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last seen April, 2024
SimonBelmont
Florida
Vampire Slayer
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2018
4
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2019
8
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2020
1
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2021
2
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2022
3
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2023
4
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2024
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reviews
United States
Florida
West Palm Beach
Monroe's Of Palm Beach
1000 N Congress Ave West Palm Beach, FL 33409
The Golden Pussy Syndrome Club
Intro Being from Miami, the travel to WPB is a long drive but I was able to get a Saturday night off and decided to do a better “inspection” of the...
SimonBelmont
10 months ago
1
reviews
United States
Florida
Doral
Pink Pony
7971 NW 33rd St Doral, FL 33122
This Pony has a New Saddle to Ride on but No One is Riding
Intro This club, much like Tootsies, is a converted warehouse turned SC. Pink Pony is tucked in an industrial area near Doral. The club has 2 floors, with stairs...
SimonBelmont
6 months ago
1
reviews
United States
Florida
Miami
Stir Crazy Showgirls
12425 S Dixie Hwy Miami, FL 33156
Returning to be Stirred
Intro This club is like a retro 80’s type spot complete with that old cube deco glass at the front and where the dances take place. Inside you will see...
SimonBelmont
13 days ago
0
reviews
United States
Florida
Miami
Tootsie's Cabaret
150 NW 183rd St Miami, FL 33169
Trying Old Toots During the Day for Once
Intro Having gone to Toots for over a decade, I decided to finally try an early afternoon to see if Old Toots had a better offering than the stale and mercenary...
SimonBelmont
a year ago
3
reviews
United States
Florida
Miami
E11EVEN
29 NE 11th St Miami, FL 33132
Battle of the Big Sister vs the Little Sister
Intro I recently posted a review of Gold Rush and this review of E11even will be a comparison of the two clubs because these sister clubs now, more than ever before,...
SimonBelmont
2 years ago
5
reviews
United States
Florida
Hallandale Beach
Scarlett's Cabaret
2920 SW 30th Ave Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
Easing Back to Monger Life!
Wanted to slowly wade back into the fray and couldn’t think of a better place to take it all back in than Scarlett’s. Fully vaxed up and given the...
SimonBelmont
3 years ago
3
reviews
United States
Florida
Davie
Vixens Cabaret
3050 Burris Rd. Davie, FL 33314
A Night of Play at Club Vixens
Intro Vixens and Scarlets at one point in time were sister clubs sharing very similar formats, albeit with different club themes. Scarlets has long been a destination party club, whereas...
SimonBelmont
4 years ago
1
reviews
United States
Florida
Miami
Stir Crazy Showgirls
12425 S Dixie Hwy Miami, FL 33156
Pleasantly Surprised but only because I Checked Expectations at the Door
Intro Okay, Stir Crazy might be the next best option for SC in South Miami outside of Playmates, but that doesn’t mean this club is anywhere close to the level of...
SimonBelmont
5 years ago
3
reviews
United States
Florida
Pompano Beach
Cheetah Pompano
497 NW 31st Ave Pompano Beach, FL 33069
Was About Ready to Give Up on the Place Until…..
Intro Ok, this place is not at the top of my list, but apparently is for many people who frequent the Pompano Triangle. For me, Cheetah Pomp is my...
SimonBelmont
2 years ago
1
reviews
United States
Florida
Pompano Beach
Solid Gold
1350 SW 2nd St Pompano Beach, FL 33069
Solid Gold - Where the Star of the Show is the Building!
Intro Right of the bat, the club is tucked away in an industrial area in Pompano. It’s right off of I-95 and Atlantic Ave and once you go under the...
SimonBelmont
5 years ago
2
reviews
United States
Florida
Miami
Gold Rush Cabaret
7770 Biscayne Blvd Miami, FL 33138
Like E11even Miami but it’s not!
Went to Gold Rush recently and boy is the spot nice and pretty! Let’s start with the entrance first shall we......parking is an absolute disgrace! $15 for...
SimonBelmont
6 years ago
5
reviews
United States
Florida
Pompano Beach
Booby Trap
2840 Hammondville Rd Pompano Beach, FL 33069
Giving BT Pompano a shot!
Intro Booby Trap is located near other SC establishments located in the Pompano area such a Diamond Dolls, Solid Gold, and Cheetah Pompano. From the outside the facility looks like...
SimonBelmont
4 years ago
1
reviews
United States
Florida
Pompano Beach
Diamond Dolls
1401 N Powerline Rd Pompano Beach, FL 33069
There is no Gold Standard at this club because it’s the Diamond Standard!
There is no Gold Standard in this club because it’s the Diamond Standard! This club is without a shadow of a doubt the best spot in South Florida bar none! ...
SimonBelmont
5 years ago
6
reviews
United States
Florida
West Palm Beach
Monroe's Of Palm Beach
1000 N Congress Ave West Palm Beach, FL 33409
First Time in WPM Monroe’s and Ran into Someone Famous in the Industry!
Intro Having pretty much explored all the notable strip spots in South Florida, I decided to make a one night trek to an area I had yet to explore. Having...
SimonBelmont
a year ago
2
reviews
United States
Florida
North Miami Beach
Deans Gold
2355 NE 163rd St North Miami Beach, FL 33160
Paying Respects to an Old Spot!
Well, Deans Gold is one of Simon Belmont’s old spots and decided I was in the mood to revisit a place I had not been to in awhile to see...
SimonBelmont
6 years ago
4
reviews
United States
Florida
Miami
E11EVEN
29 NE 11th St Miami, FL 33132
The Identity Crisis SC!
Intro E11Even is located on 11st in the middle of the old downtown night club sector of Miami adjacent to Club Space. In the old days, prior to the renovations,...
SimonBelmont
5 years ago
8
reviews
United States
Florida
Miami
Gold Rush Cabaret
7770 Biscayne Blvd Miami, FL 33138
So….The Rumors are Indeed True! Meow!
Intro This club has had a long history to say the least. The current building that is now Club E11even was actually the original Gold Rush club back in the...
SimonBelmont
2 years ago
4
reviews
United States
Florida
Hallandale Beach
Scarlett's Cabaret
2920 SW 30th Ave Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
The Flashy Party Club Where you Get so Little for the $$$!
Intro Scarlett’s has been a mainstay SC in the north area of Miami. It’s located right off the highway in an old strip mall area in Hallandale. Parking here...
SimonBelmont
5 years ago
5
reviews
United States
Florida
Pompano Beach
Booby Trap
2840 Hammondville Rd Pompano Beach, FL 33069
Booby Trap Taking Names and Kicking Ass….But Buyer’s Beware!
Club Arrival and Amenities BT Pompano is down the street from Cheetah and a stones throw away from Diamond Dolls. This review is for Wednesday of this week. ...
SimonBelmont
3 years ago
18
reviews
United States
Florida
Miami
Playmates Club
3875 Shipping Ave Miami, FL 33146
An Old Faithful in the Gables
Ok.....here goes! This club has a long history but is in the process of being renovated. Parking is definitely an issue since you don’t want the risk of having your...
SimonBelmont
6 years ago
1
reviews
United States
Florida
Sunrise
Goldfinger Gentlemen's Club
3801 N University Dr Sunrise, FL 33351
What a waste of a place!
In my quest to tour all the spots in South FL, I decided to hit Goldfinger instead of the close by Club Play that I usually frequent to change things...
SimonBelmont
5 years ago
2
reviews
United States
Florida
Miami
Tootsie's Cabaret
150 NW 183rd St Miami, FL 33169
How far the mighty has fallen!
Ok......long time patron of this club but deserted the place due to Simon Belmont’s exploration of the Pompano area clubs that are now clearly superior! Intro Toot is the BJs Supermax club...
SimonBelmont
5 years ago
3
reviews
United States
Florida
Pompano Beach
Cheetah Pompano
497 NW 31st Ave Pompano Beach, FL 33069
A Stalwart Club in the Pompano Triangle!
Intro The sister club to Cheetah Hallandale, the Pompano venue is located farther down than Solid Gold, Pompano BT, and Diamond Doll. All these clubs are probably 5-10 minutes...
SimonBelmont
5 years ago
1