I bet he just wrote the kind of stuff groundskeeper Willie on the Simpsons would say:
https://www.engadget.com/scots-wiki…I know a way for this young hairless ape to become a valued member of society. He is now old enough to review strip clubs. Let’s encourage him to start posting here. I mean really, he probably makes more sense than Skifredo. ROAR!!!
Anyway, I bet he goes on to do some impressive things.