Comments by Context22

As a white dude I honestly prefer Latina and black dancers usually. I do have a no fatties rule though. The one instance where I was accused not wanting to get dances from a black dancer was funny. After the dancer made her insinuation I kindly informed her I had just spent 30 minutes in a VIP with her friend who was black.

If you tip the manager she me might let you keep a copy for your own private viewing.

Friday was decent but not as good as last years.

Well shit, I must have just missed out on Lux. I left around 2:30 and went to sugars, only to find more disappointment with the part time streetwalkers that work there.

What kind of buttfuckery is this

It’s the Lux with lots of tattoos, formally called Alchemy, L’am and Top Shelf. She’s cool, very nice dancer and a hell of a lot of fun.

I’ve found it to be quite the opposite as of late, definitely a buyers market.

^just slide it to the side

If it was Faith she would have shown you a good time.

^That she is. She’s definitely not shy about taking advantage of easy access when you wearing shorts during a LD.

Zero fucks

The snow that came from pandoras is service friendly.

Something with a good tempo, I know a few dancers that bob their heads to beat while giving head.

Whenever I do an intense leg workout. It cause your body to release more testosterone. I’ve got a couple of regular dancers who are more than eager to take care of me.

The Seattle clubs are alive and well. I can’t recall a time I haven’t had a successful trip, and I’m not talking about a shitty hj or less.

Older dancers are better at sex in general.

Golf shorts no underwear.

It’s a waste of money, just go to the clubs.

Do your homework, read reviews and figure out with dancers are the fun ones.

Dude you gotta do your homework before you go, there are so many dancer down there that will take care of you.

At that price point you can narrow it down to 2 or 3 dancers.

Good god Techman really… I know Washington is close to Canada but the accepted currency is still USD.

Ahhh The big scary orange man’s gonna get me……

I guess it’s been longer than that now

I heard she was kinda hot 12 years ago when she worked at ricks

Just dick ‘‘em down in the club, after a few visits ask them if they would interested.

Dude you can’t really expect to roll in there in a Monday with the expectation you can be both cheap and picky. Aside from maybe Sunday it’s usually the slowest lineup of the week.

I was there on Friday also, that is the one and only Diamond.

Jesus Christ dude, suck his dick already!

I went there tonight. Indigo, Cream and especially Faith were worth the trip.

I99 south of 145th is one of the craziest streetwalker areas in the country. They come in all shapes and sizes, there’s an even a midget that slangs pussy down that stretch. Funniest thing I’ve ever seen, the John was in a lifted F350 and had to get out and pick her up to put her in the truck.

Ava @Pandoras day times.

Luxe is hilarious, she has a great sales pitch. I’m a fan of Faith and Cream at nights both are cool.

I could care less, some of it’s good some of its bad. I have one extra dancer that actually matches the tempo of her BJs to music playing.

Best way to avoid sticky goo is to shoot it in inside the dancers mouth or pussy!

^thats funny as fuck! You do know that a lot of the dancers read these reviews.

With the clubs being slow and uncertain times on the horizon now is the time to get all the extras you can.

Also nice to know unique is back in action, she sounds like a legend in her own right.

Ok so let me get this right Techman “some fun” is considered too explicit for you. I personally might be guilty of pushing the limits of explicitly I’n my reviews, but the aforementioned review is pretty mild.

My guess is the lap dance area will tame down a bit, but it will still be good to go in the VIP rooms.

Diamond has been working Fridays and Saturdays. She said Saturday is going to be her one regular day.

$13.33/for X3 at pandoras or kittens in seattle.

At least he doesn’t have dementia. All the blue no matter who folks are destroying this country.

Attaboy, giving her tits the Jackson pollock treatment!

There are a lot of fat chicks trying to slang pussy on that board these days, I don’t think you’re missing much.

Sometimes you just gotta stop thinking and go for it! It’s quite a view to behold going at it from behind with the one that’s not your style. I still think she is the most attractive dayshift dancer.

I’ve had a couple times where a dancer has puked on me when she was blowing me. To her credit she just wiped her face and got right back after it to finish the job.

I got a brisket sandwich. I don’t drink but it looks like they have quite a few on tap.

I’ve made movies with dancers in VIP rooms does that count?

There are very good deals to be had currently. I stopped in during happy hour and got taken care of twice for a very good price. Lots of good offers for duos at the moment.

Don’t think so, most of the daytime dancers don’t.

Damn dude you got taken for one. Unless you’ve seen some positive reviews for a dancer never do a vip with her without getting a few lap dances first. You could’ve had a lot of fun for that much during the day shift.

You can always get some wet wipes from Monse.

The new Rio used to go by Alo, no fun to be had.

They are going to allow alcohol to be served in the clubs. With that is going to bring added scrutiny to what’s going on in the club.

It can be with the right dancer… I’ve straight up Hoby Buchanoned a dancer in the lap dance area. When I finished she looked up at me wiped her mouth and asked me how she did with a smile.

You might have to drop Seattle down the list soon. New legislation recently passed very well may kill the clubs as we know them.

They couldn’t even make tropic thunder again these days.

I never would have thought those fun bags were real.

People using the right restroom

The whole thing is fucked! Is trump a total dipshit of course, he can’t shut his mouth when he should. That being said he is right about a lot of things and could have done a lot more good shit if he could just keep his fingers off his twitter account. He’s like an angry stripper who reads a review on here and fires back. Biden is a total joke, it’s honestly embarrassing to have him as the so called leader of the free world. Everyday he is in office feels closer and closer to watching Rome burn. The country racks up more and more debt paying for yet another foreign war and paying countless billions to an invading horde.

I just get that feeling she would be terrible in bed.

In Seattle it is insane, home prices are obscene. The infection has spread to the surrounding areas. The Lake Stevens area for instance has been over taken hipsters and techies. I’d move to Idaho or Montana but they have been infected with Californians that watched Yellow Stone and run up prices there.

Sounds like a fun time! Monse got me to tap out three times on my last visit

What do expect, well rounded people are exponentially from two parent households. That’s not to say some people don’t come from single parent households. There are loads of stories of single moms raising good children, but for the most part they have support ie parents and extended family. It’s only going to get worst with the attack on the nuclear family.

Well did she have a bush?

Tip her while she’s on stage and take a number, it’s worth it.

You should have seen Diamond, she’s fun!

Drugs man

I saw Jesse Jane died last month from an overdose.

USASG for Seattle is a great resource, apparently the are a lot of degenerates in this area and they are hilarious.

They can say what they want to say, but they can’t unsuck a dick or unswallow a load.

holy smokes a clean review!

Double tap assault through, once they get into the fentanyl they turn into zombies. At some point people need to realize the ones that contribute to society need to be the focus.

I wish this club still had an All star dancer. Ever since Rio hung up the heels there’s just not that much of a compelling reason to go there. Don’t get me wrong though, there are plenty of dancers who will get you across the finish line but it just seems lacking.

She was there doing her prayers tonight in the VIP booths around 10:00-11:00

The only violence I’ve personally seen at the Seattle clubs is dancer on dancer. I was talking to one of them, took a quick trip to the bathroom and came back to both of them being restrained. At night they all have bouncers. Kittens in particular is one of those fuck around find out clubs, there’s a lot of “motorcycle club” presence there at times.

I don’t think it’s going to be good for extras.

The time when she shouldn’t have been offering extras…

@techman I never mention the dancers name once. If you really want explicit how about this, I inseminated one dancer twice and her friend once. If it really bugs you that bad i suggest you and your Bennie bag Collection stop visiting this site.

I like the clubs hate the music.

She’s been there for some time, at least since July. She was a little shy at first but has gotten much more comfortable in private rooms.

L provides services just shy of the legendary M for reasonable prices. She’s really fun when she gets into M’s tequila, makes her super horny.

L provides services just shy of the legendary M for reasonable prices. She’s really fun when she gets into M’s tequila, makes her super horny.

Sarlacc?

Pacifico lime/wang is Leroy69 or something like that.

Because he is pretending to be CoronaLime

I’m pretty sure it is her, she still works daytime there.

Possibly Ava

I have to give her a spin one of these days.

What time on Tuesday was that?

Hunter Biden?

3/100 in Seattle

I don’t know but I been told… Eskimo pussy is mighty cold. MMM, good… Feels Good Is Good Real Good Tastes Good Mighty Good Good for you Good for Me

I stoped by yesterday after work for about 20 minutes.

Luna and Monse together is wild. I’ve never heard so much dirty talk. Monse always gets her nut though!

Another tip-Don’t be the weird guy that’s sits right next to the VIP booths when someone’s in there with their dancer. Had one of those today when my dancer was riding me like a rodeo star, it was kinda awkward/funny.

It’s my go to club when I’m in the mood for some ebony action.

Also I would stay away from DATY from a few of the pandoras dancers unless you are into clean up.

Seattle: #1 pandoras by far #2 kittens #3 sugars You can PM me if you want more details.

@wisetoo get with the Seattle program.

She doesn’t work at that club anymore if you’re worried about dancer descriptions. And when she did it was very infrequently.

Dump truck

I had a couple interesting experiences with dancers I was on the fence about, ended up with mixed results. One ended up being super awkward fs in the lap dance area. The manager walked up in the middle of rcg and had a conversation with her. It was a super awkward moment and I quickly lost my hard on. I wasn’t super into the dancer but she only charged me 100 for FS. The second experience turned out quite good. The dancer wasn’t my usual preferred type, a red headed goth dancer. The dance started out decent and then quickly escalated to a VIP trip for a BJ, next thing I knew I was upgraded to FS for no extra charge. I now see her regularly otc about once a month.

I second making eye contact and giving them a smile. Same goes for during the dancers stage performance.

That’s so awesome this made it past the adjudication.

What happened to the bookmarks

I’ve seen some pretty bad fat references. One guy called a rather large dancer a sweat hog in a review. I remember back during my military day, guys talking about getting drunk and going hog questing. It was competition to see who could sleep with the largest women.

It was a decent day in Seattle. My favorite club was absolutely loaded with way more dancers than normal for a Saturday day shift.

I think the VIPs are totally worth it! opens up so many more possibilities with the added privacy. You can stand up and take control and really get after it. Some of the looks you get from other dancers and patrons when you exit the booth will leave you smiling, the sound of beating cheeks and having a vocal dancer don’t go unnoticed.

No offense, but it’s probably because you’re too cheap to actually appreciate what Ava has to offer.

Has Naomi always been on the thicker side or is that something new since she took time off?

Camel slide/stripper slide?

There’s a lot less clean up when you finish in her mouth.

$90 total is what you would normally pay for 30 minutes so it’s not really getting a deal per say.

I personally think Ava is still the most attractive of the six dancers listed.

I didn’t see your review in the unpublished section.

@minnow, what other details do you need. If I reported the exact play by play it wouldn’t get approved for being too graphic. It doesn’t take high level math to figure out who I was with or what I did with her.

Which pandoras dancer….Might be lube, might be another dudes load. I’ve watched a couple different dancers entertain other patrons right after I’ve left a deposits in them.

@PacificoLime I guess that’s cool if you like handjobs. Personally I think handjobs are a waste of time, haven’t been cool since middle school.

Yup same one.

Dude I wish they had paper towels in the men’s room, she’s a messy one.

I’m not sure there really is more privacy in that chair, I swear I remember looking up and seeing a camera while getting the Oval Office treatment.

Lots of reports of her VIP experiences being on par with the legendary M. Albeit at a higher price point.

Good lord! For $640 you should have been balls deep with some change to spare.

If it is indeed Coronalime he is a legendary PNW strip club patron.

Corona is that you…..?

Was she still rocking her bubble gum.

Someone has to have some intel on the new Cuban dancer Sheila, very pretty face and a very nice ass.

He was probably drunk to fall for that shit. Regardless even if did intend to drop 2k on a dancer there sooooooooooo many better girls that come to mind.

Did Kai give you the old vip trip to Greece sales pitch also? She was a hard no for me when I encountered her.

For $600 there had better be some Carnal Knowledge.

She has an impressive stage performance.

You’re best off getting the dancers phone numbers, that way you can book ahead of time and not have to wait.

She is a fun one for sure!

Or juggling hand Grenade I guess. I did spend six years of my life serving.

Dropping $40 extra in this economy isn’t too bad.

I golf, hunt and fish thank you very much.

I’m also socially awkward as fuck

I looked attractive but had a dad bod, I went from a 36” waist line to a 30” waist line.

I’m just worried I’ve been tainted by the 30 minute girl friend and forget mindset. I’m probably overthinking it. I also need to find places to engage with these women, I don’t do online dating.

Damn I never got a chance to see her, from what I’ve read the Mount Rushmore of dancers for the top three clubs have been Monse of Pandoras, Rio of kittens and Lola of sugars.

I don’t really care as long as it’s a natural looking hair color.

Mandy is indeed a fun one!

Monse- Older Latina, 5’ tall long black hair with fake boobs. She dances exclusively to Latin music for her stage show.

If you did opt for the full Monse experience, welcome to the Monse Eskimo family tree. Boldly going where many men have gone before.

I concur Marisa Tomei is still very attractive. In regards to Jimmy Kimmel, I’m pretty sure Sarah Silverman went to town on him with a strap on when they were married, turned him lip of wrist.

Some say an experience with the legend is a Seattle strip club right of passage.

I think the first dancer you mentioned was Adora, Anya is a slender blonde.

It was $21 this past Sunday afternoon, could’ve been the Halloween price though.

I hope you save time for Ava, she is one of the hottest rodeo stars in the PNW.

As long as you enjoyed yourself that’s all that matters.

It doest matter what side of the pond you’re on, the youth of today are broken.

You can’t even incentivize the youth of today with free college education by serving. Granted if they did, they would waist on some liberal arts degree like basket weaving or feminist studies.

Kittens dancers have a way more aggressive approach than at pandoras. Sugars can be decent, shitty location though.

We’d be so fucked, the military can’t come close to meeting the recruitment goals. Too many obese over medicated soy boys these days.

Most dancers give zero fucks about cameras in the VIP in regards to extras. Those that do toss something in front of the camera. From what I’ve heard the managers are more concerned with dancers showing up wasted than sucking/fucking in the club.

It’s cause of all the brainwashing in schools these days. Doesn’t matter which country, it’s all about spreading hate and division. Then when you include social media you have an echo chamber of stupidity.

@drewcareypnw: Since your experience happened at night I can rule myself out as the culprit.

Friday day shift before a holiday weekend can be wild from my experience. I recall there being at least triple the amount of dancers compared to a normal Friday this past Memorial Day. It was awesome, the dancers out numbered the patrons 2:1, there were some good deals to be had as far as extras were concerned.