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last seen April, 2024
SalaoLikeSantiago
I know that you're young and inexperienced; but you can trust me to be sensitive and understanding. Now, here, have more tequila.
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2021
11
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2022
5
1
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2023
7
3
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2024
5
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28
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discussions
Front Room
Canadian Spas, Tijuana, and FKKs are Better than Indy Escorts
Many escorts want so much personal screening information. In return, so many are 20 years older than their pictures, 40 pounds heavier than their pictures,...
SalaoLikeSantiago
2 months ago
6
reviews
United States
Colorado
Denver
Players Club
6710 N. Federal Blvd Denver, CO 80221
Part of the Formation of the Rocky Mountains Was from Volcanic Eruptions
Definitely noticed the change in neighborhood driving up Federal to the Players Club from Shotgun Willies. I pulled into a gravel parking lot on the side of the club, parked...
SalaoLikeSantiago
3 months ago
0
reviews
United States
Pennsylvania
Spring City
Hidden Gem Club
458 S Main St Spring City, PA 19475
Hidden Gem - a diamond in the rough
I'm not sure how the little village of Spring City ended up with this club, and with one of the most notorious (for good reasons) AMPs of the region. Hidden...
SalaoLikeSantiago
19 days ago
0
reviews
United States
Pennsylvania
Erie
Partners Tavern
4712 E Lake Rd Erie, PA 16511
"She did a good job." WTF? LOL!
Partner's Tavern is right on Rte 5 a little East of Erie. It's supposedly open from 9p-2a (except a matinee session on Fridays), so I arrived at 9:30p and parked...
SalaoLikeSantiago
20 days ago
1
reviews
United States
Colorado
Glendale
Shotgun Willie's
490 S Colorado Blvd Glendale, CO 80246
Calling "Shotgun" for the Ride to the Player's Club
First time to a Denver area club. Took me about 30 minutes from the Denver airport car rental center. I hate valet parking, and I couldn't remember what I read...
SalaoLikeSantiago
3 months ago
0
reviews
United States
Texas
San Antonio
Tiffany's Cabaret
8736 Wurzbach Rd San Antonio, TX 78240
Fat Tuesday Celebration - maybe they took that a little too literally
Changed up my plans of making a return trip to Perfect Ten and instead decided to check out Tiffany's Cabaret for their Tuesday night $5 dance special. Maybe one...
SalaoLikeSantiago
a year ago
1
reviews
United States
Maine
Portland
Rick's Cabaret
200 Riverside St Portland, ME 04103
Friendly People, and One Hot Dancer, Make for a Decent Afternoon
Flew into Portland Jetport and had some time to kill before venturing to Maine's great white north. Was only about a 10 minute drive with my rental car. Got there...
SalaoLikeSantiago
3 months ago
0
reviews
United States
Illinois
Elk Grove Village
Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
I needed to discover if heavenly bodies could be tempted into sin
I set my Uber destination as the Korner House Bar, across the street, so that I didn't have to engage my driver in a discussion about my strip club habit,...
SalaoLikeSantiago
a year ago
0
discussions
Front Room
Sorting Through Denver
Hey fellow PLs, love some advice on the Denver area. Have read lots of reviews and they didn't settle things for me. Seems to be...
SalaoLikeSantiago
6 months ago
1
reviews
Mexico
Baja California
Tijuana
Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club
Calle Coahuila 2009 Zona Nte., Tijuana, B.C. Mexico
Better than Epcot - Hong Kong, Chicago, and a Tropical Paradise All Together
Drove my rental car to the San Ysidro border, parked, and walked across Ped East with no line. Walked to the giant arch on Revolucion then went to a nice...
SalaoLikeSantiago
a year ago
5
reviews
United States
Pennsylvania
Philadelphia
Cheerleaders Philadelphia
2740 S Front St Philadelphia, PA 19148
2fer Tuesdays: I Guess You Get What You Pay For
My two active OTC friends are traveling, but I had the itch so I went to Cheerleaders. Tuesdays are advertised as 2 for $25 lap dances until midnight. Pulled in...
SalaoLikeSantiago
2 years ago
7
discussions
Front Room
Alaska During Short Days and Long Nights
There's not much recent review of the Anchorage club scene (I hope to boost that soon), and the existing reviews suggest limited mileage inside the...
SalaoLikeSantiago
3 months ago
2
reviews
United States
Pennsylvania
Spring City
Hidden Gem Club
458 S Main St Spring City, PA 19475
Wish Baby Dolls Was My Neighborhood Bar
The first thing that comes to mind when driving up to Baby Dolls is, "who thought to put a strip club here?" This is a neighborhood bar in a little...
SalaoLikeSantiago
3 years ago
1
reviews
United States
Pennsylvania
Philadelphia
Cheerleaders Philadelphia
2740 S Front St Philadelphia, PA 19148
The Visit That Changed Everything for Me
After reading Grumpy's "best and worst of times" review (see below), a lightbulb went off. I realized that I had been approaching this club wrong. I decided to check out...
SalaoLikeSantiago
3 years ago
7
reviews
United States
Pennsylvania
Philadelphia
Cheerleaders Philadelphia
2740 S Front St Philadelphia, PA 19148
First Post-Reno Visit
This was my first trip back to Cheerleaders since the renovation that had the oft-mentioned tent in the parking lot. It was Thursday evening, during an Eagles preseason game. I...
SalaoLikeSantiago
8 months ago
2
discussions
Front Room
Sharing My Problem with Drug Addiction
I need to reach out and tell people that I'm addicted to the drug Viagra. Don't worry about me - I'll be OK. But, my...
SalaoLikeSantiago
3 years ago
6
discussions
Front Room
Playa del Carmen intell?
I have a business trip to Playa del Carmen coming up and don't see any recent reviews on the boards. Info on other parts of...
SalaoLikeSantiago
2 years ago
11
reviews
United States
Pennsylvania
Philadelphia
Cheerleaders Philadelphia
2740 S Front St Philadelphia, PA 19148
This Tuesday was a Hit (even if the Phillies' bats were cold)
This club offers a "Two-for-TwentyFive" lap dance special on Tuesday evenings, which has been hit-or-miss for me. Thought I'd drop an updated review. If you want to learn a little bit...
SalaoLikeSantiago
2 years ago
3
reviews
United States
Pennsylvania
Horsham
Double Visions
1138 Easton Rd Horsham, PA 19044
My Double Vision Gets the Best of Me
Made my first venture to Double Visions in a decade on a weekday night after a game. Easy to find and access off Easton Rd, with a one-way driveway and...
SalaoLikeSantiago
7 months ago
1
reviews
United States
New Jersey
Burlington
Playhouse Lounge
1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016
My First-Ever Visit to the Fabled Playhouse
TUSCL reviews planted the idea in my heads that I should finally checkout the Playhouse dayshift. It is a holiday weekend after all! Got there at about 12:45 on Friday...
SalaoLikeSantiago
3 years ago
6
reviews
United States
Louisiana
New Orleans
The Penthouse Club - New Orleans
727 Iberville St New Orleans, LA 70130
No Letter to Penthouse Forums for Me This Trip - But Better Than Expected
I had made one trip to the Penthouse Club many years ago, before I'd developed my SC game, and had a good time. After reading reviews before making this trip...
SalaoLikeSantiago
2 years ago
2
reviews
United States
Texas
San Antonio
Perfect Ten
111 NW Loop 410 San Antonio, Texas 78216
More like Imperfect Sixes
My plane arrived at San Antonio airport, I picked up a car, and I decided no better time to start checking out the cultural attractions of the area. P10 was...
SalaoLikeSantiago
a year ago
1
reviews
United States
Pennsylvania
Philadelphia
Oasis
6798 Essington Ave Philadelphia, PA 19153
Why do I keep trying?
Once upon a time, this used to be a club I liked. There used to be, reliably, two types of dancers that worked here. The first, cute baby strippers learning...
SalaoLikeSantiago
3 years ago
1
reviews
United States
Pennsylvania
Philadelphia
Cheerleaders Philadelphia
2740 S Front St Philadelphia, PA 19148
Didn't Expect to Run Into Bon Jovi Here
I don't know why I keep trying, but I went to Oasis from the airport on a Thursday evening. Didn't see a single dancer I wanted to engage, so left...
SalaoLikeSantiago
3 years ago
5
reviews
United States
Connecticut
Tolland
Electric Blue Cafe
62 Merrow Rd Tolland, CT 06084
Quick Pit Stop at Electric Blue
I usually try to drive through Connecticut as fast as I can. While careening up I-84 I noticed a conspicuously lit up building off to the side of the highway,...
SalaoLikeSantiago
2 years ago
1
reviews
United States
Pennsylvania
Philadelphia
Oasis
6798 Essington Ave Philadelphia, PA 19153
More of a Puddle than an Oasis
After seeing a couple of recent positive reviews I decided to give The Oasis another try... The club is easy to access being near the airport across from several large car...
SalaoLikeSantiago
a year ago
8
reviews
United States
New Jersey
Burlington
Playhouse Lounge
1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016
Which way to the beach? (Don't forget the lotion.)
Was heading, as we say in Philly, "down the shore" for a week of vacation, and decided to take a route that would conveniently drive me by the Playhouse. Easy...
SalaoLikeSantiago
3 years ago
4
reviews
United States
Maine
Jay
Hour Place
1158 Main St Jay, ME 04239
The Jay Ballet
If David Lynch was going to make a movie about a strip club I think maybe this is the caricature he might fantasize. This club is pretty easy to find: drive...
SalaoLikeSantiago
2 years ago
2
reviews
United States
Pennsylvania
Philadelphia
Club Risque Philadelphia
1700 S Christopher Columbus Blvd Philadelphia, PA 19148
Busy night at Risque. What pandemic?
The Philadelphia version of Club Risque is down on Columbus Boulevard near the Delaware River. There is some parking right next to the building, and a free, monitored lot across...
SalaoLikeSantiago
3 years ago
4
reviews
United States
Pennsylvania
Philadelphia
Oasis
6798 Essington Ave Philadelphia, PA 19153
A Winter Afternoon Oasis
Felt a sudden need to get out of the house and go talk to some friendly women. Picked Oasis because I hadn't been since it changed ownership (same owner, now,...
SalaoLikeSantiago
3 years ago
4
reviews
United States
Pennsylvania
Philadelphia
Cheerleaders Philadelphia
2740 S Front St Philadelphia, PA 19148
Saturday Night Crunch Time
I found myself in downtown Philadelphia at midnight on a Saturday. I don't usually love the Saturday night club scene, but it had been way too long since I'd had...
SalaoLikeSantiago
2 years ago
4
reviews
United States
Pennsylvania
Philadelphia
Club Risque Philadelphia
1700 S Christopher Columbus Blvd Philadelphia, PA 19148
Pre-Gaming the Main Event: A Fun Evening at Club Risque
Club Risque is easy to access off of I-95, onto Columbus Blvd/Delaware Ave, near the Delaware River in Philadelphia. There's free parking next to the building, and overflow parking in...
SalaoLikeSantiago
2 years ago
2
discussions
TJ Mongers
Question re: Dealing with Meseros
I have never been to the Zona Norte but am considering checking it out. I have been reading so many frustrations with the meseros at HK....
SalaoLikeSantiago
a year ago
7
discussions
Front Room
San Antonio Men's Club Closed???
Anybody with intel? Maybe people were having too much fun before I got a chance to visit. I hope this doesn't have a ripple effect...
SalaoLikeSantiago
a year ago
2
reviews
United States
Pennsylvania
Philadelphia
Penns Port Pub
1920 S Columbus Blvd Philadelphia, PA 19148
Would be a hoot to see this on Guy Fieri's Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives
I had never been to the Penns Port Pub, but driving by the siren's call made it irresistible. This Pub sits on Columbus Blvd / Delaware Ave along the Delaware River...
SalaoLikeSantiago
2 years ago
3