cost clip joint without shanny chiming in, claiming he didn't give me a handy at Hush, and proclaiming that he is the mayor when he ain't shit.

#fakenews. There are 8 billion people in the world. Dude, you used to post some interesting stuff about strip clubs. Ever since Trump, you've been pretty fucked up. Please step outside, go to some strip clubs and have some fun with T&A (titties and ass). Maybe hit up scrub and he'll invite you over for one of his famous pool parties.

Minnow is a lying sack of shit who has a long friendship with the orange teeth, bald General Manager of the ripoff tourist hell hole Todd Trouse. Some have speculated that they are gay lovers so anything Minnow wrote about the ripoff hell hole should be ignored and, frankly, deleted from Tuscl. Admission including a non-alcoholic drink is $30 even if you go in a Monday or Tuesday night with three ugly ROBs there to steal. The fat slob waitresses and bouncers then ask for tips to sit in rock hard seats and watch fish pussy smelly pot belly slobs dancers. DJ Krusty the Klown begging for tips for the slobs on stage and then threatens the customers with the bouncers if person does not tip. Dance area is monitored by cameras and bouncers who charge $6 per song for an air dance in which the fish smelly koochie will start in the middle of the song and charge whatever she wants $50 for less than three minutes of worst moments in existence with no posted prices and no control from managers. I have been to and reviewed almost every club in Florida from Key West to Pensacola and this hell hole rip off tourist trap is the WORST OF THE THE WORST SHIT WHERE YOU WILL BE CONVERTED INTO A SOUL LESS PILE OF SHIT IF YOU STEP INSIDE. AVOID.

I am the senior most member of this website. If I say ban the club and ban minnow, then it should be done. I call on all credits that minnow has received for reviewing the ripoff tourist trap to be permanently and irrevocably revoked. I hope that minnow will achieve catharsis by swimming in the water and make the wise decision to condemn his own actions to promote a club in which he has a stake (friendship with club's general manager Todd Trouse). BlondeRX. No reviews means no credibility. $30 for a Monday night admission and water with "3-4 dancers on shift." $50 for a 3 minute dance plus $6 to a bouncer troll watching it. Cameras and bouncers every where. Greedy waitresses, smelly, beer belly, ROB entertainers, bathroom troll, repeated stories of customers treated like shit. Papi. Not worth asking questions. This rip off tourist trap is even worse than the Key West Gentleman Club or what Pensacola clubs are putting out these days. This is BOTTOM OF THE BARREL AVOID AT ALL COSTS HELL HOLE.

@scrub or meat Do you think it it's a pump and dump?

WTF is the edit button? I also wanted to tell gammanu95, tetradon, and theeosu to go suck a lemon.

@25 When you're in your eighties, there is no long term. Remember when we used to eat at Rascal House on Collins Avenue and Crab House on 79th Street and would get a nice 8 course meal for $5, but now they're no more.

I could wax poetically how back in the 80s I used to get an 8 course meal with 25 at Crab House or Rascal House for $5. I wonder how much that deal would run nowadays. Alas, my typical meals now of fruit cup and tapioca pudding have stayed steady in pricing- same with adult diapers.

Ok scrub calls off the boycott. I change my adjudication to approved.

@monger the booths are typical of Pink Pony or Mardi Gras but less mileage than Oasis or Tattletales. After eating shrimp cocktail, tuna tartare, and foie gras with Minnow at Bern’s Steakhouse, I pulled up to Mons around 9ish which I sensed was a bit too early based on the sparsely populated parking lot, but Minnow claimed it was a sweet spot since we would catch the end of day shift and the beginning of night shift. I was greeted by a middle-aged woman who stamped my hand and requested a $22 entry fee. I soon met Minnow again, and we decided to sit at the stage and were greeted on stage by an eclectic mix of vixens in their 20s and early 30s, with mostly a slender bent, who were showing off everything. When minnow went to the booths with Kiki, I paid $60 for a fifteen- minute room and agreed to pre-pay $150 to a booth with Melody. When we got to the room, Melody was slow to undress. She began doing a nice little dance about a foot away from my face. About ten minutes into the dance, Melody blew hot air on the crotch area of my pants. She didn’t want to look into my eyes and was probably sickened by my wrinkled face that shows the wear and tear of a Vegas crack whore whose looks have withered away. She then hopped on my lap backwards so she didn’t have to look at my face. After a minute or so of having this southern gal’s sweet 170-pound frame rub her sweaty ass on my pants that was housing a raging croqueta de jamon, I could not stand it anymore. I had abstained from masturbating for two months, and the cum need to come out! I had an orgasmic explosion that resulted in me soaking the front of my pants and my pants’ legs. Melody must have felt the moisture on her plump flat ass. She jumped up and said she was not expecting that. After a departing repartee with minnow, I adjourned to the parking lot and sang Guajira Guantanamera.

@electronman Some nice footsies with rip vap winkle before my former wing man went to the booths with kiki.

The federal government should immediately arrest the police officer and charge him with homicide because it appears like the local and state governments are not going to do that. Many of us older folk on Tuscl have had jobs where we carried guns and we know the guns do not just accidentally kill someone. If Biden's DOJ does not arrest the officer, then Biden is no better than Trump. At that point, you are blowing smoke up your ass if you think America is still special. The P4P and other laws are better in every other country. In the US, you have to fear driving around with your girlfriend if either one of you is black. So basically you're stuck here because you bought a home, only speak English, and are too lazy to move some place else that does not have lead in the pipes and crumbling infrastructure.

According to the club employee's alibi- Joined tuscl today and it decided to pick this afternoon to finally write a review after 5 years. But the problem is that it is written in the same style as the other club ads for the last five years including the review submitted minutes earlier by Jewish cock sucker ski bum. The genuine reviews for this place paint a so-so picture so the verdict is that the Rhode Island governor must shut it down and it is a STRONG AVOID.

No. I ate the matzo out of your daughter's pussy while your wife gagged on my cock and your mom sang Hava Nagila.

Old White Jew = ski bum . ski bum = Old White Jew .

Certified club ad of the day. Scrub, this is the club that used to submit all those one review ads. You can apply the power washer PSI 3050 on this radical Jewish lawyer who is probably the guilty party.

Dances are running about $51 for 3 minutes. You pay the bouncer troll at the entrance of the dance area, and he watches you get the dance. No fun happening. Dancers starts midway in the middle of the song and often prepay.

OP wrote: "Attendant requested me to pull my mask down, and step back (~ 3 feet) until my face fit inside the framed square. Whereupon, machine voice said "temperature OK, please wear mask." This gave me some unease, but I got past it." I would not step foot in a club that asked me to put my face in a machine like such. I frown on even showing my Florida issued id card since I am an octogenarian, and there is no point for those shenanigans since I do not want my identity stolen. Also there are multiple cameras in the club, including in the launchpad dance areas, and I do not appreciate being videotaped as I am paying $51 for a 3 minute dance ($6 to the bouncer and $45 to the dancer who starts in the middle of the song because the staff admit to me that there are no consequences to her). Furthermore, the OP came to the club at a time when the nearby clubs allow me in for free. If the OP did not have his "discounted pass," he would have been asked to pay $20 entry, $5 tip to the attendant, and $10 for a non-alcoholic drink. I cannot see paying $35 for entry to a money ripoff tourist trap at 7 pm on a Wednesday. The OP is rumored to be friends with the General Manager of the club- Todd Trouse- and has discussed hair maintenance tips with his special buddy so I imagine he got special treatment. When others step foot in the ripoff, they have to worry about being roughed up. I fear that the bouncers would try to do violence against me, and it makes no sense why this little claustrophobic closet has so many bouncers. The DJ plays terrible music, the waitress and bathroom troll are miserable people who beg for tips. The dancers have bloated bellies, caked on make up, smell terrible, and do not provide the mileage I get at any other club. Why have no concern for the humanity and bring up this wretched hell hole? Tuscl is supposed to help PLs not bring them closer to their demise and mental break down. Lord, Mikeym is a God fearing good- hearted Christian who gave up cursing for Lent. Could you do right by me and shut down this soul crushing, ripoff tourist trap in 2021?

Okay thanks. I am 81 years old and I club at some high mileage places, but Ive never had anything up my ass. I was thinking oh gosh I don't know if I would try that before I croaked. But I had some good ass jackings at Babes and Wax with some of the fine chocolates in Fulton Industrial Circle. Thanks for the clarification.

ass job/ass jacking- are you saying that she is putting her finger in your ass?

I've been on tuscl every day for many years and have reviewed over 200 different clubs and have seen and approved the reviews for thousands of clubs. As an adjudicator, I have deemed that your review is biased and your club should be permanently closed for many reasons. In your initial review, there were glaring omissions such as $20 admission fee, $10 for a non-alcoholic drink, $6 to a bouncer every time you get a dance in which the dancers are permitted to start in the middle of the song, do an air dance, or charge fifty dollars and upwards. There are cameras and bouncers all over the little ripoff tourist trap watching you, an annoying tip parade to the bloated, smelly caked on make up ROB dancers, waitresses, male bouncers, parking attendant. There are about 200 strip clubs in Florida and so far all I see is steve727 writing about the WORST CLUB IN THE USA. Admits no shame in "sneak away from the wife" even if it gives Covid, gonorrhea, syphilis to the wife, mother, and children. The OP has the cred of a vial of a piss until it adds content to the website that shows that it is something other than a shill for the RIPOFF TOURIST TRAP HELL HOLE TRAP JOINT CLAUSTROPHOBIC CLOSET HAS USED DIRTY BUSINESS PRACTICES FOR YEARS. Meanwhile, I am letting others know about what could be their fate if people from the ripoff clip joint target them like they targeted me for my age, my religion or culture, or just because the club employees are a bunch of sadistic assholes. Will the fate be as bad as I imagined with the Pittsburgh motherfucker being drugged and getting sodomized by the six large male bouncers taking turns forcing him to suck dick and take it in his ass without lubrication. Then maybe the manager will take a piss on him as the DJ uses his face to put out his cigarette. Then, if he is lucky and still alive, the bouncer will toss his stretched out ass and cum drenched face in the dumpster on Dale Mabry to rot with chimichangas and burritos from the nearby Mexican restaurant. Who knows?

So have I become your enemy by telling you the truth? (Galatians 4:16) RIPOFF TOURIST TRAP HELL HOLE TRAP JOINT CLAUSTROPHOBIC CLOSET HAS USED DIRTY BUSINESS PRACTICES FOR YEARS. --- seems to be confirmed in this thread that "Steve727" is a club employee. The alias that wrote this shill review used 727, which is the area code for where I club in Pinellas County (Clearwater). The OP claims to be from Pittsburgh, though. Doh. Ripoff tourist trap was already in the Tuscl penalty box because, a while back, one of the club ads wrote that there was a football game on the television in the review even though it was not football season. Who wrote this ad? Todd, Melissa, Kleinhans wife, a DJ, a waitress, a bouncer? And you know the truth, and the truth will set you free. (John 8:32)

@ minnow I hope you've come around and realized it was wrong for them to be open in April and May 2020 (even with only 10 or 12 in the club) when everyone else was closed. This article was posted during SuperBowl weekend: https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/super-bowl/2021/02/04/super-bowl-2021-business-usual-inside-tampas-strip-clubs/4390732001/ Jim Kleinhans said 12 of his employees tested positive for COVID-19. “It was in the clubs,’’ Jim Kleinhans said.

RIPOFF TOURIST TRAP HELL HOLE TRAP JOINT CLAUSTROPHOBIC CLOSET HAS USED DIRTY BUSINESS PRACTICES FOR YEARS. This iteration of a club ad is another piece of shit who joins with some crap story and then is never to be seen again: Steve727 Joined March 2021 Reviews: 1 Comments: 6. Came from Pittsburgh to cheat on its wife and decided to go to the WORST CLUB IN THE USA. Admits no shame in "sneak away from the wife" even if it gives Covid, gonorrhea, syphilis to the wife, mother, and children. Hell, the scum of the earth already smokes and proudly got up from its metal stool 40 times to go smoke outside. I mean this piece of shit doesn't care if he gives lung cancer to his wife, his mother, his children. The POS being portrayed is the most fucked up, ethically challenged motherfucker on planet earth. Reminds me when we learned that the 20 terrorists who plotted the 9-11 terrorist attacks against the USA were using Tampa strip clubs to plot their attacks against this country. This guy is who 2001 advertises to- a piece of shit who cares about nothing. I mean even this waste of air had to get up 40 times from his seat- he couldn't smoke in the club, he couldn't drink alcohol in the club. All he could do was sit in one of the hard as fuck metal stools as the cellulite dancers with stretch marks and caked on makeup and fishy smelling pussies were putting on a show for the cameras. Even in the shill ad, this poor prick couldn't take the endless dollar parade and krusty the klown dj, waitresses, bouncers, bathroom troll, parking attendant, and homeless bums begging for tips for doing nothing. So it couldn't sit still and think... Man, I'm a real asshole for wasting thousands of dollars dealing with these bitches who have piss poor attitudes and could instead be face timing my wife, my mother, and my child. Nope... I'm going to be a chump and pay a $20 entry fee, $10 for a water/non-alcoholic beverage, then $6 to a troll every time I go for a dance, and then $45 for a 3 minute dance with some ungrateful bitch who the club admits it cannot tell what to do so she'll charge whatever and do whatever. And this chump wants to impress some people on the world wide web so he will say that he didn't complain even though the ROBs were cheating him. But wait for the the third visit/club shill ad from this motherfucker, and I'm guessing we will hear (or likely won't hear it because it'll be too ashamed to admit it) the story of this motherfucker being drugged and getting sodomized by the six large male bouncers taking turns forcing him to suck dick and take it in his ass without lubrication. Then maybe the manager will take a piss on him as the DJ uses his face to put out his cigarette. Then, if he is lucky and still alive, the bouncer will toss his stretched out ass and cum drenched face in the dumpster on Dale Mabry to rot with chimichangas and burritos from the nearby Mexican restaurant. Sir, there is a special place in hell that God has reserved for you for endangering your family, your self, and the community by not only steeping foot in this ripoff tourist trap hell hole but also coming on to this website and trying to get other members of humanity to risk their lives by spending one second or one penny supporting the terror that Todd, Melissa, and the bunch at this hit hole are propagating. Let me tell you there are hundreds of experienced mongers who live and travel to Florida and know that there are many handful of excellent clubs in the Tampa, Ybor, Clearwater, Orlando, and other surrounding cities. Your attempts to jam this shit hole down our throats have not gone unnoticed. If you in fact do live in Pittsburgh, I pray that you beg for forgiveness from your wife, your mother, and your children from what you did to them and the years of suffering that you likely have inflicted on them. As we enter the holiest week of the calendar year, I will let you know that Jesus Christ died for our sins for all- for the righteous for the unrighteous, to bring you to God (Pet 3:18). However, without repenting for your sins, you likely might be headed straight to Hell.

Your application to have your scree name changed from OldWhiteGuy to OldWhiteJew has been denied. Your absurd insults will not be Passovered. You have been leavened and cancelled. You have multiple aliases and have submitted fake reviews for years. Your tactics of submitting fake reviews and taking out ad homimem attacks against gentiles- that you likely learned in your Jewish radical training school- is not acceptable here. Claiming that it is a top 40 strip club based on the numerous fake reviews you have submitted is unacceptable.

I see a couple of club employees trying to defend the crap hole, but it is inevitable that this "closet of a club" shitter will be shut down by Biden (probably won't drop a nuclear bomb but might call in the national guard to put chains on the door), DeSantis (might want to defend the people in his old stomping grounds of Hillsborough and show that he is worthwhile to be president), or Mayor Castor (could want to show that Tampa is not a joke like Key West compared to Miami and Orlando and would shutter the ripoff soul stealing tourist trap). Since I spend several days a week at the alcohol serving strip clubs in this area like Atlantis, DD, and Oz in Clearwater and Gold Club in Ybor that serve alcohol, I can assure you that the women are prettier, friskier, and far more truthful at those clubs than the smelly bloated ROBs at 2001. In fact, your ripoff tourist trap is the worst alcohol free club in the Tampa area. In the clubs near Raymond James that do not serve alcohol, Mons and Pink Pony are far superior in terms of the looks and the attitudes of the ladies. In Ybor, I would take Scarletts (Vixens), Deja Vu, and Emperors (nude, non-alcohol) anytime over krusty the klown DJ, shzanna doing crimes against minors, dancer dancing with the virus and dying and possibly infecting customers (per the head shill sk), uncomfortable stools, video cameras everywhere, employees such as bouncers and waitresses harassing the customers, and massive covid outbreak at said shit hole (per media reports). So I am not being dramatic when I say this is the WORST CLUB IN THE USA: REASON 1: Video cameras all over the goddamn place. Fuck, when you enter the shit hole, you put your face in a thing. Then you are told that there are cameras all over the place, stage, dance room, everywhere. Then there all like six or seven male bouncers watching the dance like hawks making sure there is no fun to be had. Girls have been instructed in the past not to sit with the customers. You are told as a customer just give up your money and wallets and don't expect shit but a shitty time and to be talked to like you are an ant. REASON 2: The dancers at this clip joint are all lying cunt ROBs. Even if a couple of them aren't dinosaurs with caked on make-up, cellulite, fish smelling pussies, beer guts, horrible weaves, I mean the bitches all act like shit at this fucking place. I mean the club employees even say that they can't control the bitches so they do, say, and charge whatever the hell they want. There is no order. Bitches will charge $50 for a 3 minute song, start in the middle of the song, do an air dance, and say fuck off. Then on top of that, you pay $6 to the bouncer in the dance area on top of whatever the bitch ROB charges per song. That bouncer then goes back there with you and like a perv watches the crumby dance. REASON 3: The dollar parade at this ripoff clip joint is the worst anywhere. The reviewer bemoans the "D^^^^^ was a snotty bitch, she came up and asked if I wanted a dance and I said the usual not right now but... she gets a huge attitude." Even the positive shill reviews show that you are going to get hounded by the DJ, the managers, the bouncers, the bathroom troll, the parking attendant, the waitresses, and the UGLY AF dancers to tip. I could go on but let me just re-iterate my closing catch line: If you want to be emasculated and be a fucking soul less slave for the rest of life who licks feet and is the salt of the pigeon shit, then go ahead and fuck your life with covid times 10 and give a big hi to the orange teeth bald headed turd todd when you're paying that $20 cover on a tuesday night to see seven fat and smelly ROBs dancers and another bunch of con waitresses and nefarious bouncers who will do who knows what with your $10 water/drink and credit card space bucks. Basically go to Ybor strip clubs or Clearwater strip clubs or anywhere else, and have a nice life.

1 review troll placing club ad so mikey m is about to go nuclear as foreshadowed by minnow. This ripoff tourist trap is why mikeym is such an asshole so basically avoid and save yourself and your family from a lifetime of HELL. Here's the rap: $20 to enter, $10 water/drink, small little tourist trap shit hole that is widely considered to be the worst strip club in the USA. $40 for a three minute dance and $6 to the troll goon who monitors the dance area. Annoying AF krusty the klown DJ pressures to tip the waitresses, male bouncers, parking attendant. You have a better chance for a good time at the nearby Sonic or running through the nearby car wash naked like the worthless piece of shit who tried to con PLS to come to this shit hole who wrote this worthless drivel and waste of bandwith. If you want to be emasculated and be a fucking soul less slave for the rest of life who licks feet and is the salt of the pigeon shit, then go ahead and fuck your life with covid times 10 and give a big hi to the orange teeth bald headed turd todd when you're paying that $20 cover on a tuesday night to see seven fat and smelly ROBs dancers and another bunch of con waitresses and nefarious bouncers who will do who knows what with your $10 water/drink and credit card space bucks. Basically go to Ybor strip clubs or Clearwater strip clubs or anywhere else, and have a nice life.

@BitCoinHodler If I took him to VIP, I'd want him to stick that big Jewish nose in my ass and to lick the toe jam out of both of my feet. OWG's anti-Semitic, hate filled rhetoric is idiotic, especially that he is denying being Jewish. @Rockie If you want to be anything in the Tuscl universe, you should stay in your basement instead of chasing down alligators in the swamp.

@ Scrub Because Atlanta has more black clubs than any place in the world. When I got into my 70s, I would wake in the morning and be in the mood for only chocolate and head to Blaze, Wax, or one of the black clubs. If I was in the mood for a mix, head to Follies, Fannies, Rileys, Tattletales, Mardi Gras.

You're a big nose radical Jewish lawyer with a filthy mouth like all your haverim at that club. The only construction you ever did was put up a mezuzah because you're happy to flaunt your religion so that you can claim everyone is persecuting you. Give it a rest bitch boy.

Fucking twat allying your club and yourself with Skibum, the worthless sack of scum who hopefully gets Covid. On countless occasions, that low life crumb has attacked others and I on the discussion board. When I saw that turd mother fucker endorse this club, that was my cue that this club is a waste of space that Biden should shut down just like Trump shut down Follies. You ain't shit OWG since you hang out with skibum. $300- 500 for a crap dance from some smelly fat ass Brazilian- This clip joint sounds like a ripoff shit hole that should be avoided. Based on past reviews, it appears that one or two guys, who use various aliases, list a bunch of dancers and make it seem that this club is something that is better than a tier 4 (bottom of the barrel) sink hole. Well, since you want to defend skibum, I'll feed you back some insults that your butt slamming buddy told me that can go apply to yourself- you're a government cheese sucking tranny who can go suck Muslim ass.

Skibum biggest nose on the website and best speed chasing after them pennies. Flees down to Florida like the other low lifes of the universe Trumps and Sean Hannity. Always crying about Haman or some other perceived evil. When the malignant carcinoma bring down, crush, and devour the evil trilogy of Hannity, Skibum, and Trumps, God will hath wrought the happiness and peace that humanity deserves.

I agree with desertscrub certified club ad of the day and stay away. Since he peddles Quanon theories, did skibum609 make up this alias to promote the club (by writing fake reviews) or is he trying to disparage the club (by making it seem like the club needs club ads and shill reviews) because one of the dancers gave him an STD gonorrhea, hepatitis, or syphilis?

Tranny, muslim ass eating, jewliana loving skibum609 posting again after being in the closet for a week (probably dressed up like a whore for a purim and sucked off everyone at CPAC including the bathroom troll and dishwasher). Hopefully when he gets his $1400 of government cheese, it'll buy some petroleum jelly and go to Maralago to let ron jonhson fuck his ass while he licks trump's feet. This is a strip club website, not a politics website. Message to skibum- Fuck off with your Russian funded Nazi agenda and made up aliases.

When you were on your "fly, travel, golf, ski" (code word for gay sex), I fuck your wife. Your hero Rudy joins the list of your other deviant heroes- Bernie Madoff, Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein, Ron Jeremey, Richard Dreyfuss, Dustin Hoffman, Oliver Stone, David Copperfield, Israel Horovitz, James Levine. Get covid you dirty fuck. Fuck you Jewliani piece of shit. Fucking get your tongue out of muslim ass too while you're at it.

All of the cells under his yarmulke are full of dishonesty. The Jewliana loving, Muslim ass eating sack of shit is likely in Orlando sucking off all his CPAC haverim. If this shill says to go, do as the motherfucker desertscrub says and stay the fuck away.

AFAIK Rick is in Jacksonville, and Juice is in North Carolina with Mamisan, BBBC, and SJG's liberated goat. Your quip would have made more sense if you said that the dilapidated senior citizen mikey got disoriented when thinking about his former wing man minnow bragging about driving his spacious caddy down I-75 to meet him at the Mons couches or in the space ship cubicles.

I LDKed a couple times when the door girl at Follies would pat me down. Usually tipped her $5. At some of the black clubs I'd visit, the male doormen would stick his hand up in there and give my ass and balls a little attention. When my dick got hard, I got scared that I'd turn gay. The top doormen for giving junior some attention were at Lexxx in North Miami, the Office in Miami Gardens, and Club Blaze in Atlanta. Ask papi to tell you some stories for how the doormen realized he was going commando under his shorts.

I agree with demonrats about putting Trump in prison, legalizing cannabis, and leaving strip clubs alone. Otherwise, Im a conservative Republican. I enjoyed when Cruz suggested that both sides call witnesses during the impeachment trial so that the Biden left wing agenda and green deal would be stalled. The Republicans should get back in power in 2024 if they take their collective noses out of Trump's ass and hand over the Trumps to The Hague. Ive always liked the Republican personalities such as Gingrich and Limbaugh, but some of the rank and file Republicans have been annoying as shit recently like America's mayor Jewliana, JCP fluffer bankrupter Ron Johnson, and puta de miedra Ron Goetz from Florida going to another state for a white nationalist rally.

Thank you for your well wishes nice and orange. Since emigrating to the USA from Cuba in the 1950s, I was a life long Republican until last year: Trump Doctrine was to incite white racists such as Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin, who squeezed the life out of George Floyd, and then play golf. Rinse and repeat- incite white racists to come to the Capitol on January 6 and hunt down Pence, and then play golf. The best course of action would be to prosecute Trump like Peru did with Alberto Fujimoro two decades back. More likely is to send Trump to the International Criminal Court in The Hague, Netherlands, with the charges of genocide (killing 500,000 Americans with Covid-19 due to negligence of not wearing masks and suggesting drinking bleach and injecting lysol), crimes against humanity (allowing police officers to hunt down black people), and the crime of aggression (calling for a January 6 protest against one of the other three branches of government and doing nothing to stop the riot against the USA). End of disunity in the world as Russians happy with higher oil prices, Chinese happy with year of the ox and eating rice cakes and fortune fruit, and American people enjoying fuhrer Trump tried as an international war criminal similar to Nazi officers. We will have an international Tuscl meet-up and smoke 420 and fuck whores in Holland's red light distrcit.

You are a very intelligent person scrub and I enjoy when you put the power washer psi 3050 up the asses of people who write reviews as a way to place club ads. I have to go to bed soon because my orderly is going home for the night, and he just set up my stoma bag, and I will hit the clubs tomorrow afternoon. I may not be as smart as The Amazing Kreskin, but is it possible that the Chinese noticed a cabal in recent years involving Zionists and Russians, such as Jeffery Epstein, that have interfered in the American political system and threatened to destroy the civil society and the good strip clubs such as Follies? When Trump AND Pence defeated crooked Hillary in 2016, we were happy. However, the last four years witnessed an attack on strip clubs and AMPs, using online tools such as Tuscl and Twitter. It would have been better if Hillary had become President in 2016! The Chinese were sick and tired of evil defeating good. Remember the Chinese believe in Confucianism and did not want the Russian Zionists to impose their value system over others. They also needed Jen- goodness to balance out badness. I invoke Mamisan to provide guidance.

I am a conservative Republican. I reject collectivism and the welfare state, support a balanced budget, and strongly support morality in politicians. Like millions of other Americans, I would have voted for the Republican candidate in 2020 if the name was not Trump. My favorites would have been Rand Paul, Ted Cruz, Mike Pence, Jeb Bush, or Kanye West. Trump is a Rino- supports corporate welfare and checks to Americans to support election chances, jacked up the national debt by trillions, and openly condoned the white nationalists and did malicious actions to allow our friends in the Capitol building to be bloodied, traumatized, and violated. Are you all too young to remember the Cold War? The Russians installed a manchurian candidate who allowed Follies to get shut down, attacked other Republicans from the Bush era, and allowed and encouraged one of the greatest attacks against this country. Fuck Trump and fuck the Republicans until they eject his ass from the party.

Other than 25, there are not many liberal Dems or socialists on this thread AFAIK. I supported Eisenhower, Nixon, Goldwater, Reagan, Ford, the Bushes, Dole, McCain, Romney, and Trump in 2016 because Republican principles were better for the country and me. I would have been one of the 74 million dittoheads to vote Trump in 2020 just because the R by his name, but I could not support a person who is so full of hatred, had so many bad policies, and was so willing to bankrupt the USA. The solution is to not give money to the Republicans who conspired to condone the actions of a traitor who incited random dumb asses to show up to the Capitol to loot and plunder and cause violence so the piece of shit bad toupee would remain in power. The follow up action could be to hand him over to China or Iran since he broke international law. Chinese courts could prosecute him for slander against the Chinese people and the Communist party. Iranian courts could prosecute him for killing their general Soleimani and for breaking the 2015 nuclear agreement.

The equivalent would be to announce to the world that there would be a protest at Maralago on a certain date such as March 3 (Liberation Day) and invite everyone from groups such as Antifa and Blm and then do nothing if they got into Maralago.

An angry sports athlete will do a crime of passion by himself. The prince or leader of a country, Saudi Arabia or USA, will get a gang of people to do the dirty work of a gang bang so as to not get his hands dirty. The leaders of the country knew when their country's legislature had weak cowards like Florida Senators Rick Scott and Marco Rubio are blowhards. Capish?

If one person does a crime that gruesome, it seems to be that person always knows the other person. Similar to what Seattle Seahawks Offensive Lineman did to his girlfriend and almost killed her. When it is a gruesome crime against someone you do not know, it seems to be that the crazy person tries to get a gang bang. A gang of people brutalized and killed the journalist Jamal Khashoggi. In this impeachment trial, the managers are arguing that when Pence did not hold up the certification, Trump seemed to do stuff around January 6 to get some Proud Boys and other people to come to Washington DC to kill Pence so that Trump would try to remain in power.

Classic ad with praise of the happy hour drink specials, amazing door girl, and the dancer giving her greatest Tom Brady like performance. I wonder what Scrub will think when he realized that he approved the Super Bowl winner, winner chicken dinner of the club ad of the week!

18 years to submit a review, and your first review is a restaurant and not a strip club. Hopefully, it won't be another 18 years before you submit your next review.

Clubber knew when it was time to leave, and now it is time for minnow to leave as he has the lowest review approval percentage of anyone on the website- under 25%. He has no business remaining on the website since all he does is repeatedly review the same turd of a ROB rip off joint and reject others' reviews. Now, minnow is insulting bharlem, nicespice, and other women and not offering an apology. This scary fellow stalked me with his array of DMs asking me to eat a steak dinner with him and invariably drove away papi, shurshot, and shanny by sending them unwanted DMs.

This is the only club I ever saw that was attached to a motel- Budget Inn. You rang a buzzer to enter. In Florida, we have two that are kind of close: Bottom's Up Club in New Smyrna Beach and Diamond Dolls in Clearwater. Not the best looking women but VHM.

I agree with 25, mack, muddy, and nicespice. Minnow is out of control and should apologize to nicespice or have his IP addresses banned. Founder has a stated goal of making Tuscl more inclusive of and welcome to dancers, and Minnow has seemingly soiled them with harsh and inflammatory rhetoric. For example, Minnow recently downvoted a poignant dancer's review and seemingly targeted her with his evil ways because the reviewer is a dancer: https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=372596 My gut has been that minnow is a member of the FBI or some quasi governmental organization that is trying to suppress strip clubs by making them seem banal, dull, and hackneyed. For five years, he has only posted reviews for one club, which happens to be the most overpriced, disgusting rip off joint not only in the state of Florida, the continental US, but the entire globe. He acts like a club employee under the brawn of Mr. Trouse who rationalizes the catastrophic misuse of land ROB central club and makes the unsuspecting simps who enter its egress yearn to be anywhere else- I mean even the local watering holes in Sanaa, Yemen, or Kabul, Afghanistan. I propose that we form a board of directors comprising an eclectic swath of Tuscl users with an equal composition of the fairer sex such as nicespice and bharlem (https://tuscl.net/member.php?id=689621 ) and to include a fair share of weathered PLs such as myself and 25 and some young bucks suck as mack and muddy. Each board member will receive stock options and or warrants to purchase Tuscl stock. The board of directors will advise the CEO (founder) on pertinent matters and press for urgent matters such as the permanent banishment and expulsion of user minnow. The ultimate goal will be to help Tuscl do an Initial Public Offering (IPO) that will allow Tuscl and its users and share holders to unlock its billion dollar valuation to humanity.

Yeah, you're back in high graces for confirming takeout is available. However, other senior members and I have done cost benefit analysis and feel that you get better bang for your buck in other places in Florida. If you've never read his work, Dr. Evil makes an excellent case for the Daytona Beach clubs.

25 is correct: This is a video that dugan, my favorite astrophysicist, and I made a few years ago as a promotion for how "The System" works. That is why we were not wearing masks. The video was shot as we were cruising down US-19 in Pinellas County. The club scenes were shot in Lollipops in Hudson. I am not sure who the 3rg guy in the video was because I was not a member of Tuscl yet- possibly muddy, pistola, or shanny but definitely not minnow.

If ITC action is not the priority and you prefer prettier women and OTC, the better option is the night clubs in St. Pete, Ybor, Pasco, Orlando, or Daytona Beach.

I've been clear that the clubs on or near Dale Mabry, including Mons, Pink Pony, Penthouse, Dollhouse, Risque, Lipstixx, Truth Lounge, Envy, were excellent or great several years ago, but they have gone down hill: prices up and mileage down. The OP is an experienced Tuscler who has has written many incisive reviews, but this one, while full of details, fails to call a spade a spade: Whatever you spend here, you're almost certainly gonna leave with blue balls. Also, the OP probably wrote the review too soon after his visit. He seemed to experience the "afterglow" effect in describing the dancers as "10"- too high. Finally, the OP described the "typical fucked up Strip club customer creeps." I get liquored up and act like a jackass, but I am a regular at the clubs I visit and am a paying customer who generously tips. Although it's great this club serves alcohol and food, a better alternative are the clubs in Ybor (Gold Club, Vixens), Clearwater (Oz, DD, Atlantis, and Oasis), or Pasco.

If you had done the ultra lounge, maybe Raven would have stayed at the club and PB would have invited you over for bbq in Lake County? Instead you got a chip on your shoulder to prove that mikeym is not the best tuscler. I mean maybe I'm not the best? You got wallanon, sinclair, muddy. Hmmm... I'd say I 'm definitely top 5. I have been clubbing since the 1970s and only joined tuscl in november 2015. I never "knowingly" met anyone. I happened to be in some clubs when an Archie Bunker looking guy at some clubs in California and Florida walked in with a notepad thinking he'd be cool with lame ass game such as that he was going for a midnight swim, cruising town in his Cadillac, and sitting in the cheap seats throwing dollars at the stage. When you club a lot, you just talk to people and make assumptions. I did not go to the clubs to meet them. They just happened to be there: 1. Old guy in the back of an awesome Atlanta club who is wearing a funny t-shirt and baseball cap 2. Friendly medium build black dancer who introduced herself at the Doll House in Jacksonville 3. Distinguished gentleman at Rachels and Cheetah WPB who drank top shelf liquor, smoked a cigar, and had a distinctive gold chain 4. Energetic fair skin Cuban who is the only other white person at south Florida black clubs Body Club, Cocos, Lexxx, Tootsies, and then who you see a handful of times at Inner Room Cabaret 5. Short Vietnam vet who stick his finger in the twat of the stage dancers at Atlantis and Oasis.

@minnow I started wearing a guayabera recently. When you, porkbut (guardian), and I did an ultra lounge with raven, devon, and penny, I was probably wearing a polo. Good to know that you think it's all business. I haven't been to these two touristy clubs in a couple of years so Im not sure we'll ever meet again. I go to Vixens Ybor every once in a while but I don't see you there anymore. Ive started seeing less Tusclers. For example, since I don't go to Atlanta anymore, I haven't seen shadow or goldmonger. I haven't seen shurshot in this area. Papi used to love to drive to Inner Room Cabaret and get the $10 dances, but I don't see him either. I plan to get plastered today at the bar. Happy mongering.

Older Tusclers, especially those in Florida, need to know about the bathroom situation at clubs. Plus it would be horrifying to walk into the bathroom and see bare minnow's big fat hairy ass; that's why I got so much tail when he was my wingman a couple of years. Stripper logic: fuck the old Spanish guy over the fat American who looks like he could have a heart attack if she road that dick real hard. But minnow got his fair share of tail. I think he's upset at me because he saw Raven kiss me and Kendra give me a massage and he thought I overstepped my bounds taking his faves. Opposite thing happened with papi. The young Cubano came over from Dallas and initially canabilzied all the fine young chocolate at Club Cocos Living on the Edge, Club Lex, Secrets (Body Club), etc... when he came to Miami. But then the strippers realized that the old viejo could go 60 minutes while the young brash Cubano with his gold chain and hairy chest was petering out with gout. Later on,three goons neck collared him in the small VIP section at Body Club and forced him to pretend suck dick, long trips to Philadelphia and Georgia made him go loco, and then 25 persuaded him to write a positive review of Vixens because the manager bought him a free drink. Sounds like something minnow would do if given a stack of half off admission cards from him favorite club. Anyways, now I am in Clearwater because the clubs serve alcohol. The review was also down voted because it failed to mention that the PL is paying $30 to enter a club that does not serve alcohol. So basically you're just going to this club or the shit hole across the street and paying a $30 entry fee to drink water or a red bull and to find a hairless ape to sit on your lap for fifty bucks a pop. No thanks. I'm older than Redner and shadowcat, my penis doesn't get hard much anymore, but I bet I'd kick your ass if you said that stuff to my face, son. Just come to the Clearwater clubs tomorrow and look for the guy wearing a guayabera and loudly speaking in Spanish.

Pistola likely the marketing director for this club as minnow's the marketing director for the shit hole across the street. Both are overpriced, low mileage, ROBs on speed tourist traps that should be avoided like Covid-19. Probably trying to get Super Bowl suckers to go for the Bianca, Redner, Todd, Melissa, JK bullshit special. Why would a PL want to come to the two hell holes and wind up face down on Dale Mabry at four in the morning with a dildo sticking out there ass? In the words of Muddy, avoid this hot mess and go to Ybor's Gold Club and Scarletts or learn some tricks as I run the scene in Clearwater at Oz, Diamond Dolls, Atlantis, and Oasis.

1. Eve 2. Detroit 3. green 4. Spearmint Rhino 5. Sinclair 6. Liwet 7. BBBC 8. Mamisan 9. Clubber 10. Skibum

In the early and middle 2010s, this was one of the top 3 clubs in Florida. There was a fire at the club and some of the bar maids and dancers who were hired were extremely pushy and undesired by the loyal customers. In the last two years, the staff complained about the poor reviews the club received. I did not review the club but agree with the poor reviews in the last two years.

Sinsations' cover charge at night is $10 and they're non-alcoholic- I don't think they even serve non-alcoholic beer. This is an excellent spot on review by Dirty of Wackos. This summarizes why I would be happy to swap some of the Cuban dancers to the Atlanta GA clubs if those clubs would have some of the beautiful black dancers come to Florida.

Absolutely not. This place is a factory- it is what it is. No intimacy, fat ass big boobs Cubanas who are mechanical, a wet dream for incels. Florida still has more strip clubs than any other state so I am well-versed in absorbing club ads from Rick's Hospitality (Scarletts and Tootsie's), Deja Vu, and pricey tourist traps in Key West, Orlando, Pensacola, Tampa, and West Palm. This place is the real deal- no need to advertise.

There is no proof that this a fake review. It looks like the OP paid founder in October and November and then decided to review this club first. Excellent choice as, with Follies closed, this is the best club in the Southeast part of the USA. After a night of sitting at the bar and drinking alcohol, it is easy to mix up a few details as many of the Cubanas at this club have various sales pitches about the cost and the lengths of the dances. I have visited this club over 100 times and have never done or been inside a "room" so I can understand why the reviewer would think that the booths are the club's version of rooms. The Dolphins are two wins away from the playoffs so have some Christmas spirit and lighten up Dolfan.

Scrub, did you buy RICK stock or is the winner winner of the thanksgiving dinner club ad of the day?

Oops my bad. Looks like the Cowboys will go back to Dak, if he's healthy, next year after the helmet hit on Dalton: https://twitter.com/MarkBullockNFL/status/1320442135313829890?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

No reverse psychology. Really, don't go there or you might regret your visit and have psychological damage from the ROBs like I do. You will waste a shit load of money for crappy dances, and they'll try to overcharge you for everything and offer shitty customer service. The staff is completely unethical and the dancers look like rejects from the worst clubs. If you want to club in Tampa, try Gold Club, Scarletts, Mons, Pink Pony, or Hush, or drive to Clearwater or Pasco.

Hillsborough County had restricted all gatherings to 10 people maximum, but on some Friday and Saturday nights in May, there were 9 or 10 dancers, the DJ, a manager, and/ or a tech guy (Yoshi) or bouncer. So over 10 people. Hillsborough needs to shut down or fine the club. Also, Hillsborough County, please investigate the club allowing children under the age of 18 in the club, dancers sneaking alcohol in the club, extras that have been accused by vush, and surveillance equipment in the club.

The money ROBbing, soul stealing hell hole 2001 needs to be closed permanently, and all their turds such as minnow and fertilvush need to be institutionalized with the managers, staff, and dancers where they can drink the syrup from my poop bag. My impression is that the shit hole tourist trap 2001 caters to gay men by dealing with the ugliest AF women in the world such as the fat pigs Melissa and Lisa or the male look alike Phoebe. My impression of minnow and fertilvush are sub girly men who would pay $1000 up to sit in the ultra lounge and have gay sex with each other. Maybe for appearances, they'll get Meesha to stick her dildo up their butts or get Nelli to peg them. The worthless money stealing, soul stealing tourist trap 2001 is so pathetic that it has to post its crap on Scarlett's page since that is the best club in Tampa. Has Todd no decency? GM of the year? More like turd of the year. Maybe he can dump an ice water bucket over his head or get DJ Hollywood to spin a sign outside in the heat to beg for customers. I suggest get minnow or fertilvush to stand outside with a rainbow flag and beg to get some fool to step foot in that shit hole joke of a club.

Not a surprise, its football season so ads and comments from the worst money stealing, soul stealing ripoff tourist trap 2001. Bitch, you have no place to talk to me as you and your alter ego vush been on this website for 1 month; I been here for 5 years. Your review is a fraud like your club and your made up ID. You trash the best club in Tampa (per Tuscl ratings and Tuscl reviews) based on the idea that it is costly. Not a surprise that the 20001 tries to attack the Scarletts club as I guess it tried to get it closed fown like Ponytails when it was on Dale Mabry. GFY, you stupid idiot. If you went to the tourist shit hole 2001, you spend $80 in less than 5 minutes ($30 admission, $5 stage tip, and $46 single dance in which the ugly AF smelly dancer starts in the middle of the song and then an air dance. Read: Ahja) At Scarletts, $80 and you're a king and have LDK ($10 admissison, $5 drink, and $65 for three full length songs). The evidence is clear that minnow and his 2001 ROB buddy got to go with clubber. Minnow knowingly published a copyrighted business article on this website about financial advice and should never show his face on the website again. DOJ should put him in federal prison where he can have his Todd Trouse and Charlie fantasies fulfilled. Fertil13 and vush are scum ids trying to get people to go to a shit ROB hell hole and waste their life and their money. 2001 is known for lots of male bouncers all around. I can tell anyone who likes or advocates for that waste of space is a fruit who would enjoy tranny nights at Tampa SKIN. Toodles you scammers.

I am glad that I found Tuscl a few years back so that it warned me about the money Robbing, soul stealing worst tourist trap 2001. I had clubbed for a long time all over the world before that and have only submitted reviews for a fraction of the clubs Ive actually visited. I now know of clubs in the Clearwater, Pasco, and Tampa area that are actually good. I like going to clubs and chatting with people- bar tenders, customers, dancers, etc... Ive met quite a few tusclers through the years and don't actively identify myself to them such as papi, 25, shurshot, eve, shadowcat, whomever. The scuttlebut about you minnow is that you are gay. Based on this post, you have an unhealthy or gay obsession with me. I have some indication that you have a "thing" for todd trouse such as you wanted to rub his bald head and like his hair dresser Charlie. I had at least one conversation with a customer from 2001 (possibly bathsalts/yellowbus), and the belief is that you prefer men or are bi-sexual. If your prefer men, that is fine, except if it causing you to do irrational behavior such as reject reviews on tuscl for personal reason (which I suspect you have done), pursue your gay love for me (which I see you have done and YOU DO NOT HAVE MY PERMISSION TO ASK OTHER TUSCLERS ABOUT ME. I suspect you drove shurshot away from this website with your inclinations), and be an unapologetic marketing shill for a club that has pursued extremely questionable business practices and should be shut down permanently.

2001 betrayed the trust of people and should be shut down to protect the public health of Tampa residents, Florida, and even out of staters like minnow. The marketing tactics you are using are a betrayal of trust. You and vush are obviously the same thing- a creation in the Tuscl world of last month. You mention other clubs like you're a regular person and use that a ploy to compliment 2001. We've seen this song and dance before. 2001 is a ripoff tourist trap that relies on the lowest forms of humanity to step through its doors, suspend reality, and accept that it is something more than a hellish money stealing, soul stealing shit hole where the dancers will promise the world, charge whatever the hell price they want, and then under deliver and call on one of the brutish bouncers in the basement size room to enforce their brutality. The experience is prone with a constant call for tips by the krusty the klown dj and the underpaid bar staff who are the most ethically challenged miscreant bunch I've ever encountered. Typical experience: $30 for admission and nasty red bull drink; sit in uncomfortable stool, krusty the klown dj begs for tips for the smelly af dancer with pooch belly and dog face. Then a tip parade, wanna dance convention. Okay i'll go back with the least ugly, least smelly one just so they'll leave me the fuck alone (a 5 if Im being generous). Pay $6 to the bouncer who monitors the dance area- he'll flirt with the dancer. Fuck you Nick- hope you enjoy Jenna prick or Mike/Matt, glad you enjoy thinking Stephanie or Vivian will look at your ugly faces. Then the bitch starts in the middle of the song and begs to upgrade for $300 to space ship (another dance area) or $600 to the champagne room (another waste of money). She makes vague promises so I go to CR. One of the desperate waitresses, Calla, Milo, Mystery, Tequilla, Morgan, Shayla, Elizabeth, Lisa, then beg for a tip. Here's $100 so $700 total. I get no champagne and then a 20 minute air dance which involves fidgeting with the panty hose and stripper shoe shoes. Then the waitress says your time is up. This is has not happened once or twice but multiple times through the years. I've wasted tens of thousands of dollars at the Dale Mabry shit hole that could have gone to my current retirement. I could have gotten a better catheter or cleaner poop bags or paid more money to my orderly who takes care of me. But I did not know about all the great clubs in Ybor (Gold Club) and Clearwater (Oz, DD, Atlantis, Oasis) or Pasco (Bare Assets, Vue) that have cheap alcohol and truthful and nice dancers who do VHM dances for a reasonable amount. I am currently in my retirement and have not much to do all day. I usually club 4 days to 5 days per week and drink alcohol and have fun at one of the aforementioned clubs. Thankfully, my blood pressure stays low except when I read some ridiculous club ad for 2001, which should be shut down for, not only abuse of elder customers, abuse of all customers and staff. Tell us about Shzanna East, a 2001 dancer arrested by the police who did crimes against a child. How about Athena Bunny, who was allowed to dance with a virus, passed away- did she pass on the virus to customers? Why was 2001 allowed to operate in April and May when all the other clubs had to shut down? The place seemed to have more than 10 people more than once during April and May (broke the law) when the pandemic was killing thousands of Floridians and the I-95 and I-85 borders were shut to New York and New Jersey residents. The OP's title is that Scarletts is costly. Not really even for someone in retirement. However, the little ripoff tourist trap that fertl13 and vush (both created in September 2020) are advertising for is very costly for no alcohol, uncomfortable stools, wanna dance tip parade, Krusty the Klown dj, start in the middle of the $46 dance song, bouncer drama, upsell to the waste of time waste of money VIP. So yeah just like the police, fire fighters, and military protect Americans, mikey will protect the other PLs on here, especially the Floridians, from getting ripped off here and humiliated.

Fertil13 and Vush both accounts created in September 2020, and both accounts praised the worst money stealing, soul stealing shit hole 2001 that should be shut down immediately. News flash- you are a worthless asshole and can suck my flabby grey haired nut sack. It is important that Tuscl has experienced members who have memory, and that is what I and others serve. We know in the past that the Dale Mabry racket has created false accounts to compliment their $30 admission (with $10 non-alcoholic beverage), $46 per dance, start in the middle of the song, get the roided bouncers, listen to Krusty the Klown DJ, upsell Melissa fat blob in the space ship, get the minimum wage waitress to ask for a big tip and undercount the time in fake champagne room, yellow teeth skowl Todd Troupe, and Klownhaus beard and jeans with wife verbal diarrhea. Fuck off with the fake reviews on Google and the fake reviews on Tuscl and the fake votes on nightmoves. 2001 club sucks, staff should be institutionalized, and place closed permanently.

I can name five stripper names: Crystal, Tiffany, Brandy, Angel, and Lola, but that don't prove shit. Bottom line is top clubs in Tampa are Gold Club, Scarlett's, and Mons. Bottom line is worst club in Florida and biggest ripoff clip joint tourist trap is 2001 should be shut down forever for robbing customers of money and dignity. Dadillac got Flashers got shut down and mikeym should get the Dale Mabry hell hole shut down by Tampa mayor, deSantis, or FBI. 2020 already the worst year in history history with the shut down of Follies. Only year that may have been worse was 0 CE when Jesus Christ was crucified. But you ain't gonna make 2020 any worse by jamming that rip off toursit trap 2001 down our throats and slam Scarletts which is actually a great club.

I am saying don't list this place on tuscl or google. Cancer works that way in that it is a disease that affects any otherwise healthy body. Or maybe this club is like the New York Jets of the NFL but way worse. AVOID! There are plenty of healthy good clubs in Tampa like gold club and scarletts in ybor that are real clubs. Or head to oz, diamond dolls, atlantis, or oasis in clearwater. Or make the longer drive to Pasco or Daytona or Jacksonville or Orlando or save up your juices and head to Pompano Beach, Miami, or West Palm Beach. Cheers shanny.

Worst awful ripoff tourist trap in Florida. There is absolute no reason to step foot in this shit hole. This club ad is saying go ahead and spend $200 to basically terrorize yourself- no alcohol, smelly ROB dancers and waitresses, high pressure sales tactics, and crap dances. The ad, reads like something that part time manager L--- would write, saying it is okay to spend $20 for less than a handful of dancers and then be hounded for another $10 to get a non alcoholic drink. One of the last times I gave this hell hole a shot, bitch charged me $20 to enter the club and it was before 8 pm. There were three dancers and then the waitress hounded me to get a $10 non alcoholic drink and then tip her and tip on stage and listen to the lousy piece of crap DJ and sit on an uncomfortable stool. This club listing should be removed from tuscl and be removed from google. There is no reason to terrorize people and think that it is okay to step foot in this racket. This is not an acceptable club. If I was the governor, I would shut the place down and declare eminent domain. Klownhaus and wife are shameful. There is a pandemic and this place stayed open during the pandemic per an article posted by head shill minnow. The place had more than 10 people in the club at a time. There is no reason Tampa or Florida should have let them stay open or why the place should be allowed to stay open. Has the club paid a fine for allowing dancer Shzanna East to do a crime against a child? Per soul kid, dancer Athena Bunny danced at the club with some sort of flu that later killed her and potentially exposed the customers to the flu. Did the club pay a fine? Meanwhile, they attack other clubs and are the biggest threat to the public health and the public welfare. No, don't step foot anywhere near this shit hole. Tell the Tampa mayor or the Florida governor to have some self- respect and shut the shit hole down.

No, it wasn't a solid review. It failed to mention the camera at the door that seems to take a picture of the customer (for Covid-19?), the annoying waitress begging the customers to order a $10 non-alcoholic beverage, the annoying AF krusty the klown DJ asking the customers to make it rain and insulting the customers who paid $20 to enter the club, the wanna dance hustle for tips and dances, the added $6 (not $5) charge to go to the dance area, the constant upsell in the dance area to do a VIP room, the plethora of cameras all over the club including in the dance room, the myriad of bouncers, and the shady AF ROB atmosphere. Scrub has been posting on this website longer than about anyone except Founder and a couple others. He keeps it 100. You wrote some good reviews in the past dr. evil of clubs we like in Florida and Georgia and focused on some important details like the restrooms which is important for old geezers. I have been to every strip club in Florida, and at my advanced age, I talk to other customers, waitresses, managers, bouncers, and others to get the skinny at clubs. I believe this looks like a club ad, possibly placed by one of the woman with the club such as Melissa, Lisa, or Klownhaus wife. The diction in this review and other details leads me to believe that a woman might have written this review. I would glad to be wrong if the OP submits reviews for other strip clubs. Based on my experiences and my conversations, this is the worst club in Florida, a ripoff tourist joint full of ROB dancers who charge random prices for songs and dances and often start in the middle of songs, bellicose bouncers, rude staff and DJ, and the worst most uncomfortable club.

Minnow, you have to have to agree from the past that the ripoff tourist trap tends to post some club ads where the person posts one review for the club saying it is fun and not a ROB place and then the OP never posts again to tuscl. In our discussions in the past, I wondered who posted for the ripoff clip joint: a manager, a DJ, or one of the waitresses? Based on the writing, the OP is a vile kunt. Who could it be? Possibly Melissa got out of the space ship and did PR. Lisa, the part time manger? Not sure if she still works there. Maybe the Klownhaus wife. There seems to be an agenda to make the money ROBbing, soul stealing place seem like it is worth visiting. Minnow, you also seem to worry too much about me and not about the failings of the ROB tourist trap. You are talking to other guys about me (a male). Are you gay? Why not reach out to mets and tell him that you too want to touch elle's plastic boobies or play nosies with her gigantic nose? Minnow, you seem to have become a jaded pathetic bitter person who rejects reviews for no particular reason. You seem to shill for a place that ROBs all the time and have your nose up the Klownhaus butts. What's your angle man?

Vush is now basically a confirmed shill who probably works for the ripoff tourist trap- just joined tuscl, only wrote one review, and already speaking on behalf of the club like spokesperson soul pedo. Vush, you have no bearing to speak ill of scrub, who is a long time valued member of tuscl. I would gladly watch him insert the magic wand 3050 into your mouth to shut you the fuck up. Doctor, its been a while since I traumatized myself by going into the shit hole. I was told about the camera machine at the entrance by another Tuscler and/or maybe read about in a review from mets or some one else. Glad to see that mets had a good time at mons which still has some great looking dancers so I head there every once in a while. I noticed that I omitted the name of the tall dancer who was outed as a ROB on Tuscl- her name was Storm, a tall red head. I have nothing against red heads in general, though. At one point, probably my last time in the ripoff tourist trap a while back, I considered an offer to do a 6-way with minnow: minnow and raven, guardian/porkbutt and devon, and mikey and penny. It never happened so the only time that minnow maybe saw mikey jr. was when he walked in when I was in the pisser.

Doctor, I wouldn't say one dancer but just the overall fall from grace of the clip joint. We know in other parts of the country how certain clubs have hard falls like Hi-Liter in Phoenix or Masters in Myrtle Beach. But the absolute cratering of this place into a ripoff ROB tourist trap has been disgusting and shameful. When I first met Minnow at this place a few years ago, the feature dancers were two hot blondes named Rose and Platinum who did cool pole tricks, dance/VIP room prices were reasonable, and VHM. I believe that Rose went to Scores across the street and Platinum aged so it seemed like the newest feature was Paris and London, who also were well proportioned dancers, prices went up, and still decent mileage. Then the feature seemed to become two very tall dancers (like over 6 foot tall): one of the towers was outed on this website by another Tuscler for being a ROB and the other tower named Phoebe looked like a dude. The prices seemed to skyrocket for everything such as $46 for a single dance ($40 for a dance and $6 to the dance room troll). Furthermore, the mileage went way down as dancers were given many requirements such as having to dance with at least one foot touching the ground. The focus seemed to be on sucking the pole instead of putting it in the hole with multiple bouncers looming in the small shit hole. The club now is basically a waste of space that has brought down the nearby businesses. It is a shadow of its former itself, and minnow seems to think it is still the early 2000s and the place should not be shut down as a public service to prevent ROBs.

I am a kind-hearted angel who is helping all the members of tuscl not get abused. There are so many good clubs in nearby Ybor, Clearwater, and Pasco. Why would anyone step foot in this money ROBbing ripoff tourist trap? There is nothing but trouble all around at this place from the pot holes and thugs in the parking area to the camera machine in the entrance that seems to take your picture (claims it tests for Covid-19?) to the bathroom troll to the waitresses that hound you for overpriced non-alcoholic beverages to the pudgy dancers with flat asses who do the wanna dance routine and beg for tips to the dance room bouncer troll that takes $6 for the dance and then watches you to the cameras all over the place (who wants cameras every where in a club?) to the crusty the klown motherfuker DJ who insults the customers to the nasty AF managers who troll around to the aforementioned bouncers. This shit hole needs to be shut the fuck down. Proof that 2020 has been the worst year ever is that Follies was shut down and this hell hole is still up and getting club ads on the day of Tampa Buccaneer football home games.

I didn't respond to the Friday review so, what a surprise, like cancer spreading the worst ROB stealer of money and souls has an obvious club ad for ripoff tourist trap that has all the usual Covid-19 induced verbal diarrhea of club shills (orange teeth Todd Trouse, lard ass Melissa, piece of worthless crap minnow). Shit hole place is the opposite of fun and should be shut down for repeated deception, evil, and lies. Pay $20 to enter to ugly as bitch who wants a tip for sitting there. Then hounded to pay $10 for non-alcoholic drink. Then sit on uncomfortable stool and listen to broke or broke ass bitch DJ crusty the clown insult customers for not making it rain on ugly as fuck smelly cows on stage with beer guts. Then she sat with you for 20 minutes? Bullshit, you lying cum sucking sack of shit. Dancers are informed to not sit with customer for more than 5 minutes or they get in trouble. Heavy on wanna dance bullshit. Then pay $6 to troll who monitors the dance area. No fun there and this club ad POS says it not to ask for dance price first. Big mistake if you ever want to lose your soul and your sanity. The dancer in reality probably would have said $120 for 2 and a half songs. Modeling how to be a target at the ROB hell hole. Then the lying sack of shit cunt ROB asked for $750 for 30 minutes. But it would have gotten worse if this hypothetical piece of shit would have agreed to that. THE STUPID MF WOULD HAVE BEEN ASKED TO PREPAY THE $750 BEFORE THE DANCE IN CASH OR SPACE BUCKS (CREDIT CARD- WATCH THE MYTERIOUS CHARGES) TO CALLA, ELIZABETH, MILO, MORGAN, MYSTERY, SHAYLA, OR WHOMEVER AND SHE WOULD HAVE ASKED FOR A TIP TOO. NO TIP AND 30 MINUTES PROBABLY WOULD HAVE BECOME 20 MINUTES. THEN WHATEVER THE BITCH ASS DANCER PROMISED PROBABLY WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED OR IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A LAME ASS EFFORT. SO AFTER PRE-PAYING $850, YOU GOT NOTHING BUT BLUE BALLS. THEN TRY TO COMPLAIN YOU IGNORANT PRICK. THERE IS A REASON WHY THIS RACKET HAS BIG ASS BOUNCERS BULL, MATT, MIKE, NICK, STACEY. THE DANCER PROMISED YOU EXTRAS AND YOU GOT NOTHING. IMAGINE THE BOUNCERS THROW YOUR ASS IN THE MEXICAN RESTAURANT DUMSTER. ENJOY THE CHIMICHANGA AND VOMIT BAG MF. There is a reason this place is the most despised ripoff tourist trap that makes people think clubs are crooked. Other reviews of Florida clubs mentioned paying $ and whatever shit happened. If a stupid PL had paid the $750 or more, there is a high chance he would have gotten a lame ass ROB experience.

Dak was already having a tough year with depression as his brother committed suicide in April (https://www.dallasnews.com/sports/cowboys/2020/09/09/dak-prescott-opens-up-about-brothers-suicide-his-own-battles-with-depression-in-new-interview/) In addition to the pain from the injury, Dak lost the starting qb job to Andy Dalton. When Jerry Jones sees the success that Dalton has, I believe that the Cowboys will pick Dalton. As a mobile qb, his rehab will harder than some seem to think and his future to be effective is in question based on what I saw from Alex Smith. Finally, $31 million before paying taxes and all the leaches that surround NFL players. I believe the Cowboys offered a 5 year deal, and he wanted a 4 year deal. Based on his track record of being a fantasy football stud but not a winner (think Jameis Winston), I would not offer him more than a one year deal for next season.

@Minnow Any club in Ohio or in Florida or in any place, for that matter, is better than this ripoff tourist trap. The OP has been a member of Tuscl since 2015 so he knew enough to avoid wasting half a grand on Chelsea, a decent looking goth but would have overpaid by $400 for what he seems to got for $81. The OP seems to like clubs like Baby Dolls and Cheetah so it was a wise move to head over to Mons, which still has some 8s and 9s, and flee the eclectic mix of ugly fish smelling robs. I would have just headed to Ybor, Clearwater, or Pasco for UHM dances and alcohol, but that's just me. If the 25th Amendment is invoked by the Cabinet, maybe Pence will declare eminent domain and shut this place down.

Sometimes you can't help stupid. Even if the brown nosing, boot licking, turd smelling idiot is not in Miami, it has better options in Scarletts, Gold Club, Mons, Clearwater, Pasco clubs. Pretty much anything else as coming here is like voluntarily eating a prison guard's cock meat sandwich in a Guantanamo prison cell. Does it and its sister likes the smell and taste of cum jammed in the back of its throat and nose? Maybe instead of spending $300 on admission, a non-alcoholic beverage, and a stupid bouncer troll ogling you in person or on many of the video cameras in the said rip off, money burning tourist trap, it could save up for a lobotomy.

Thanks minnow for throwing the initial jabs at this punk and calling out that this hell bound, canker laden turd has crapped out two reviews in three years and they were both for the worst one star money stealing, soul robbing, shit eating ROB club. Then d-scrub did a solid job of inserting the magic wand 3050 in the torn ass of this scum sucking prick who likely has serviced every tranny at SKIN Tampa on Adamo Drive and drunk the cum out of the condoms at the Lois Avenue dumpster for Lipstixx. Finally Rod sees $600 for an air dance as being excessive and MrEddyG notes the bullshit rip-off tourist trap. Worse yet, this is karma that the hell hole has robbed unsuspecting tourists for years and the Tampa Bay Yuccaneers have been the joke of football since 2007 and has brought the GOAT Tom Brady and made him look a high school quarterback running around in high heels without his jock strap. And everything around the club has turned to shit. The club is like cancer spreading... the bed bug and roach laden Howard Johnson turned into a deplorable Airport Inn with who knows what inside. Nearby Dennys, Joes, Wendys failing. Dancers going to the Jewelry Pawn to pawn their crap to pay the house fee so they can lose their souls and try to ROB a customer into doing an air dance at the mobile home being hocked as a ship that is really a shit. Did they not learn the lesson of dancer Athena Bunny who, per spokes person soul pedo, had a virus, was allowed to continue dancing at the ripoff tourist trap, and died. Or dancer Shzanna and her crimes against children. Can anyone take seriously a club that charges $20 admission on a Tuesday night, $10 for a non-alcoholic drink, and $41 for a two minute air dance including $6 to troll bouncer who monitors the dance area from fake boob prick dancer Ahja? Instead of their ridiculous advertising, why cant the Klownhaus brothers, Todd Trouse, Melissa, Phil take the dancers en masse and run their nasty fish smelling yeast coochies to wash themselves in the Mister Car Wash? Why cant Chris and Twisted Tom go to the Best Buy, purchase Cardioid Condensers and jam it down each others' throats so that the poor souls who drive by the inferno dont have to hear their shock jock broke or broke back routines? Why cant the wait staff Calla, Milo, Morgan, Mystery, bathroom troll have some self respect instead of being clown boy subordinates? And maybe the do boy head bouncers matt, mike, bull, nick can use their muscles at a real job like moving sofas at Ashley Home Store instead of being douce bags and collecting their $6 troll fees and being pervs by looking at the dance areas? Donald Duck has been a complete and utter disaster for the last three and a half years. As a conservative Republican, I still have hope that he could do something right and not be the worst president in history. I suggest that he declare eminent domain at this blight club that is hell frozen over. Then the land could be something useful... a place to store vaccines for the covid-19 at negative sixty degrees celscius and a vaccination site for this long suffering Himes and Macdill neigborhoods.

@mark94 Before Trump came in 2017, USA was the greatest country on Earth with amazing businesses, companies, doctors, entrepreneurs. Amazon, Apple, Boeing, Facebook, Google, Microsoft, Tesla, Walmart were going to doing excellent regardless who was president. Trump has made the USA into a shit hole, and, four more years of him, and even those companies might be headed for BK like TRMP. Even the Federal Reserve will not be able to help. High concern now that debt is higher than annual GDP. My fellow Republicans, if we do the right thing like God has helped our fellow Americans do before and vote for Biden and Kamala, the USA will have a great future again and we'll be able to vote for the Republican candidate for President in 2024, 2028, 2032, etc... If God forbid, the racist tool of Russia Donald Duck wins the most electoral votes, the Republicans seems bound for catastrophe. Remember what happened to the National Socialist party in Germany when Hitler got re-elected? That party got outlawed. Many of us have gotten shots many times. The "suckers and losers" always take their shots, too. Do you trust the Trump Administration to administer a national solution and administer shots with the vaccine to millions of Americans, including the BLM and the Mexican-Americans? If the Biden and Kamala team administer the Covid-19 vaccine to millions, it will be a non-event.

@mark94 The economy would have done as well or better if someone else was in office from 2017- 2019. @pistola Trump is a loser. He has made the quality of life in America suck. Strip clubs being closed and Covid-19 running rampant is what Donald Duck brought to the table. He shut the planes down from China but for many weeks after, as a Euro-centric turd, he let the planes from Europe fly in to the East Coast with the Covid-19 because he thinks the whites are better than the yellows. It is probably better living right now in almost any other country in earth. The American experience has made women expect to be paid for companionship and are ugly af like mildew melania. Trump's police state kill and terrorize random people for reasons such as skin color. Normal unpaid love relationships or pay for pussy is better in almost every country: Mexico, Canada, South America cantinas, European brothels, Austrian/German FKKs, Asian massage parlors, etc... Wednesday, January 20, Biden and Harris will make America great again. They'll tell Donald the loser that his nightmare show has been cancelled. They might give Donald Duck to Iran to face war crime charges or to New York to face fraud charges. Follies, Cheetah, Diamond Dolls, and Tootsies will be re-opened. The Trump aparatus will be dismantled. The football team can pass barron around.

In early 2017, when Donald Duck took office, the country was in great shape: real economic growth, strip clubs open, healthy environment. Duck man has destroyed the USA. Tax cuts for corporations and now debt is greater than GDP, strip clubs closed, and unhealthy environment with Americans divided and hate each other. I tend to support Republicans, but the country cannot take four more years of Trump. It is not good getting the black man on his knees and sucking the white cock. Period. Only black person with power is Jerome Adams and talks to him like he's a boy instead of a man. If you hate the USA, want the country to continue to deteriorate, and like sucking Duck's sick, go for it. By the way, it is pretty obvious that one or two idiots signed up for multiple accounts and gets a kick out of skewing the community's views by putting thumbs up and thumbs down for how it thinks. Your racist spokesperson is going to lose Florida and lose this election in a record breaking way: Biden will get over 400 electoral votes.

I like Yabba's posts, too. If the OP is black (like it shows in his avatar), I hope he remembers history. After World War II, we were horrified when we learned that Hitler got many Jews to kill other Jews. Hitler later killed those Jews, too. I hate to think what kind of Huxlian New World Order that mister law and order Hitler like firebrand would do if re-elected to put down BLM. In the name of law and order, Hitler got the gestapo to kill people just because of their ethnicity, race, and religion. Has anyone been charged in the murders of Atatiana Jefferson, Breonna Taylor, Ahmaud Arrbery, Daniel Prude, George Floyd, and Jacob Blake? No federal charges against the killers, but federal charges are being pursued against protestors. If pistola's man is re-elected and then escalates his law and order campaign, pistola might be persecuted for his skin color. Sad to think about.

@mike710 Since the clubs in Miami are closed, the Cubans seem to have come to Clearwater en masse. Most of the Cuban dancers are mechanical, transactional, and not intimate so Oz, DD, Atlantis, and Bare Assets have taken on bad traits. Allowing a club to fall under Cuban control is insuperable in many cases and is tantamount to problems related to Covid-19. Ask Papi Chulo for commentary on this issue. The two clubs in Pinellas County that I'd actually recommend at this point are Oasis and 4-Play in St. Pete. These are smaller clubs that have a nice variety of dancers with good mileage. Doctorevil had a nice report about two clubs in Pasco that are open and have nice-looking American dancers with good mileage: Vanity and The Vue. Shanny72 provided positive reports about Gold Club, and others have shout out Vixens Ybor Strip. Those clubs have been able to support an eclectic mix of dancer ethnic origins in the past but are very vulnerable to the Cuban invasion and might have fallen under the control of the Cuban dancers. Finally, the clubs near Westshore Blvd and Dale Mabry have staved off the Cuban invasion for now. However, those clubs have been afflicted by GPS, price inflation, prick management, and low mileage.

Lol. I am up there in age with shadowcat and 25 so I will not hold your youth and inexperience against you- a line used by the Gipper (Ronnie Reagan). I can call him Ronnie because I was doing my formative clubbing when he was the governor and later president. I might club in Clearwater, but Ive been to Jacksonville enough that I now how the white girls in their late 20s, early 30s operate. That parent bs is standard operating procedure for the white girls in JAX- the Redneck Riviera. I am jealous that you get dances with white girls. The fucking Cubans have literally invaded Clearwater. Before Covid-19, the Cubans already had a strong foothold at Atlantis, but they've taken over all my other fave clubs- Oz, Diamond Dolls, and Bare Assets up north in Pasco.

Just the newest stripper shit. All a lie to take your money ricky boi.

Clearwater, Florida: $10 admission, $5 beer, topless only but high mileage dances, fun and low pressure vibe. Tampa, Florida: $20 admission, $5 water (no alcohol served), nude but lower mileage dances and high pressure sales tactics and emphasis on make it rain and tip everyone in club.

Wow dr evil, the resident tuscl bathroom troll, put together four paragraphs without talking about the restrooms in strip clubs. Some observations about the OP (original poster): He stated he went to Vanity and got dances from "two different dancers, both of whom said they usually dance as Mons Venus in Tampa." The quality of Mons dancers has been down this year, especially since the re-opening after Covid-19, but I have a feeling this was ss (stripper shit), or a game that strippers play to extract money from their customers. I would suggest a PL re-read the review from flavored chlorine to know what to expect from a VIP at Vanity. Flavored basically said that the dancer walked out half way through his 30 minute VIP and the manager commandeered his phone- Rob practices that are not tolerated. Furthermore, the OP suggests that the quality of the dancers at Vanity was better than that at The Vue. The observations seem to vary by two standard deviations. I suggest that rick dugan break the tie and decide if the talent is better at Vanity or The Vue. Finally, the evil doctor compliments 2001, the notorious rip off clip joint whose modus operandi seems to rob the souls of all guests, dancers, and staff who step foot in their shit hole. At this point, I am thinking this jerk is trying to get a rise out of me. I havent stepped foot in that shit hole for at least a couple years, but I could run down the entertainer roster from A to Z and tell stories of the Robs: 1) Ahja- fake boobs bitch who started mid song of my dance = paid $5 to the bouncer and $30 to her and then she gave me a 1.5 minute air dance, 2) Anais- lousy attitude, foul mouthed ho who cant take no for an answer and doesn't understand that I wouldn't get a dance with her if she paid me, 3) Asia- mav (a customer) did two spaceships with her and proclaimed to everyone, "waste of time, waste of money" and never showed up again. Or tell stories about the staff Calla, Lisa, Morgan, Milo, Shayla creating awful customer service by doing activities like pestering for tips or cutting short my time in VIP when they were not tipped enough extra to what was agreed to with the dancer. Or the bouncers Bull, Mike, Nick, Stacey hitting me up for $5 or more to get a dance and then pestering the dancer when both of her feet were not on the ground. Or the DJs Chris, Hollywood, Shawn making annoying comments saying the customer was broke or broke back for not tipping the cow. Or the dirty looks from the managers Melissa, Phil, Todd when a dancer would sit with me for more than five minutes. The management directive seems to be to tell the dancer just ask for a dance, don't sit with the customer, and upsell the rip off spaceship or other VIP options. Trump has been the worst president in US history- worse than Carter. At this point, Trump is competing to be the worst world leader of all time. Maybe he can do one redeeming thing in the four years that has caused the US to wane as a world power and use eminent domain to shut down 2001 and erect a monument to honor BLM or possibly make a statue for Arthur McDuffie or Jesse Jackson.

When I first met you at Rachels day shift about 15 years ago, my knees were already giving out. After finishing up at the office, I would sit at the bar on one of the stools and listen to your stories while you smoked for about half an hour. But most of the time I would go over to one of the comfy chairs in the main room and buy shots for one of the dancers. You remember Rachels had a great day shift with pretty dancers, great food. At some point, we matriculated over to Cheetah WPB. In recent years, I moved to Siesta Key near Sarasota. A few days a week, my orderly drives me to some clubs for day shift in Clearwater or Fort Myers. I order drinks, get plastered, and smoke depending on the bar. I rarely do the Alligator Alley trip to So. Fla much anymore but I saw you at Cheetah WPB in 2018. Hopefully, papi and warrior take the L in 2020 with their man Donald Duck Trump. The person who is so proud of his German ancestry lost by a half a million votes in 2016. He casts crazy doubts about his enemies such as Obama and Harris not being eligible. Why because they're shvartzes? Only white males Pence, Mnuchin, Pompeo, Kudlow, Faucci, Kudlow, Navarro, Miller can have power? And, if he wins in 2020, will he try to put Trump Jr. in power for 2024- 2032?

Cant wait to do Crown Royal shots with 25 at Cheetah WPB, Rachels, or Monroes. Warrior15 was cool when he first joined Tuscl in 2016 and reviewed clubs on US-19. Now making weirder comments than minnow. 4th similarity is the protests & riots. 2020 George Floyd and Breonna Taylor inspired protests & riots. In 1980, Miami had the first riots in US history for the exclusive purpose of protesting police brutality against black people. Riots began after four white police officers were acquitted of killing an unarmed black motorist named Arthur McDuffie.

Is there a story why you stopped going to Scarlett's Ybor Strip?

Trump's nickname should be lame donald j duck president because in 5 months he can waddle off to mar-a-lago. New York or US AG might try to prosecute him using the Epstein case as a model.