bman77
      

Joined Sep 2005
Clubs: 11
Reviews: 37

Liquid lapdance review.

Last Comment: July 7, 2015

October 10, 2012 • Well, I recently took a chance on these liquid lapdance pants some folks have talked about on here in the past. There were some positives and negatives with them for me. They say the pants are designed to fit any size waste. I'm a 36 inch waste size and they felt a little tight, but maybe they can be stretched out. I think if your waste size is much higher than 44 or so you might have some problems, but maybe they make extra large sizes. The pants basically look like a bikini and have a big pouch in front to put your dick and possibly balls. Wasn't so sure if you are supposed to put your balls and dick in the pouch. I tried doing that and it felt a little cramped, was worried the dancer would crush my balls if they were stuck in the pouch, maybe that would work, but was afraid to try it that way, so I just left my dick in, with the balls hanging out. It worked pretty good. The The lube works well with the pouch as it slides very easily up and down your cock during the dance and feels really really good, that is definitely the biggest plus with these pants Another plus is you don't have that raw dick feeling after getting 3 or 4 dances with your pants or underwear rubbing up and down on your cock. Of course the pouch nicely prevents in leakage onto the dancer in event of an eruption which was also a big plus. The one downside I can see to these pants though is what happens if you get a girl that wants to put her hands down your pants and grab your cock. WTF will she think when she sees those crazy looking pants and the cock lubed up? lol. not sure how often I'll wear these, but again will say the dances did feel good with them on + the liquid lube on the cock.


bman77
      

Joined Sep 2005
Clubs: 11
Reviews: 37

October 10, 2012 • Meant to say waist, sorry about the spelling.


Alucard
      

Joined Jun 2002
Clubs: 22
Reviews: 52

October 10, 2012 • Liquid Pants?!?


motorhead
      

Joined Jun 2006
Clubs: 28
Reviews: 103

October 10, 2012 • Different strokes for different folks.


bman77
      

Joined Sep 2005
Clubs: 11
Reviews: 37

October 10, 2012 • the pouch is the same material used with rubber gloves, nice and thin, mix in the lube and you get liquid pants.


steve229
      

Joined Jan 2009
Clubs: 13
Reviews: 34

October 10, 2012
What this Liquid Lapdance product really needs is to get a spokesperson that could promote the hell out of it - someone infamous for coming in his pants, basically the "king" of pants cum as it were...if only we knew someone like that.


txtittyfan
      

Joined Jan 2009
Clubs: 21
Reviews: 69

October 10, 2012 • I never thought that I would ever read a TUSCL review of the Liquid Lapdance.


Estafador
      

Joined Jun 2012
Clubs: 9
Reviews: 9

October 10, 2012 • what the hell is liquidlapdance pants. Never heard of this shit in my life. Linkage bro. Looked it up on google and the site didn't help


TABB
      

Joined May 2011
Clubs: 13
Reviews: 30

October 10, 2012 • Wasn't this advertise a year and half ago?


joey2002
      

Joined Sep 2012
Clubs: 3
Reviews: 15

October 10, 2012 • What in the world!!! Liquidpants?? what else are they going to come up with?


shadowcat
      

Joined Dec 2001
Clubs: 32
Reviews: 199

October 10, 2012www.liquidlapdance.com/blogs/news/5796589-the-10-best-pants-to-wear-when-getting-a-lap-dance


gsv
      

Joined Mar 2011
Clubs: 19
Reviews: 34

October 11, 2012 • My main question is, unless the girl actually reaches into your parents, can she tell you're wearing this?


gsv
      

Joined Mar 2011
Clubs: 19
Reviews: 34

October 11, 2012 • ugh meant to say: reach into your pants*

lol


bman77
      

Joined Sep 2005
Clubs: 11
Reviews: 37

October 11, 2012 • They didnt notice with me. Have used them wsth about 6 dancers. Not a peep from any of them.


Lone_Wolf
      

Joined Sep 2012
Clubs: 9
Reviews: 17

October 11, 2012 • Did you nut each time your wore them? If so, how many songs in did it take? Thanks for the review.


jerikson40
      

Joined Oct 2010
Clubs: 19
Reviews: 68

October 11, 2012 • Thanks for the objective review. I'm reminded of the post in this forum by the inventor/owner of the product a year or so ago, asking for input, and in return the freakin' morons here gave him/her a royal reaming. The typical childish crap I've come to expect from many here.

Anyway, for those who are too manly, and macho, and too cool for this whole subject, just step back, okay?

Personally, I think it's freakin' brilliant. I've been on the fence about buying a pair for a very long time, only because in the high mileage clubs I go to, the dancers are usually spending a lot of time with their hands inside my shorts stroking me off.

However, I've started to realize that the brilliance of the idea is that it can pretty much ensure you have a great orgasm even in a relatively low mileage club. So it opens up a lot more possibilities in terms of getting off with hotter, lower mileage chicks, and not wasting time with unsuccessful lap dances.

Thanks for the review. BTW, where did you buy them?


bman77
      

Joined Sep 2005
Clubs: 11
Reviews: 37

October 11, 2012 • @Lone Wolf- Yes, have generally busted everytime. Came once after two dances, but usually takes three. There are some variables that come into play that can impact the time it takes to cum, such as how long the girl grinds on you without taking a break, but if you get a good dancer that grinds well and stays on your cock, I think cumming in 2-3 dances is realistic.
@jerikson- You can buy them at where else.www.liquidlapdance.com..lol..funny but true. They are reusable if washed with soap and warm water after use.
The pants can definitely enhance things in my view but as always it depends on the dancer too, if they suck and do airdances or kill your cock, it won't help you.
The only other thing I need to try is commando, but just afraid the dancers would get pissed if I came that way. even cumming with underwear on it leaks through some.


bman77
      

Joined Sep 2005
Clubs: 11
Reviews: 37

October 11, 2012 • @Lone Wolf- Yes, have generally busted everytime. Came once after two dances, but usually takes three. There are some variables that come into play that can impact the time it takes to cum, such as how long the girl grinds on you without taking a break, but if you get a good dancer that grinds well and stays on your cock, I think cumming in 2-3 dances is realistic.
@jerikson- You can buy them at where else.www.liquidlapdance.com..lol..funny but true. They are reusable if washed with soap and warm water after use.
The pants can definitely enhance things in my view but as always it depends on the dancer too, if they suck and do airdances or kill your cock, it won't help you.
The only other thing I need to try is commando, but just afraid the dancers would get pissed if I came that way. even cumming with underwear on it leaks through some.


Estafador
      

Joined Jun 2012
Clubs: 9
Reviews: 9

October 12, 2012 • a condom sounds cheaper and here's why. According to these pants, after the lube in the pants is all gone, you have to buy YOUR OWN LUBE (fortunately any lube will do, so that's up to you) so you're always paying to use a reusable (but seemingly more fufilling) condom. Where as a condom can come with lube insulated, and is generally cheaper than the pants+the constant resupply with lube. But then again I speak as a man who doesn't jerk off so (ever -_-), I NEVER buy lube as opposed to assuming that the many of you already do fap away thus already have lube in storage.


gsv
      

Joined Mar 2011
Clubs: 19
Reviews: 34

October 12, 2012 • Estafador, a strip clubber that never jerks off? That is interesting...


Estafador
      

Joined Jun 2012
Clubs: 9
Reviews: 9

October 12, 2012 • believe it bro. I don't jerk, wish I could get an extra just to say I did (in the club) though.


Heyitsme
      

Joined Jul 2011
Clubs: 0
Reviews: 0

October 31, 2014 • I have a simpler system. I wear a condom that is lubed on the inside and held on with a rubber band that is twisted in a figure eight shape with one loop under the balls and one around the base of the condom. I can cum easily. After trying different lubes I found the liquid ones tended to leak out, so now I use vaseline with a non latex condom. The FC2 female condom made of nitrile works well, is easy to put on and is very durable. I also wear King Style underwear with an open top to hold me in an erect position.


GACAclub
      

Joined Sep 2014
Clubs: 4
Reviews: 10

October 31, 2014 • Wow...you guys are into some elaborate NUT planning. ..lmao.


topmandd
      

Joined Nov 2010
Clubs: 37
Reviews: 68

July 7, 2015 • Isn't it all about the NUT - seriously someone needs to update this can't believe isn't more discussion. It's not bad but good gosh the guys at LL must have one huge set of nuts for their sizing because the pouch is mostly way too big. That being said fully agree the one downside is if you have a gal that's all hands - unsure of reaction. If you're a grower and not a shower, can't imagine a condom could work that well no matter what.

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