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Smegma Jones
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2004
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2005
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2006
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2007
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2008
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2009
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2011
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2023
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2024
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discussions
Front Room
Robbery or actual 'bad luck'?
I won't name the club, as I have no proof, but I believe my buddy got robbed the other night. Bought him a TD with a...
Smegma Jones
5 months ago
21
reviews
United States
Indiana
Bloomington
Night Moves
3160 S Walnut St Bloomington, IN 47401
The only club in town...so why not?
Was in town for the eclipse, and as this is the only joint in Bloomington, I went there. Sunday $3 cover wasn't bad, beers were $4 for domestics...not sure...
Smegma Jones
19 days ago
0
reviews
United States
Nevada
Las Vegas
Minks Las Vegas
5901 Emerald Ave Las Vegas, NV 89122
Minks - worth a visit, low risk, lots of potential.
So. I was looking to hit a few places in LV when last there (just got back) and Deja Vu is temporarily closed, which was my first pick, so...
Smegma Jones
5 months ago
1
reviews
United States
Illinois
Elk Grove Village
Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
First visit to HB in many years.
So I haven't been to HB in quite a few years, but was working down the street the other night and had an hour to kill. Saw from posts...
Smegma Jones
6 months ago
0
reviews
United States
Nevada
North Las Vegas
Chicas Bonitas
1818 Las Vegas Blvd North North Las Vegas, NV 89030
Chicas....a must visit if you are a fan of a good dirty lapdance.
I actually went to this club 2 times this trip. The first visit was a Thursday around 2AM. I rolled up on the club and the lights outside...
Smegma Jones
5 months ago
3
discussions
Front Room
Looking for a LV unicorn probably....
Headed to LV for the first time in years and want to hit a club (or 2). Where I'm coming from(LV experience wise) is...
Smegma Jones
6 months ago
9
discussions
Front Room
Am I cheap or is everyone else nuts?
I see a lot of posts and reviews here referring to the money spent for VIP, bottle service, and 'extras'. While I understand that...
Smegma Jones
9 years ago
30
reviews
United States
Illinois
Ottawa
Silver Slipper Saloon
3042 IL-71 3 9124 Ottawa, IL 61350
Another so-so visit to the Slipper
I generally hit this club once a year to so, sometime when out on the motorcycle, sometimes just if I'm in the area for work. Usually after someone else...
Smegma Jones
7 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Wisconsin
Franklin
On The Border
10741 S 27th St Franklin, WI 53132
Was hoping for more....left disappointed
Have been out of the game for a while, and was working in Wisconsin for a few days, figured I'd see how this place was as I'd seen it a...
Smegma Jones
6 months ago
0
reviews
United States
California
Santa Barbara
Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara
22 E Montecito St Santa Barbara, CA 93101
So I was in Goleta, which...
So I was in Goleta, which is next to Santa Barbara and decided to give Spearmint Rhino a try as it was the only choice of club NOT 60-90 min...
Smegma Jones
10 years ago
1
reviews
United States
Texas
Dallas
Bucks Wild
11327 Reeder Rd #200 Dallas, TX 75229
Saw a special for Tuesday night...
Saw a special for Tuesday night $5 dances as it was 1st Tues of the month…missed it due to work and saw they had a ‘Wild Wed’ with $10 cover...
Smegma Jones
9 years ago
0
reviews
United States
California
Anaheim
Imperial Showgirls
2640 W Woodland Dr Anaheim, CA 92801
So I was out in Irvine...
So I was out in Irvine CA for work and had to do a interview up in Anahiem. I went up there in the afternoon for a later interview...
Smegma Jones
9 years ago
0
reviews
Mexico
Baja California
Mexicali
Miau Miau
Av Reforma 604, Primera 21100 Mexicali, B.C., Mexico
Another solid visit to Mexicali
So I was down in Mexicali for a 1 night stay and decided to get out for the evening. I haven't been to Mexicali in a while and decided...
Smegma Jones
7 years ago
1
reviews
United States
Illinois
Ottawa
The Lamp Liter
1474 US-6 Ottawa, IL 61350
This place is still standing? Hmmm....let's check it out.
Have not been to the Lamp in a few years...for that matter I have not posted in a few years, so here goes. The club itself is not really a strip...
Smegma Jones
5 years ago
3
reviews
United States
Texas
Dallas
Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale
10723 Composite Dr Dallas, TX 75220
Read reviews of this club and...
Read reviews of this club and wanted to go by to see what the deal was with the ‘forts’ and it seemed like a down and dirty place. The CLUB: Parking was...
Smegma Jones
9 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Texas
Dallas
Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale
10723 Composite Dr Dallas, TX 75220
Not the same anymore
Was in Dallas for 2 nights and wanted to hit my one of my old favs Royale Cabaret and found it had changed into Chicas Locas. Never one to...
Smegma Jones
7 years ago
0
reviews
Mexico
Baja California
Tijuana
Amnesia
Ave. Revolucion #1300 esquina con, Calle Ignacio Zaragoza 22000 Tijuana, B.C., Mexico
Went to Amnesia 2 weeks ago...
Went to Amnesia 2 weeks ago when I was on a trip to San Diego CA. Drove down to the border, parked at the last parking lot (right by...
Smegma Jones
11 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Illinois
Ottawa
Silver Slipper Saloon
3042 IL-71 3 9124 Ottawa, IL 61350
Went to the Slipper after a...
Went to the Slipper after a motorcycle rally and it's the only reason I went to this club. Atmosphere is a country-style bar...really woody decor, well lit bar area,...
Smegma Jones
12 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Illinois
Addison
Sweet Temptations
5N105 IL-53 #5 Itasca, IL 60143
This is not a strip club...
This is not a strip club so much as a massage parlor. The girls appear to be white/black/latina...no Asians that I saw. I went in thinking this was...
Smegma Jones
10 years ago
2
reviews
United States
Pennsylvania
Erie
Juliet's Gentlemen's Club
2022 W 8th St Erie, PA 16505
I was in Erie for a...
I was in Erie for a visit a few weeks ago and while I would normally go down the road to Partnerz, I decided to give Juliets a try. ...
Smegma Jones
12 years ago
0
reviews
United States
New Jersey
Neptune
Centerfolds
705 Route 35 South Neptune, NJ 07753
Ended up in New Jersey a...
Ended up in New Jersey a few weeks ago for a 1 night stay, so I couldn't be picky when choosing a club...this one was within 20 miles of where...
Smegma Jones
13 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Michigan
Detroit
Chapeau Vert Lounge
16550 Telegraph Rd Detroit, MI 48219
The club itself – 5 This is...
The club itself – 5 This is another one of Detroit’s low rent places. A bar with girls taking their clothes off. Small, almost brightly lit room, with tables...
Smegma Jones
14 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Texas
Dallas
King's Cabaret
1624 Irving Blvd, Dallas, TX 75207, USA*
Too rough for me
I was on the last day of a 3 day trip to Dallas and I had not gotten out this time. Had another guy sharing the car and couldn't...
Smegma Jones
8 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Illinois
Ottawa
The Lamp Liter
1474 US-6 Ottawa, IL 61350
I went to the Lamp for...
I went to the Lamp for the first time in about 2 years and (as usual) the club itself hasn't changed a bit. It's a small, dirty, little bar...
Smegma Jones
13 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Michigan
Detroit
La Chambre
14110 Telegraph Rd, Detroit, MI 48239, USA*
Le Chambre The club itself – 6 This...
Le Chambre The club itself – 6 This was my second visit here and the last one was 2.5 years ago. Nothing has changed at the club. It’s a small...
Smegma Jones
14 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Michigan
Highland Park
Playground After Dark
16519 Woodward Ave Highland Park, MI 48203
Found the 'Free admission' coupon on...
Found the 'Free admission' coupon on the website, and figured what the heck? It isn't really free as the admission is $10 (covered with the pass) and you have...
Smegma Jones
19 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Michigan
Detroit
Dreams
141 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48203
Well I finally made it back...
Well I finally made it back to Detroit (the old job used to send me there once a month, the new job just set up shop there). After a...
Smegma Jones
19 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Illinois
Romeoville
Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club
1 Rock Rd, Romeoville, IL 60446, USA*
Well for the second time in...
Well for the second time in about a month I went to Crazy Rock in Romeoville. Just a 'on a whim' thing, no plans for it, so I didn't...
Smegma Jones
16 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Illinois
Ottawa
Silver Slipper Saloon
3042 IL-71 3 9124 Ottawa, IL 61350
I went back to the Slipper...
I went back to the Slipper on this year's "Hooters and Scooters" motorcycle ride. The run went all day and the Slipper was the last stop in the early...
Smegma Jones
14 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Illinois
Romeoville
Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club
1 Rock Rd, Romeoville, IL 60446, USA*
I went out with some buddys...
I went out with some buddys the other night for a few drinks and were going to head to Heavenly Bodies, but one of the guys is a pussy so...
Smegma Jones
15 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Illinois
Joliet
Cellar
111 Patterson Rd Joliet, IL 60436
Ok short and sweet.... The last time...
Ok short and sweet.... The last time I was here, I came and gave it an OK review. Normally it is the quality of the dance (grind really) that gives...
Smegma Jones
16 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Illinois
Joliet
Cellar
111 Patterson Rd Joliet, IL 60436
I returned again to the Cellar,...
I returned again to the Cellar, only to find it had not changed much from my previous visits. I'm sure I will return, but only because I live in...
Smegma Jones
18 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Michigan
Detroit
Ace of Spades Gentlemen's Club
19245 M-102 Detroit, MI 48219
I found myself back in Detroit...
I found myself back in Detroit a few months ago (haven't gotten around to sending this in) and went past Cheetah's to see how it had been rebuilt. My...
Smegma Jones
17 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Michigan
Detroit
Trumpps
21413 8 Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219
Went to Trumps in August (a...
Went to Trumps in August (a Thursday night). First time here, nice club. There were a LOT of girls ranging from 6 to 9 (there was a chick...
Smegma Jones
17 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Michigan
Detroit
La Chambre
14110 Telegraph Rd, Detroit, MI 48239, USA*
Well, on my most recent trip...
Well, on my most recent trip to Detroit I planned on going by Trummps again. It was a fine time and I had no reason not to go except...
Smegma Jones
17 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Colorado
Boulder
Nitro Club
1124 Pearl St Boulder, CO 80302
On my trip to Denver, I...
On my trip to Denver, I visited 2 clubs....All Stars and PT's. Here is my review of All Stars, please check out my review of PT's which I will...
Smegma Jones
20 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Illinois
Elk Grove Village
Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
If this club had nothing else...
If this club had nothing else other than the 'free' drinks and sandwiches, it would still be a great club. $10 at the door and a few tips and...
Smegma Jones
20 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Colorado
Denver
PT's Showclub Denver
1601 W Evans Ave Denver, CO 80223
Sister club to All Stars, I...
Sister club to All Stars, I went here after leaving there because they let you go to either club with your paid admission to one. Read my review of...
Smegma Jones
20 years ago
0