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last seen April, 2024
NJBalla
New York
If you bump into me in the street, play lotto guaranteed you will win
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2012
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United States
New Jersey
Bloomfield
Clancy's Pub
144 Broughton Ave Bloomfield, NJ 07003
As much fun as you can have in a club without morning after regrets
I stop by this place routinely again. The Latina parlor market isn't what it used to be and I dont have the time to research for guranteed fun. So I...
NJBalla
15 days ago
1
reviews
United States
New Jersey
Newark
George & I
631 Ferry St Newark, NJ 07105
Not as bad as reviews suggest, UTR spot for takeout
I have been to many clubs in NJ, but this was my first time here. Met some friends for dinner in ironbound and thought id stop in as this place....
NJBalla
6 days ago
6
reviews
United States
New Jersey
Hawthorne
Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub
105 Mohawk Ave Hawthorne, NJ 07506
Spent a total of 8 minutes in the bar
I have been to many NJ bars in my time and one of the things that I have learned over the years is to try some places I dismissed where...
NJBalla
2 months ago
0
reviews
United States
New Jersey
Hackensack
Riviera Lounge
310 Main St Hackensack, NJ 07601
Trainwreck theatre
Have a few friends who work here and decided to stop by. Never again. Its located in what appears to be the downtown area of hackensack. Like many areas in...
NJBalla
6 months ago
1
reviews
United States
New Jersey
Paterson
5th Ave. Sports Bar
138 5th Ave Paterson, NJ 07524
The New Bottoms Up....but with a touch of Class
First of all shame on you guys for not reviewing this place more. My guess is the drive through paterson to get here is scary for some or most dont...
NJBalla
3 months ago
0
discussions
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Hidden Provider Market
So I havent been on this site like I used to because I prefer the discrete and straight to the point atmosphere of latin parlor...
NJBalla
6 months ago
7
reviews
United States
New Jersey
Paterson
Johnny A's Hitching Post
95 Barclay St Paterson, NJ 07503
Meh
I rarely go to strip clubs anymore and Johnny A's was my Plan G or H for the day. In hindsight I should gone to the golf course or taken...
NJBalla
8 months ago
0
discussions
XXXV Gentleman's Club
XXXV Gentleman's Club
7090 NJ-35 Sayreville, NJ 08879
XXXV To reopen?
Hooray, clients who want to pay 5 dollars to pay 20 for entry, 10 dollar drink minimum, 25 per lapdance and dont forget to tip...
NJBalla
8 months ago
5
reviews
United States
New Jersey
Bloomfield
Clancy's Pub
144 Broughton Ave Bloomfield, NJ 07003
A Consistent Good Time
I unfortunately dont use club as much as I used to for reasons I can explain in private messages. But once a season when I get the itch I always...
NJBalla
a year ago
0
reviews
United States
New Jersey
Bloomfield
Clancy's Pub
144 Broughton Ave Bloomfield, NJ 07003
Good PG-13 Fun
I dont club as much as I used to, but I have made a few visits here in the past months and wanted to post a quick review to close...
NJBalla
a year ago
2
discussions
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Christmas Tipping?
Do any of you give your favs a little extra during the holidays? Do any expect it?...
NJBalla
a year ago
56
discussions
XXXV Gentleman's Club
XXXV Gentleman's Club
7090 NJ-35 Sayreville, NJ 08879
Charges dropped this week, Club can reopen
Interesting turn of events. It must smell like hell on there. They better pour bleach all over that place before they reopen https://www.tapinto.net/towns/raritan-bay/sections/law-and-justice/articles/club-35-hopes-to-reopen-in-sayreville...
NJBalla
7 months ago
0
reviews
United States
New Jersey
Linden
Taboo
2005 E Linden Ave Linden, NJ 07036
Good Spot Before Dropping Your Rental Car before a Flight
I came here to see a friend from another club who said she was leaving the country last month. Any other reason I wouldn't come. Not that I don't like...
NJBalla
10 months ago
0
discussions
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Anyone bring toys into the club?
Years ago I was surprised when a fav said she’d bring a vibrator into the club for one of our visits. We’d meet weekly and...
NJBalla
2 years ago
16
discussions
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Hot Tub Time Machine
If you had a time machine and could get a dance from your all time fav who stopped dancing 10 years, 10 months, or 10...
NJBalla
2 years ago
10
discussions
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Ex-N.J. strip club manager becomes fugitive after convicted in drugging, rape
At this point what NJ strip club manager is clean? Sheesh. https://www.nj.com/news/2022/07/ex-nj-strip-club-manager-becomes-fugitive-after-being-convicted-in-drugging-rape.html...
NJBalla
2 years ago
2
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Man sentenced for phony massage therapy certificates for prostitution businesses
https://www.nj.com/hunterdon/2022/07/man-sentenced-for-making-phony-massage-therapy-certificates-for-prostitution-businesses.html So wait you are telling me instead of going to strip clubs I could have been going to parlors this whole time? I kid I...
NJBalla
2 years ago
0
discussions
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LDK Theme Song
Now Ill go home and change.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY...
NJBalla
a year ago
9
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Another NJ Prostitution Bust
https://patch.com/new-jersey/secaucus/prostitution-cocaine-sales-continue-ajs-gogo-bar-say-secaucus-pd Sex in a NJ club? Im shocked! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjbPi00k_ME...
NJBalla
a year ago
20
discussions
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Johnny Depp’s Testimony Of Amber Heard Pooping In His Bed
This takes the line "No matter how beautiful she is, or how perfect she seems, someone somewhere is tired of her shit" to another level!...
NJBalla
2 years ago
50
discussions
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The Motto for Strip Clubs
https://twitter.com/samsbootydemon/status/1502740082985512961...
NJBalla
2 years ago
4
discussions
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Scared Straight: Strip Club Edition
I saw a review on here or another board that described the experience was so bad it made the PL appreciate his wife. Anyone have...
NJBalla
2 years ago
19
discussions
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Craziest thing a dancer has done to encourage you to get a dance?
I have had one give me a HOP HJ barside without breaking eye contact that broke me down. But what takes the cake in many...
NJBalla
a year ago
21
discussions
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Best Club Advertisement
A past favorite club of mine just set the bar for club ad. Shame lap dances dont really do it for me anymore https://www.instagram.com/p/Cta5JxhgepF/?hl=en...
NJBalla
10 months ago
5
discussions
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High Speed Chinese train station from above
all i can think while watching this "im watching Spice Tv without paying for it" if i made 3 of you chucked well worth it. https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1627241176305745921...
NJBalla
a year ago
4
discussions
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Strip Club Predictions for 2023?
Here's mine with an understanding that the 2023 economy will be rocky until late fall. 1.) Many sugarbabies will return to clubbing as thier whales can't...
NJBalla
a year ago
50
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Clubbing in recession vs thriving economy
I have gone to a few clubs in the past month and have been a little bummed out by the experience. Not that the girls...
NJBalla
2 years ago
45
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Another NJ Club Bites the Dust (Centerfolds) Murder?
https://www.nj.com/atlantic/2022/01/nj-nightclub-closes-amid-investigation-into-19-year-old-found-dead-after-leaving.html NJ is the only state where if a new cadillac stops on the shoulder of a bridge overpass you keep your eyes focused on the...
NJBalla
2 years ago
2
reviews
United States
New Jersey
Paterson
Johnny A's Hitching Post
95 Barclay St Paterson, NJ 07503
Checks off enough boxes
This may be my last or close to one of my last reviews on this site. Its been a ride but I'm its time. Anyways stopped by here recently as...
NJBalla
3 years ago
20
reviews
United States
New Jersey
Paterson
5th Ave. Sports Bar
138 5th Ave Paterson, NJ 07524
A riddle wrapped in a puzzle
There are a few clubs in NJ that I couldn't recommend, but I visit anyways. This is one of them. My first 2 visits here were 10 years ago, back...
NJBalla
3 years ago
4
discussions
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Life the Sanctions! aka Do You Want a Hot Puss Summer or Ukraine?
Hot take by one of the funniest comedians of our time. https://youtu.be/-ZVnE2Zv7X8?t=2251...
NJBalla
2 years ago
1
discussions
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Pizza/Sand-which Parties at Strip Clubs?
Im cringing as I create this topic because it screams of something that BTE would write, but perhaps its inflation but many clubs in NJ...
NJBalla
2 years ago
31
reviews
United States
New Jersey
Linden
Taboo
2005 E Linden Ave Linden, NJ 07036
One of the Few Good Clubs Left
Sighs, just when I was out, they pulled me back in.... So lets face it gents NJ clubs suck today. Gone are the good value, high mileage, beautiful options....
NJBalla
2 years ago
8
discussions
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N.J. strip club owners charged with money laundering, promoting prostitution
Wow this doesnt sound like a NJ club to me hehe. NJ is a few years from forcing guys to just secure OTC. https://www.nj.com/middlesex/2022/06/nj-strip-club-owners-charged-with-money-laundering-promoting-prostitution.html...
NJBalla
2 years ago
3
discussions
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RIP John MacAfee
John walked so we could run https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIY3JRephxM Recommend you watch this documentary as a tribute to the legend https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gringo:_The_Dangerous_Life_of_John_McAfee ...
NJBalla
3 years ago
17
reviews
United States
New Jersey
Paterson
Johnny A's Hitching Post
95 Barclay St Paterson, NJ 07503
Hottest Latinas in NJ
As I've told many people on this board im slowly winding down my clubbing and planning to retire by this fall. Johnny A's is one of my favorites to let...
NJBalla
3 years ago
2
discussions
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NJ Eviction Moratorium Lifted
Im not sure if this is happening in other states but the leniency for missing a rent payment got a little harder in NJ this...
NJBalla
2 years ago
15
discussions
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Cuffing Season 2021
For the single guys out there in colder regions, this time of the year usually involves more visits to the club as there are less...
NJBalla
3 years ago
6
discussions
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Has a Club or Girl Connected You to Your Screen Name
So with experience you will know that clubs have thier high times and low times. Well last winter one of my favorite spots had a...
NJBalla
2 years ago
28
reviews
United States
New Jersey
Bloomfield
Clancy's Pub
144 Broughton Ave Bloomfield, NJ 07003
Making a Run for Best Club in NJ Again
So, I've been pretty hard on this club in the past few months, but some PMs have given me advice and I started to visit at a different time. Im...
NJBalla
2 years ago
9
discussions
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Rate this Dance: Urban Meyer Edition
Surprised noone brought this up, you think he LDK'd? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TshbQa_qMMY...
NJBalla
3 years ago
21
discussions
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Body Count (Sexual Partners Exercise)
Now that football season is over I have a fun or maybe eye opening exercise for guys who like to frequent extras bars. Write down...
NJBalla
2 years ago
32
reviews
United States
New Jersey
Paterson
5th Ave. Sports Bar
138 5th Ave Paterson, NJ 07524
Not Optimal But They Are Trying thier Best
Spur of the moment visit for me. After Bottoms Up closed this place became one of top 3 options for no hassle, cost effective "dances" with above average latinas. I...
NJBalla
2 years ago
6
reviews
United States
New Jersey
Paterson
Marcet Cafe Gentlemen's Club
1011 Market St Paterson, NJ 07513
Served its purpose
NJ after COVID has been a shit show if you preference is latinas. Gone are the days of Cabaret, Bottoms Up, and economical visits at VIPs. However, I have had...
NJBalla
3 years ago
4
discussions
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Dancer Preference Depending on your Physical and Mental State
Random question: But do you guys prefer to see 8s and 9s when you are happier, eating healthier, and "have your shit together". But when...
NJBalla
2 years ago
20
discussions
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Rate this Dance
"Apparently United Airlines doesn't properly train their employees. You never lead with a right, he should be working off the jab, hands up, chin...
NJBalla
2 years ago
10
discussions
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Bigger Sin? Clubbing on Easter or Christmas?
While I havent clubbed on either day, I do wonder what clubbing on easter would feel like....
NJBalla
3 years ago
25
reviews
United States
New Jersey
Laurence Harbor
The Go-Go Rama
Hwy 35 & Laurence Pkwy Laurence Harbor, NJ 08879
Despite the Restrictions Its One of the Best Bargains Out There
So i've cut back on the amount of times I club or also the places I go to. I barely have time to go out and it seems many clubs...
NJBalla
3 years ago
7
discussions
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NJ Strip Clubs open till 2 am
Never was a late clubber, but glad there is no more rushing after work...
NJBalla
3 years ago
3
reviews
United States
New Jersey
Manville
Delilah's Den
22 Washington Ave Manville, NJ 08835
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king
There hasnt been a lot of intel on NJ clubs as of recent. And with closures, varying restrictions, and fluxes in talent I have found myself limiting my selection of...
NJBalla
3 years ago
5
discussions
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SJG Update
So whats the latest on SJG? Has not using TUSCL for almost a year broken him or is he quickly working his way up the...
NJBalla
3 years ago
16
discussions
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NJ Clubs
So Im not a VIP member since I haven't clubbed since lockdown in MArch, but I have noticed a flurry of reviews for clubs in...
NJBalla
4 years ago
10
discussions
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Reasons #8 A dancer doesnt return your text
I suspect a lot of guys who are foregoing thier month long vacation are spending their money like this. Is this someone from the board? https://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh6R9e8uR8pYZ6n636...
NJBalla
4 years ago
3
reviews
United States
New Jersey
Bloomfield
Clancy's Pub
144 Broughton Ave Bloomfield, NJ 07003
Smart move to use this as plan B (Pt 2)
When I walked into Clancys that Friday night it was easily 25 guys for 6 girls. Now my first thought was wow this was a sausage fest, but these girls...
NJBalla
3 years ago
3
discussions
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Clubbing in rough weather
I think I posed this question some years back, but the "snowstorm" we have in the northeast made me smirk. 3-5 inches during a pandemic...
NJBalla
2 years ago
14
discussions
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Brothel offers free sex ‘session’ to patrons who get COVID vaxx on-site
https://nypost.com/2021/11/09/brothel-offers-vaccinations-and-free-sexual-session-in-bold-incentive-program/ But do they give you treatment for the herpes?...
NJBalla
2 years ago
2
discussions
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Shutdown forcing Strippers to change professions?
I live in an area where strip clubs have been closed for 3 months and wont reopen for the foreseeable future. Has anyone with stripper...
NJBalla
4 years ago
26
reviews
United States
New Jersey
Linden
Taboo
2005 E Linden Ave Linden, NJ 07036
Served its purpose
I have been in the game for some time and this was my first time at this place. I dont know what it is, but rahway, Elizabeth, and linden clubs...
NJBalla
3 years ago
2
discussions
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Longest you have driven to a strip club
i havent been clubbing much since COVID but interested to know if anyone took a road trip to relieve the stress. The longest drive Ive...
NJBalla
4 years ago
51
discussions
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The Coldest Winter
I was just reminded this weekend that summer is coming to a close. Which I completely forgot as this year has blended together. This winter...
NJBalla
4 years ago
6
discussions
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Properly run club marketing
In a perfect world every club would have a page like this. Understand discretion is key but always impressed when a club does this....
NJBalla
3 years ago
5
reviews
United States
New Jersey
Bloomfield
Clancy's Pub
144 Broughton Ave Bloomfield, NJ 07003
Miss the Glory Days
Clancys used to be one of my mainstays back in the day. So much that I was part of the furniture. You cant beat the allure of Brazilian women. Drop...
NJBalla
4 years ago
2
reviews
United States
New Jersey
Paterson
Hi Beams Lounge
182 Getty Ave Paterson, NJ 07503
Im getting too old for this shi*t
Hard day of work and felt a strong need to get the poison out. Read about the extras at this place and decided it was worth the 45 min drive....
NJBalla
3 years ago
1
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10 pm NJ Strip Club Curfew
https://www.nj.com/coronavirus/2020/11/nj-bars-restaurants-must-close-indoor-service-by-10-pm-under-new-covid-19-restrictions-gov-murphy-to-announce.html Im usually on my way home by then so it wont hurt me. This does intrigue me though. My experience is girls who work from...
NJBalla
3 years ago
13
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ShowPlace Dover, NJ Up for Sale
Anyone got a spare million? If those walls could talk. I will never forget the smell https://www.loopnet.com/Listing/347-S-Salem-St-Dover-NJ/21653422/...
NJBalla
3 years ago
3
discussions
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TOFTT New Jersey
So it seems like everyone is like me, playing it cautious and visiting a few clubs for the best return on investment during COVID. I've...
NJBalla
4 years ago
8
discussions
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Condom of Choice
What are the condoms of choice for you guys. For years I only used lifestyle because it was reputable. I once thought about getting flavored...
NJBalla
3 years ago
21
discussions
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Speakeasy Season (NYC and NJ)
Im not sure if those outside our the NYC and NJ know, but strip clubs have been for the most part shut down since March....
NJBalla
4 years ago
5
reviews
United States
New Jersey
Paterson
5th Ave. Sports Bar
138 5th Ave Paterson, NJ 07524
I could have made it more fun, but im getting to old for this sh*t
It was a Friday night and I was in the mood for some Brazilian. Had some fun with one of my favs here right when this place operated as a...
NJBalla
3 years ago
6
discussions
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NJ IS BACK THIS FRIDAY
Indoor dining opens on Friday aka Strips clubs are back in session. I will be there with my phone to record numbers before the second...
NJBalla
4 years ago
20
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Drink of Choice if you make over a visit per week, for an hour or more
Not sure if its been asked, but for the seasoned professionals of us what is your go to drink. Ive learned most guys over the...
NJBalla
3 years ago
26
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NY, NJ, CT Jointly Ban Crowds Over 50, Dining Out, Gyms
https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/coronavirus/no-schools-no-dine-in-nyc-shuts-down-to-combat-coronavirus-nj-may-be-next/2328651/ Gotta love politicians, life is easy when you have a fully stocked pantry and gym in your house. At this point Im hoping we shut...
NJBalla
4 years ago
9
discussions
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Daily Reviews Number Dropped
Seems like the review section took a hit. Wonder what happened?...
NJBalla
4 years ago
26
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Day 166 of Quarantine: Watching ASMR videos
This is #4 on trending. Why am I sharing it? So you feel my pain. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBRihNZGzA0 ...
NJBalla
4 years ago
1
discussions
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AMP Intel
Like all I was operating under the assumption that all AMPs were closed during the crisis, but I just clicked on one of the few...
NJBalla
4 years ago
5
discussions
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RIP Adam Schlesinger of Fountains of Wayne
Fountains of Wayne - Stacy's Mom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4...
NJBalla
4 years ago
12
discussions
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Jacksonville beaches reopen in Florida as states begin easing stay-at-home
Hmmm sounds Florida may be the first to reopen clubs. Wouldnt be surprised if out of staters start to vist...
NJBalla
4 years ago
59
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Walmart will limit customers and create one-way traffic inside its stores
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/walmart-will-limit-customers-create-one-way-traffic-inside-its-n1176461 I highly recommend shopping at Target or smaller stores at this time. Thier strategy was a logistical mess and created longer lines than normal....
NJBalla
4 years ago
9
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OT: Fashion show for those missing sitting near the stage
Love it, these girls arent the typical models, but the ones you'd see stripping after no magazine picked them up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2ZE-kf5p2c&feature=emb_title...
NJBalla
4 years ago
4
discussions
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Reason Dancers May Be Ignoring Your Texts
So I havent been on as much as I have, but I have noticed a trend where a lot of dancers are not responding to...
NJBalla
4 years ago
38
discussions
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Dan Bilzerian: I can’t pay girls for sex anymore
Kind of proud that COVID broke a potential Navy Seal, but not me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7LR2OMD-3Q...
NJBalla
4 years ago
24
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Perp breaks into Strip Club to see if any girls were inside
Heard he was armed with 10 $20s and 50 $1s https://www.facebook.com/club35nj/photos/rpp.384703488223969/3320158694678419/?type=3&theater...
NJBalla
4 years ago
2
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Broke Tenants say landlords are asking for sex
I thought this only happened in bad pornos. https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/1250563520573267968...
NJBalla
4 years ago
17
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OT: Robert Kelly the burn victim comic on Opie and Anthony
A classic that I would play on the way home from clubbing when times were good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe8rBQz4N-M...
NJBalla
4 years ago
0
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Rate this dance
Now most strip club videos on this site scream fake, but sans pulling your dick and having sex bare it does feel close to a...
NJBalla
3 years ago
6
reviews
United States
New Jersey
Keansburg
Delilah's Den Of Hazlet
417 S Laurel Ave Keansburg, NJ 07734
Felt good to return to Normalcy
Im back baby! So after months of overpaying for OTC and going to latin massage parlors, and wait for it.............. dating I decided to dip my feet into my preferred...
NJBalla
4 years ago
1
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Trump wants to reopen economy by Easter
I hope we stick to this. I believe these viruses will be the norm in the future and we cant hide in our houses...
NJBalla
4 years ago
61
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Clothing changes due to COVID
A fun exercise the next time you go out. Count the amount of women you see in Jeans. It used to be 70% and now...
NJBalla
4 years ago
9
discussions
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HK Gentlemens Club
Another thread inspired me to look into HK gentlemen's clubs website. The talent is very impressive. I had the terrible stereotype that a Mexican...
NJBalla
4 years ago
13
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COVID causes Rise in Divorce Rate and Domestic Abuse
Who knew being stuck with your wife 24/7 would cause this? China Divorce Rate https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-31/divorces-spike-in-china-after-coronavirus-quarantines Domestic Abuse https://www.france24.com/en/20200330-france-to-put-domestic-violence-victims-in-hotels-as-numbers-soar-under-coronavirus-lockdown...
NJBalla
4 years ago
18
discussions
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Tiger King on Netflix
Looking for a good docuseries to pass the time? I recommend Tiger King on Netflix. This might be the best documentary of the year if...
NJBalla
4 years ago
16
discussions
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90 day fiance
On topics of things to watch this season of 90 day fiance seems to be popular. After watching this clip I may give it a...
NJBalla
4 years ago
6
discussions
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Car Insurance Rebates
Many auto insurers are returning 25% of premiums for April and May . Makes sense as the majority of the nation isn't driving. If your...
NJBalla
4 years ago
29
discussions
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SJG Update
In all the hoopla among this year its easy to forget a fallen and forgotten comrade. Any updates on SJG? I hope he used all...
NJBalla
4 years ago
15
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Miami is the New Epicenter
https://patch.com/florida/sarasota/medical-expert-calls-miami-new-world-epicenter-12-624-more-cases I follow a lot of NY/NJ dancers on Instagram and was puzzled that they all spent 4th of july weekend throwing boat parties and...
NJBalla
4 years ago
80
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Rate this dance: Brinn Nicole
I keep tossing dollars at my screen but she wont take them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq0N4S7WZKM...
NJBalla
4 years ago
10